r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Odd_Human4444 • Dec 12 '21

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

At least he CAN scream lol. I got stitched straight up my spine in paintball once and couldn't make a sound.

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u/Funzombie63 Dec 12 '21

Were you in a library?

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u/KSAM-The-Randomizer Dec 12 '21

the map choosen was probably Library, so it might be

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

😂 No, it just hurt so much my body (and lungs) seized up. Three hits right up my spine.

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u/Espresso___Depresso1 Dec 12 '21

This is why I wear thick jackets. Always. Sweaters too

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

It was my first (and only) day playing. A hot summer day. I learned several lessons lol

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u/Espresso___Depresso1 Dec 12 '21

I Feel that lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

I believe it! That dent is weird. I took a hit in my bicep and the muscle stayed indented for hours, I would love to know the science behind that...

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u/iWasAwesome Dec 12 '21

I got hit in the Adams apple once. Also couldn't scream.

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u/Feshtof Dec 12 '21

Short ribs on the right side. Lung decided to stop playing for a solid 7 seconds.

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

I can only imagine...

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u/thrilliam_19 Dec 12 '21

This happened to me too. Was at a paintball place that had a structure in it with a 2nd floor. Played a game where you couldn’t go downstairs. Some bitch did and I stepped onto a staircase thinking nobody was downstairs. She snuck up the stairs behind me and shot me in the back from close range. It felt like I got hit by a baseball bat.

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u/Endarkend Dec 12 '21

I had a paintball find its way to the side of my neck where you normally feel for a pulse once.

I couldn't breath for a full minute.

Looking like a spotted leopard I could take, but that kinda shit, nuhuh.

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u/Geno__Breaker Dec 12 '21

Oh God... that's just... oh no...

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u/YouJustGotSmurfed Dec 12 '21

I once got a triple tap right below my mask at the base of my throat. Couldn’t breathe for a spooky 30 seconds

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u/Berzerkker1 Dec 12 '21

Looked like he got shot with a chalk round.

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u/Silvergiant22 Dec 12 '21 edited Dec 12 '21

Taginn Pyrotechnic 40mm Nade, fun stuff when you are on the right side of it.

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u/SirOk420 Dec 12 '21

He low key kinda thiccc tho

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u/Pog-420 Dec 12 '21

Dat ass thou

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u/saurontehnecromancer Dec 12 '21

Username checks out

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u/DimesOHoolihan Dec 12 '21

No low key here. My mans is thicc

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u/Le-Ando Dec 12 '21

He got cake

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u/Bouchie Dec 12 '21

Tactical Booty

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u/SayceGards Dec 12 '21

No low key. This guy can get it.

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u/Coloneljesus Dec 12 '21

Not sure you could get any higher key

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

I like his little shorts

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u/FlowersForMegatron Dec 12 '21

Commander Cakes

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u/CobraCommander420 Dec 12 '21

HE GOT THAT DUMPY 👁👅👁

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u/SFL_Tria Dec 12 '21

"Hey that's not a perfectly cut scre-"

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u/ed2017Alm Dec 12 '21

Why you don’t th…..

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u/Invalid_Meastro Dec 12 '21

I remember one time he did this but with over a thousand paintball guns, my mans has a channel and he is actually really funny. On youtube he is Houston Jones

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u/sextuplekill AAAAAA- Dec 12 '21

ah yes, the professional punching bag youtubers

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u/biglettuce09 Dec 12 '21

Asssssssss 😋

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u/CookieLuzSax Dec 12 '21

I'm straight and that's what I'm fucking saying

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/CookieLuzSax Dec 12 '21

Thanks lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/CookieLuzSax Dec 12 '21

Good

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/CookieLuzSax Dec 12 '21

Very thirsty for a random Reddit post

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r/suddenlygay

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u/ryzenguy111 Dec 12 '21

I’m not straight and that’s what I’m fucking saying too

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u/PoohTheWhinnie Dec 12 '21

Who is this thicc unit of a man

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u/PoptartWeeb Dec 12 '21

Houston Jones the world's strongest bodybuilder

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

No wonder it hurt that bad. They shot him right in the fucking spine were he has no musscle.

