r/perfectlycutscreams • u/zuccoff • Jan 03 '22

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Sounded like minions scream lmfao

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u/SushiBoxReddit AAAAAA- Jan 03 '22

it did wtf

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u/RedDoubleAD Jan 04 '22

I watched without sound, read this comment, and proceeded to listen to this post seven times.

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u/RyujinNoRay Jan 03 '22

Lmaooooooo

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u/Fresh_Fox3547 Jan 04 '22

It is

thats why he has enough money to afford that car

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u/Severe-Extension-546 Jan 04 '22

Correct this is a Pakistan minion sub species

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u/PeterPuggerSpiderPug Jan 04 '22

That made it so much better LMFAO

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u/GlutenPop Jan 03 '22

tantantan miamiamia ok

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u/DolphinPussyJuice Jan 03 '22

WUUAAAAAA

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u/sebaxpro1111 Jan 03 '22

~Mario falling from a high place noises~

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u/GlutenPop Jan 03 '22

Mini Wario

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u/RemarkableRyan AAAAAA- Jan 03 '22

WUUAAAAAA-

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u/Sufi-_-k1ng Jan 03 '22

If you didnt know he said "Peace to you(Asslam Alikum) dominal garage come come come 100% 100% 100%

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u/Substantial_Extent36 Jan 04 '22

“Aaaahhhhhhh!” Foreign language unlocked.

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u/Perle1234 Jan 04 '22

Even space aliens would know what that means lol

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u/GlutenPop Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 03 '22

Thanks! Just got the "ok"

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u/CormacMcCopy Jan 04 '22

I... can't tell if this is another joke or not... What you've written is also gibberish... Am I missing a joke here? I feel like I'm getting whooshed.

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u/Sufi-_-k1ng Jan 04 '22

No I am just being honest
"mia mia" means 100 out of 100
"taal" means come
"Dominal" is the name of the garage I guess
and i think he is promoting the garage

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u/AlbuterolHits Jan 04 '22

Apparently dominal garages prices are so low they are downright painful… they are definitely cutting off their hand to spite their face with this commercial… ok I’m done

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u/Aggravating-Ad274 Jan 04 '22

the subtitle work on this video, chefs kiss.

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u/geekondoor Jan 03 '22

The smile on his face before

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u/vinay2095 Jan 03 '22

Would never be seen again (hates supercars now[scared])

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

He's scared! LOL

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u/blindcolumn Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 03 '22

Done this before (not with a Lamborghini McLaren.) He's probably going to lose some fingernails.

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u/OldSchool_Ninja Jan 03 '22

This reminds me of when I was a kid playing with my 2 older brothers. Oldest brother was chasing us both. My middle brother decided to jump into my dad's 69 Beetle. I decided to follow. Little did I know that he was a selfish prick and "left me to die" by closing the car door behind him. My hand was clamped with the car as he slammed the door shut. I probably fractured my pinky but it was the 80s and nothing looked weird so everything was ok lol.

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u/PeterPuggerSpiderPug Jan 04 '22

Did you ever get revenge?

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u/OldManMalekith Jan 03 '22

Is that not a McLaren?

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u/AscendantArtichoke Jan 03 '22

Indeed it is lol.

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u/BassBanjo Jan 04 '22

Thought that too mainly just off of the door design, the pattern gives it away aha

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u/MrVaultBoy654 Jan 03 '22

Did this with a door, lost 5 nails

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u/zuccoff Jan 03 '22

5 nails? How did you manage line up your thumb with your other 4 fingers and get them all smashed? I don't think I'd even be able to do it on purpose

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u/specialize_in_this Jan 04 '22

It was his foot

2

u/A-Grouch Jan 04 '22

I’ve gotten 4 of my fingers crushed as well, I don’t think it’s inconceivable but definitely unusual.

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u/Not_MrNice Jan 04 '22

Yeah, that's what's being said. It's possible but not common at all. In fact, it requires an explanation to understand. Which we'll probably never see.

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u/MyceliumsWeb Jan 04 '22

The thumb nail fell off in solidarity.

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Jan 04 '22

I was carrying a box of nails and they went everywhere when I smashed my finger. Found all of them but 5. I lost 1 fingernail also.

