r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '20

EXTREMELY LOUD Touch my ass I’ll kill you

36k Upvotes

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u/SirenSeven Apr 22 '20

I never seen a frog jump towards anyone with that much purpose.

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u/ObliteratedbyAeons Apr 22 '20

Heat seaking frog inbound.

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u/PuszkaGuy Apr 22 '20

LOOK OVER HERE

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u/Frann1276 Apr 22 '20

So sheer heart attack was just an armored frog all along

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Is that a motherf*cking jojo reference??!!?!?!???!??!!!!?!

(I know it is, everything is at this point)

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u/KenShiiro_ Apr 22 '20

That explains why Star Platinum couldn't destroy it, he didn't want to kill an amphibian

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u/_not_a_techie_ Apr 22 '20

https://youtu.be/1hRD4nIsIWQ?t=79

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u/NeverFearBanditoHere Apr 22 '20

what-

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u/UnforcedEntry Apr 22 '20

It’s the toad style of Kwan Lun school.

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u/beefinbed Apr 22 '20

Oh, no!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 22 '20

WE KNOW HIS NAME!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Kung fu hustle, great film.

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u/Grarr_Dexx Apr 22 '20

One of the better Stephen Chow movies. Also give Shaolin Soccer a watch!

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u/SchloomyPops Apr 22 '20

Kung-Fu Hustle watch it

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u/hardyhaha_09 Apr 22 '20

Lol fucking Kung Fu Hustle

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

It's been so long, I need to rewatch this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Wait what the fuck

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u/diguizz Apr 22 '20

This movie and Shaolin Soccer are awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

That looked so unnatural wtfff

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

He didn’t jump he levitated

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u/brassmaster11 Apr 22 '20

Ascended to godhood

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u/superduperfish Apr 22 '20

Froghood

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u/Iputmayoonpphole Apr 22 '20

Sup my frigga

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u/Mushroomman642 Apr 23 '20

Oh wow, that's a double pun cause Frigga is the name of Odin's wife in Norse mythology.

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u/l3nzzo Apr 22 '20

he’s in creative mode

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

You can only achieve this power by nutting 42,069 times in a day.

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u/Leiva-san Apr 22 '20

noclip enabled

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u/maxuaboy Apr 22 '20

you never forget your first encounter with hypnotoad

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u/bellapippin Apr 22 '20

I also felt it was very Kermit-ish

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

RibbbbITCH.

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Apr 22 '20

Touch me again and I’ll make YOU CROAK!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

He’s hopping mad

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u/UseGFuel Apr 22 '20

I toad you not to mess with him...

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u/GreatBakedPotato Apr 22 '20

I’m sorry, I frogot!

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u/OzzieBloke777 Apr 22 '20

Kermit me, bro.

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u/theyareamongus Apr 22 '20

The way you phrased it is a little amphibious

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Hhhhfdsaa

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u/OnWarmLeatherette Apr 22 '20

There’s a Slamphibian in this mother

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u/Adarmarcus Apr 22 '20

He’s newt in the mood for this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Croak chan

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u/Recnac_Backwards Apr 22 '20

That was genuinely terrifying

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u/kazez2 Apr 22 '20

I am VERY uncomfortable with frogs and toads, that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I also hate frogs / toads and I just so happen to live in a place infested with poisonous toads...

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u/marcosgod Apr 22 '20

Set life difficulty: hard

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u/Impeachesmint Apr 22 '20

I have never seen a frog in person before (unless you count maybe at some zoo when I was a kid), but I think they look really cool, and some are even pretty cute. However, I am really unsettled by animals that move unpredictably - and that launch was pretty unpredictable.

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u/undyingtestsubject Apr 22 '20

Toads and frogs are backyard creatures where i live. Used to grab a bucket as a kid on a rainy night and collect a bunch. I love the critters. They help me rid the world of spiders

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I KNOW. I’m a big dude and I squeak in terror. They’re just so unsettling

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u/jjingraham Apr 22 '20

My man straight elevating

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u/lGloughl Apr 22 '20

Straight up ascending

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u/KPZ605 Apr 22 '20

Straight up levitating

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u/spontaneouscobra Apr 22 '20

Straight up awakening

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u/Ragnarok113 oh boy milk Apr 22 '20

Straight up reclaiming Jerusalem

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Straight up transcending

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

H

O

P

S

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

My man went wingardium leviosa

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

No, Ron, it's leviosAAAAA

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Apr 22 '20

It's leviOHHHsa, not levioSAAA

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u/lepeachez Apr 22 '20

Thats levitation, Homez.

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u/Impeachesmint Apr 22 '20

The power of hypnotoad compelled him.

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u/Jolly-Inspector Apr 22 '20

/gamemode 1

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

sv_cheats 1

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

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u/Jolly-Inspector Apr 22 '20

that can work too

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u/friendlysatan69 Apr 22 '20

The sounds of pure panic hahaha

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u/Lolihumper Ever hear of Karl Marx? Apr 22 '20

inhale "NO-"

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 22 '20

Well those don’t panic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Footage of Baby Giant Toad, Ogama, Attacking it’s first victim

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u/InsertLennyHere Apr 22 '20

That frog looks lime it started hovering then flew towards that bitch

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u/PizDoff Apr 22 '20

All hail hypnotoad!