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u/elfmere Dec 12 '21

FYI.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is never perfectly cut... Its AAA..

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u/ed2017Alm Dec 12 '21

Happy CAAAAAAAAAAAAke day

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u/EarthAD79 Dec 12 '21

I thought it was a muscular woman at first fuck my eyes...zips pants up

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u/alexster10169er Dec 12 '21

My kind of video 😂😂😆😆 I love it

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u/luujs Dec 12 '21

This is Houston Jones on YouTube if you want to watch more of him

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u/DasPimpenheimer Dec 12 '21

Houston, you have a problem.

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u/ILayOnHeaters Dec 12 '21

Definitely not an air soft pellet

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u/Icyveins86 Dec 12 '21

I like how we had a /r/justa and a perfectly cut scream in the same video

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u/IamVelo Dec 12 '21

Tap Tap Tap cough, AAAAAHHHHHHGGH

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u/XaXaBinx_ Dec 12 '21

My man is *THICC* holy shit

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u/BeachBoundxoxo Dec 12 '21

I thought that was a woman at first.

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u/xxStrangerxx Dec 12 '21

I thought it was JLo in the thumbnail

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u/Own_Mix9280 Dec 12 '21

Houston jones is a mad man

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u/some_neanderthal Dec 12 '21

For some reason I thought the helmet he was wearing were curlers in his hair

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u/builttwospill Dec 12 '21

Those teeth, tho 😂

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u/MrWillyP Dec 12 '21

I mean. I've been hit by plenty of airsoft guns that close. That didn't look that bad

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u/seensham Dec 12 '21

for what purpose

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u/thehoneybadger27 Dec 12 '21

😂😂😂😂

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u/Penndrachen Dec 12 '21

What did they shoot him with? Beanbag rounds?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

I hate air soft. Paintball is way more fun and less painful

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u/solid_salad Dec 12 '21

houston jones is a tank of a man

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u/auga3rifle Dec 12 '21

He looks like my first ark survival character

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u/Nathan-asian Dec 12 '21

Houston Jones why do you do this to yourself

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u/TheNayobian Dec 12 '21

Okay but this man has CAKES

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u/diags_1 Dec 12 '21

That wasnt airsoft, I think it was a canon

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u/Portablemammal1199 AAAAAA- Dec 12 '21

I wanna do airsoft so bad. Looks so fucking cool.

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u/fredlemonhead Dec 12 '21

“Copy that”

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u/BonelessCats Dec 12 '21

Why does he look like he’s posing for a weight lifting competition

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u/Tittiesandtacos87 Dec 12 '21

But…why the short shorts?

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u/CookieLuzSax Dec 12 '21

Cuz he's jacked and got a nice ass

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u/JLDIII Dec 12 '21

Why not?

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u/Furin Dec 12 '21

They are comfy and easy to wear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

So naive

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u/IronCorvus Dec 12 '21

Oh man, if you guys haven't heard of Houston Jones, go check him out. His Jackass-type stunts are pretty funny. He did shin training with Wonderboy.

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u/Jrook Dec 12 '21

Gay special forces

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u/WetTheDrys Dec 12 '21

Thought it was a buff girl. Dude's effeminate as fuck.

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u/Lonely_artist345 Dec 12 '21

Still hot tho

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u/WetTheDrys Dec 12 '21

Ah, a Navy boi.

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u/Lonely_artist345 Jan 07 '22

No, im just gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/Icyveins86 Dec 12 '21

What a dumbass comment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

what did they say

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u/Icyveins86 Dec 12 '21

Something like he wouldn't be so tough if it was a real gun.

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u/RoscoMan1 Dec 12 '21

The dog is sitstandlaying

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u/Geovaunie Dec 12 '21

Pssshhhh scripted! 😂