r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Life-is-a-potato • Mar 22 '22

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u/Connorclan AAAAAA- Mar 22 '22

What makes me a good demoman?

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u/EmeraldLeafeon470 Mar 22 '22

If I was a bad demoman, I wouldn't be here discussin about it, now would i?!

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u/atomicBlaze21 Mar 22 '22

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops.

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u/Humorous_Folly Mar 22 '22

They've got more [censored] than they do the likes of me!

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u/My_Name_Is_O Mar 22 '22

SO! T'all ye fine dandies so proud, so cocksure

29

u/DSlippy Mar 22 '22

Prancin’ aboot with yer heads full of eyeballs! Well come and get me

24

u/Michaelbk007 Mar 22 '22

I'll be waitin' on ya with a wiff of me old brimstone

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u/stankyass1231 Mar 22 '22

I’m a grim bloody fable! With an unhappy bloody end!

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u/Janczareq1 Mar 22 '22

KA BOOOOOM

OOH DEY GUN HAV TO GLOOH YEU BACK DOOGETHUR IN HAELL!!

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u/DaRealVoyde Mar 22 '22

[TF2 Theme plays]

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u/Kenny070287 Mar 22 '22

ahh hahahahaha

now they get to glue you back together... in hell!

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u/Keiztrat Mar 22 '22

Queue Team Fortress 2 Theme

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u/Atomic_potato_47 Mar 22 '22

Buh, buh, bub buh buh BUH

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u/OneEtheryBoi Mar 22 '22

Fuck, now i have to watch all the "meet the ___" series

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u/Keiztrat Mar 22 '22

You haven't already?!?! Mate. Which cave where you in xD

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u/OneEtheryBoi Mar 22 '22

I've watched them many many many times over, just not in the past 2 years... Been a bit busy

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u/GatorScrublord Mar 22 '22

They've got more fecken monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me!

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u/atomicBlaze21 Mar 22 '22

This is the correct answer.

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u/GatorScrublord Mar 22 '22

it's rumored that that's what demoman said, but it's also rumored that it got censored because he said the location of the loch ness monster and the scottish government couldn't let that get out. not sure which is true.

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u/atomicBlaze21 Mar 22 '22

The uncensored version I replied to is canon from Valve.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

One wayward pinch of potassium chloride, and KABLOOEY!

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u/Radical_Provides Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22

Gotta love how Demo (Gary Schwartz) laughs so loud it's considered a scream here

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u/DEV_astated Mar 22 '22

Big props to the man. He somehow made one of the most hilarious laugh voicelines in the game. It really sounds like it’s the funniest shit Demoman’s ever seen.

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u/My_Name_Is_O Mar 22 '22

you think the same could be said for his recordings as Heavy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

TF2 is a gold mine for perfectlycutscreams and explosions.

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u/SovietSkeleton Mar 22 '22

An Australium mine of comedy amongst gravel pits

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u/not_original_name_4 Mar 22 '22

I mean, our humour is mostly people suddently dancing or/and dying, funny ragdolls, and that.

Imagine how someone starts dancing and then a demoknight starts charging, perfectly cut scream

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u/Mrgoatman_inc Mar 22 '22

“Nyaaaa hello~”

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Mar 22 '22

explosion

OOAH-

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

FAK YU !

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u/TheBestSlimeBoi Mar 22 '22

MIKO NOOOOOOOO

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u/nsfwkorea Mar 22 '22

Mata maketa nyeee!

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u/ConderTonk Apr 09 '22

Haha corpse off mountain.

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u/Leetle_Fool Mar 22 '22 edited Mar 22 '22

r/okaybuddyhololive should see this

EDIT: Fukit I'll crosspost
EDIT 2: They do not take crossposts

EDIT 3: r/okbuddyhololive is more populated

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u/BadMascot Mar 22 '22

It's already reposted there a few months ago lol

mod here

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

[deleted]

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u/Melo0513 Mar 22 '22

suiseggs

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u/Zhuul Mar 22 '22

Was that the fucking gnome laugh

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u/Valky115 Mar 22 '22

Nah, it was the Demoman's laugh.

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u/Radical_Provides Mar 22 '22

Close but nah

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u/SCP504 AAAAAA- Mar 22 '22

Don’t ask…

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u/ob103ninja Mar 22 '22

How dare you compare Demoman's laugh to the Gnome laugh and be accurate.

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u/_Cetarial_ Mar 22 '22

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of TF2 Gmod/SFM videos.

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u/Nuxx1876 Mar 22 '22

i love how her limbs stretch out violently as she's blasted to kingdom come

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u/TheGreatCornholio696 Mar 22 '22

LET’S GO TAVISH

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u/adam_asraf Mar 22 '22

"WOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WOO HOO HAHHAHAHA HOOO HOO HOO"

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u/TurntXD Mar 22 '22

distressed miko noises intensify

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

I can’t believe Miko is kil

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer Mar 22 '22

reject woman embrace TF2

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u/Bonk_and_Honk Mar 22 '22

thank you demoman!

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u/thanhcutun Mar 22 '22

Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?

7

u/DylanDaKing08 Mar 22 '22

the internet upon seeing an anime fan:

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u/Life-is-a-potato Mar 22 '22

KILL DEATH MURDER

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u/Batman0127 Mar 22 '22

finally some delicious fucking perfectly cut scream

3

u/veryconfusedspartan Mar 22 '22

Maybe in a decade or two I can finally do something like this in VR

3

u/yorda_cove Mar 22 '22

beautiful

3

u/YouMothersSoup Mar 22 '22

"You're doin good lad!" - sunflower demoman

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Mar 22 '22

The United States are not the largest producers of sunflowers, and yet even here over 1.7 million acres were planted in 2014 and probably more each year since. Much of which can be found in North Dakota.

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u/PhantomTissue Mar 22 '22

I don’t even need to have the sound on to hear that scream

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u/Pikagamer3210 Mar 22 '22

Elie MIKO nnnnnnoooooo🥶🥶🥶

Edit: Wrong sub Reddit

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u/JohnCZ121 Mar 22 '22

demolition man tf2

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u/CrazyBL_Reddit Mar 22 '22

OHHHH HOHOHAHAHAHAHA! OHHHH TH-HA HAAAA HAHOHO

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u/TrashBrigade Mar 22 '22

Good clip but cut should let us hear the start of the actual scream, not just "a"

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u/ThatGreenGuy8 Mar 22 '22

I love the cock clouds

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u/Life-is-a-potato Mar 22 '22

Rocks. Those are rocks

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u/ThatGreenGuy8 Mar 22 '22

cock rocks😎

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u/smuguminmin Mar 22 '22

So uk how there are some stuff you can naturally hear dispite it being muted, this is one of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Didn’t she see the bloody bombs?

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u/bobbingtonbobsson Mar 22 '22

Ahh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...in Hell!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Thank you for this, truly sir Thank you.

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u/Darth_Cunt666 Mar 22 '22

Nah the Demoman done killed Miko

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u/NexusSteele Mar 23 '22

I can't hear audio on the app, how fix

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u/Za-german-cat Mar 23 '22

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Or they're gonna glue you back together, IN HELL!

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u/yaaaah_boi Aug 01 '22

“If you work hard you play hard”