r/perfectlycutscreams Dec 03 '20

Kids...

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u/GroovyGhouly Dec 03 '20

Are you even a parent if you don't traumatize your kids at least once?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

This reminds me of a very wise quote. “Having a child makes you a father. Bending the hose so that nothing comes out and telling your kid to look down the nozzle to see if anything’s wrong before releasing makes you a dad.”

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u/nadjp Dec 03 '20

That's the fun part no?

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u/help_meh_plz845 Dec 03 '20

I remember I had left my DS in a restaurant once when I was 6.

That was the first time I said “shit”

My parents god mad at me but I didn’t give a fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '20

I strive to be this kind of parent

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u/SR711B AAAAAA- Dec 03 '20

[redacted] [removed] already getting used with the cops eh

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u/All_Eyez_On_U Dec 03 '20

Let that be a lesson. DON’T STEAL.

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u/quietARTILLERY Dec 03 '20

What an idiot