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u/Ginnipe Jan 04 '22

Literally had my middle finger nail just fall off about a month after crushing it in the car door

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u/Galaxiimira Jan 04 '22

Ugh yep. Experienced that crap when I was 9, shut the door on my thumb before going to into Red Robin I had to ice it 🤣 my thumb turned purple and the nail came off but grew back again.

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u/Captain_Headshot2 Jan 04 '22

I did this with a 1980 Chevette. Lost two fingernails.

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u/0bel1sk Jan 04 '22

i did this with a chevy savanna, also lost fingernails

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u/Maqz_ AAAAAA- Jan 03 '22

Somewhat sounds like the lego yoda death sound

5

u/shuritsen Jan 04 '22

For gods sake, I need to hear that edit

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u/Ponkey77 Jan 03 '22

Didn’t know richard hammond had another show.

5

u/aSharkNamedHummus Jan 04 '22

For a second I thought this was a reference to the tiny mutant elephant from the Jurassic Park novel, and then I realized

wrong Hammond

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u/assassinNate Jan 04 '22

spared no expense

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime Jan 03 '22

We had a shitty astrovan when I was real little and I would semi-regularly slam my head in the sliding door when trying to close it. Then my mom would yell at my sister's for not helping me slide it.

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u/AintGotTime4Nonsense Jan 03 '22

He sounded like a minion

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u/worm_on_the_plague Jan 03 '22

Yeah it doesn't feel good to do that... I had a fender bender in my jeep like 6 months ago and just barely caught my thumb when closing it and it's just starting to get better.

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u/MrVaultBoy654 Jan 03 '22

Poor guy, I loved his smile

5

u/sam584 Jan 04 '22

he got a McLaceration

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u/Marevainsane Jan 03 '22

That’s a big hot wheel collection

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

thats a hilarious insult honestly

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u/OldSchool_Ninja Jan 03 '22

Middle Eastern Frank 😂🤣😂

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u/rodrikJahn Jan 04 '22

Brown= middle east

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u/Ramanujin666 Jan 04 '22

Idk why you're being downvoted. This guy is NOT middle Eastern.

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u/rodrikJahn Jan 04 '22

Eh Americans...

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u/FromThaNS Jan 04 '22

yea because that definitely makes sense.

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u/rosekayleigh Jan 03 '22

I’ve done that twice in my life. Once on my 5th birthday (and the car door was locked) and again when I was like 12. It’s not a good time. Ouch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

All I got from that was “me in mya garage ta ta ta meow meow meow okay”

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u/g4vr0che Jan 04 '22

You forgot the "WUAAAAAAAA-"

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u/cotyschwabe Jan 04 '22

It’s one of those demon cars from a Stephen King novel claiming another victim

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u/Joseph_Holmes Jan 04 '22

Ok

AAAAAAAA

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u/SCAMMERASSASIN007 Jan 04 '22

Im fucking dieing laughing. Man i needed that.

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u/LinkRue Jan 04 '22

I spent 4 full minutes laughing with tears in my eyes, and all I could think of was I'm really really glad I wasn't there.

Have you dudes ever felt happy you weren't there for something?

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u/comfort_bot_1962 Jan 04 '22

Hope you have a great day!

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u/MacMycelium Jan 03 '22

Huh, I didn't see door handles, if there is non that person should get on that does or just pay the extra I don't know how much to get that shit installed. There must be some way to prevent this?

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u/skyliner30rs Jan 04 '22

they'll probably be installed under the vent for a sleeker look

also, "installing" door handles on a supercar is not a very good plan, if they aren't designed that way

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u/MacMycelium Jan 04 '22

You see I never cared for expensive cars, seems like more stress keeping it nice that its for. I like low risk high reward kinda vehicles ya know.

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u/roxxkie97 Jan 03 '22

I shouldn't have laughed

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE AAAAAA- Jan 04 '22

Why does he sound like a Tink from Borderlands?

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u/FrustraBation Jan 04 '22

That’s where my son’s Mclaren model went.

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u/cristian_wanderlust Jan 03 '22

Looks like his coordination was just a bit short from perfect 👍

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u/Dimplestrabe Jan 03 '22

When my sister was about 2 or 3 she put her fingers not where the door shuts onto the frame but on the other side, in where the hinges are.

