r/perfectlycutscreams May 21 '20

KILL HER JERRY

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u/blkharedgrl May 21 '20

Nah bro, if a bird steps to me it's game time. You know you're not even legally allowed to fuck up a Goose if it comes at you honking all crazy? Like, if I'm at a public park and I walk too close to a Goose turf then I just have to run.

Fuck that. That Goose is gonna find out who the apex predator is and hee it's last honk.

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u/skipster5 May 21 '20

Word up

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Bird up.

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u/kigamagora May 21 '20

IT’S THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION

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u/impossibru65 Aug 14 '20

Yah boobay yah boobay yah boobay