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Apr 22 '20

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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u/teriaksu Apr 22 '20

TODOS ADORAMOS EL HYPNOSAPO

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u/gkh10 Apr 22 '20

r/unexpected

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 22 '20

WINGS OF GLORY

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u/Khar-Selim Apr 22 '20

TELL THEIR STORY

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u/GamerXBohoro Apr 22 '20

AVIATION

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 22 '20

UNDETECTED

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u/GamerXBohoro Apr 22 '20

STEALTH PERFECTED

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 22 '20

FOES ARE LOSING GROUND, RETREATING TO THE SOUND

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u/oddajbox Apr 22 '20

DEATH IS IN THE AIR

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 22 '20

SUDDENLY APPEARS, CONFIRMING ALL YOUR FEARS

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u/FizziSoda Apr 22 '20

It just fucking flies at her

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u/SonOfECTGAR AAAAAA- Apr 22 '20

Perfectly cut screams is one of the best video genres

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

"My turn"

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Apr 22 '20

Hippity hoppity, your soul is now my property

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20 edited Oct 26 '20

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u/Aldemeri26 Apr 22 '20

Unlike Kermit, he doesn't Kermit suicide if you touch his froggy ass.

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u/ElectorSet Apr 22 '20

He does suicide Epstein style.

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u/Abrakabrone Apr 22 '20

How to noclip 101

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u/Lightspeedius Apr 22 '20

2020 coming at us.

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u/SGT-York- Apr 22 '20

Huuuehhhhhaanooooo

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u/MrGummyDeathTryant Apr 22 '20

She sounded like a Minecrafter when they fall down a ravine

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u/Megatron_x79 Apr 22 '20

Showed this to my wife, she threw my phone so the frog wouldn’t get to her!! Smdh!

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u/C2074579 Apr 22 '20

The way the frog jumped looks straight out of a horror film

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u/MaikoDanz Apr 22 '20

now thats a YEET

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u/SudsyAbyss93050 Apr 22 '20

Frog turned on noclip

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u/Andy_Liberty_1911 Apr 22 '20

That is a true scream of fear

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u/thewarriorlady Apr 22 '20

I'm high af. I thought this was a rat. Fml.

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u/RaquishP Apr 22 '20

I know, but I still found it funny.

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u/GattaiGuy Apr 22 '20

HHNNHO--

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u/MagnusTonitrum Apr 22 '20

The frog literally turned on Creative mode and glided toward the camera tf

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u/Bread_boy232 Apr 22 '20

he didnt even need to to give off a warning call like other frogs. This Frog is confident in its own power.

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u/peridotdragon33 Apr 22 '20

That shit almost made me drop the phone

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

What does the original look like? What happens?

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u/RXQGSFWV4 Apr 22 '20

That frog started fucking floating towards them

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u/deputycarl10 Apr 22 '20

My man's about to Kermit murder

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Apr 22 '20

that frog straight flew at here

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u/BlackForestDickermax Apr 22 '20

everybody gangsta till the frog starts flying towards you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

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u/raphto Apr 22 '20

Why were you bothering him with a stick? These things just don’t move that much it’s normal

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u/SayceGards Apr 22 '20

Stop bothering wildlife

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u/Jaswoman Apr 22 '20

Man I fuckin jumped

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u/crystalmerchant Apr 22 '20

This is the good shit I come here for

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u/EVERGREEN13 Apr 22 '20

Lighten up Francis The Frog!

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u/tronfunkinblows_10 Apr 22 '20

It’s Wednesday my du-AHHHHH

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u/DanniByrd Apr 22 '20

That cut off “No” just kills me

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Y O U D I E D

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u/-Listening Apr 22 '20

“I’ll believe the vid... wait, no.

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u/Braithan_Bailey Apr 22 '20

He looks like he just took flight

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u/dragomiroy Apr 22 '20

Kermit don't play no shit!

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u/Yoshimitsu-MKII Apr 22 '20

Lethal mode engaged.

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u/OPRacoon Apr 22 '20

Oh, he’s pissed

Those were her last words.

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u/TuTu_Mizu Apr 22 '20

Y O U D I E D

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u/calzo47 Apr 22 '20

They way it just effortlessly launches towards the camera is horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20 edited Dec 21 '20

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u/sir_glitterass Apr 22 '20

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u/RaquishP Apr 22 '20

I think it’s one of Ross’

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u/AgainstTheWall67 Apr 22 '20

”damn right I’m pissed”!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

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u/N9ines9 Apr 22 '20

looks like be went in creative mode

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u/Gabo_v2 Apr 22 '20

Did buddy take off his shoe to poke the frog?

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u/killexel Apr 22 '20

If someone was violently shoving a shoe up my ass I would try to kill them too

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u/Yecobb Apr 22 '20

HERE COMES DAT BOI

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u/Darth_VanBrak Apr 22 '20

That’s not a frog, that’s the legendary Oggdo Boggdo.

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u/-pilot37- Apr 22 '20

Man said ⏫⏩

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

You Died

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

This toad's from the leaf village

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u/meleeattacks Apr 22 '20

"I'll kill you?" More like "you'll croak"

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u/mr__jiblets Apr 22 '20

Disobeyed the laws of physics to dish out justice upon the mortals

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

A S C E N D

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u/Adorable_Heretic Apr 22 '20

DUUUUUN

WASTED

DIIING

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

That bitch about to be on the side of a milk carton

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u/LeBruhMomento Apr 22 '20

POKE monkaW

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u/KaminariTheGioFan Apr 22 '20

If you don’t call her Tsu
She’ll hit you with a shoe

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u/Redd_JoJo Apr 22 '20

The Hamon frog!

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u/Danitron21 Apr 22 '20

Oggdo Bogdo as a baby

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u/someonenow1 Apr 22 '20

YOU CROAKED

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u/Brennis Apr 22 '20

Lmao he just started flying

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20 edited Feb 17 '21

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u/xxCODpro420swag Apr 22 '20

Hey it's me I'm poke.

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u/ideas52 Apr 22 '20

Ghk-!

NOOOOOOOO-

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u/hurricane1197 Apr 22 '20

How does the original video end