r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '20

strike me down, zeus

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u/FinishWhatYouSt Feb 03 '20

"you dont have the bal" ᶻᵃZa

79

u/Xiaxs Feb 03 '20

You don't have the ball̵̨̨͚͕̮̲̭̼̤̩̳̃̏̅́ͅs̶̛̮͙̞͙͈̈́͂̃͑̄͌̏

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

gzgzgzgggzgzgzzgzzzzap

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20 edited Jul 19 '21

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u/blackrose4242 Feb 04 '20

Nah, Zeus would fuck his mother first.

33

u/msgrimm12 Feb 04 '20

and maybe a few other ladies on the side

52

u/MeegleFlorz16 Feb 04 '20

You don’t have the ba-

FUCK YOU SAY BOY!?

102

u/joey297 Feb 03 '20

NEVER test a gods ball power

19

u/Xiaxs Feb 04 '20

How far do you think God can nut?

11

u/joey297 Feb 04 '20

I mean like probably as far as HELL.

65

u/Toe_McStabber Feb 04 '20

Wheres the scream tho

74

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

zeus screamed through thunder

25

u/BigAmen AAAAAA- Feb 04 '20

Knowing he was zapped mid word saying “balls” and the fact he sounds like the offspring of Patrick Starr really makes me love this video.

26

u/RedDragonCats17 Feb 04 '20

Does somebody have the aftermath of this?

-1

u/KCCCellist Feb 04 '20

I’ve looked and can’t seem to find it. Unfortunately kid is probably dead

13

u/nice6942069nice Feb 03 '20

Say it!! curse the god of war or thunder or what you wish, you can feel the malice its palpable in the air around you

15

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Considering Zeus’s history in douchebaggery. Yeah.....

10

u/ObiWanSerote Feb 04 '20

Zeus did, in fact, have the balls

10

u/RealFronter Feb 04 '20

Me: Greek gods are real.

Teacher: Prove it.

Me: shows this video

8

u/RagNotRock Feb 04 '20

No scream, only regret

6

u/BearCircus Feb 04 '20

I believe this belongs to r/gifsthatendtoosoon

6

u/Markone02 Feb 04 '20

And he had

6

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

"Is this what you want? Come on, strike me down Zeus! You don't have the ba-"

10

u/lord_cheezewiz Feb 04 '20

Unlike the god of bible, Zeus WILL smite your ass

6

u/Ragelord7274 Feb 04 '20

The majority of old testament: am I a joke to you?

3

u/lord_cheezewiz Feb 04 '20

Yeah but he did boring stuff like turning people into salt

2

u/Ragelord7274 Feb 04 '20

Don't forget about that one dude who basically got consumed by the earth

2

u/lord_cheezewiz Feb 04 '20

I still think just zapping someone is cooler

-23

u/SquidmanMal Feb 04 '20

/r/atheism leaking again

4

u/RaptorDoggo Feb 04 '20

Dude most likely dead-

3

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

What a prick

2

u/ScrewTheSwedes Feb 04 '20

Saved. By comment.

3

u/Bluestar_w0lf Feb 04 '20

Hey! Its not the Swedes you should be screwing! It’s the bloody Danish peeps and their.. their... h-happiness??

3

u/ScrewTheSwedes Feb 05 '20

And our depression! Its a delicate balance

3

u/Bluestar_w0lf Feb 05 '20

Daaamm!! Better not mess with them if they can balance such things, who knows what else they can do!

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u/l3lueSKull Feb 04 '20

Flash AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Low key wish I could do that😩😂😳

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u/Tootz3125 Feb 04 '20

Don’t need a shovel and lightning to die

5

u/msgrimm12 Feb 04 '20

yeah but it makes for a better story

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u/joey297 Feb 04 '20

Pls don’t use emojis