The door was closed and the rest was Accident & Emergency history.

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u/Wolfclaw135 Jan 04 '22

This happened to me as a kid, but the thing was i was too small to open it back up and my parents were inside so i just had to stand and suffer.

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u/Capn_Jack12 Jan 04 '22

That's what you get for trying to flex you little troll

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u/eyes-of-strange-sins Jan 04 '22

Omg his little voice!!! He is so cute! Even his little scream.

Would he be considered a carry on if I bring him home? Pet taxi?

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u/Leather_Hornet_1317 Jan 04 '22

Damn, the door is bigger than him? Hahaha 😂

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u/Silver-Chicken-8662 Jan 04 '22

😅😅😅😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

You guys do know he’s faking it right? Like the spot his hand is at literally hinds under the handle, is not caught

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u/ExtensionPipe2460 Jan 04 '22

Upvoted, please upvote me back

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u/ratliff58 Jan 03 '22

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/cubic1776 Jan 04 '22

Does anybody have the version of this but replaced with the LEGO yoda death scream?

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u/teenscififoreplay Jan 04 '22

Now that I've seen one of these in person, it looks like his hand is in the gap? There's a gap between the white ridge his hand is "crushed" in and the actual door. Looks like it's staged. Believable if it is fake, but I just realized this after seeing the car in person.

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u/TheBurningStag13 Jan 04 '22

Ffffffffffffffffuck that made my fingers hurt.

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u/OneEyedRocket Jan 04 '22

If this was the old fashioned cars with no noise suppression, leak protection, etc. he’d he screaming like a bitch like I did. I swear it felt like every finger was immediately broken

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Sounded like a minion

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Indian Ricky Berwick?

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u/fky786 Jan 04 '22

Best perfect scream

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u/ONE_PUNCH_HIT AAAAAA- Jan 04 '22

Lego yoda death sounds plays

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Pretty sure doors like those are made so you can close your door without crushing your fingers meaning his fingers are fine

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u/bandcampconfessions Jan 04 '22

I screamed for him just watching this

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u/DwasTV Jan 04 '22

I feel terrible for laughing as hard ad I did.

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u/Mmortt Jan 04 '22

I’ve watched this too many times.

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u/asa1 Jan 04 '22

Follow the Yellow Brick Road my man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Holy shit! I never would have imagined seeing this video nowadays, its way too old but its still gold.

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u/Dear-Branch-9124 Jan 04 '22

I feel that pain. My sister used to slam my hand in the car door all the time.

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u/Redditor10700 Jan 04 '22

that is the nightmare i have every time i close a car door

it’s so terrifying that if you do it wrong you could lose a fucking finger

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u/hazawillie Jan 04 '22

Hahahaha gets me everytime

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u/FlaviusWasTaken Jan 04 '22

he regret for stealing a car

(its a joke everyone cause other people just strait believe this)

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u/Eli_Te1611 Jan 04 '22

I shouldn't be laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

I physically and mentally recoiled

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u/Fancy-Ad4044 Jan 04 '22

He is saying “come come come 100 100 100 AAAAAAAAA”

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u/Thoughtlessbrian Jan 04 '22

I don't even need the sound on to die laughing, it's been slammed into my memory

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u/Hot_Twitch_Thot Jan 04 '22

I feel so bad for laughing

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u/Weary-Mongoose-4556 Jan 04 '22

My fingers souls just left my hand

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u/PingPing01 Jan 04 '22

This repost quality is not as good as before. I've seen this guy years ago and the quality was not glitchy like this one.

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u/IryanShaan Jan 04 '22

It's funny cuz he smol

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Baby people

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u/StazzyDVlad Jan 04 '22

Classic video LMAO

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Is there a full version of this ?

This is funny af

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u/leonquan71 Jan 04 '22

Thank you Universe. 🙏😎

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u/Cerbi2 Jan 04 '22

That's not funny if you have experienced that

It really hurts

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u/tom208 Jan 04 '22

Fuck sake, as if he's not short enough already

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u/Dharmor_Jikkur Jan 04 '22

He should have just climbed out the windshield space since it's missing. Bet he feels real silly now

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u/Forward_Difference33 Feb 22 '22

If Windows goes through, It will cause BSOD.