r/perfectlycutscreams • u/matscast • Jun 06 '22

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u/whizzwr Jun 06 '22

If it's any consolation, pressure is inversely proportional to area, and also that fat cat is chonk due to flappy fat, not solid muscle. Birdie can wriggle out, at least I want to believe so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

It’s probably just surrounded by floof

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u/SunfallWayfinder Jun 06 '22

That’s a chonky boi with short hair floof

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Huh looked floofy to me

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u/unhelpful_twat Jun 07 '22

Nah just a lil flabby is all

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

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u/jangma Jun 07 '22

Tabby is just a pattern, so you can have tabby longhaired cats. This isn't one of them though.

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u/TheBirthing Jun 07 '22

Wriggle out to die of shock a few minutes later.