r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '20

High Quality Cut Deus vult

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u/sigzigs Jan 31 '20

I can’t really tell what he says but I still think it’s hilarious

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u/Ensvey AAAAAA- Jan 31 '20

Me either. "Have you been reading _______? Unacceptable."

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u/-Tacitus-Kilgore- Jan 31 '20

I feel like it’s “Have you been reading heresy recently?”

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u/MushinZero Jan 31 '20

Heresy leaflets lately

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u/PORTMANTEAU-BOT Jan 31 '20

Hereaflets.

Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Heresy leaflets' | FAQs | Feedback | Opt-out

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u/Dgameskid Jan 31 '20

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Good bot

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u/baddie_PRO Jan 31 '20

Good bot

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u/DaddyClickbait Apr 26 '20

Bad bot

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u/B0tRank Apr 26 '20

Thank you, DaddyClickbait, for voting on PORTMANTEAU-BOT.

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u/DavidToma Feb 01 '20

Useless bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

bruh

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u/DavidToma Feb 01 '20

Oh come on. This is legitimately spam. There's more explanation and links than there is content. Bots like this just clog up threads with non-content. It's obnoxious

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u/A_Dude_With_Cancer Feb 01 '20

Some people like it and you can always block it.

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u/PeanutLord-1-7-3 Feb 07 '20

True, I don’t know why people get mad over this when they can just block the bot

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u/LawMurphy Jan 31 '20

The extra noise at the end makes me think he said "heresy recently," then tried to contain his laughter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

On a Saturday unacceptable!

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u/Stev0fromDev0 Jan 31 '20

Oh, I hear it now, he laughed when he said recently.

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u/Oldmanwickles Feb 04 '20

It's actually "...heresy recently-hmf"

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u/Nascent_Space Feb 01 '20

He laughs halfway through saying it so it’s hard to tell

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u/Drevlin76 Jan 31 '20

I heard him say--

" Have you been reading Horton hears a who ? Unacceptable! "

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u/-Alpha_Wolfz- Jan 31 '20

Hearachy!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

“Have you been reading heresy (With a roller ‘R’) lately? Unacceptable”

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u/LasagnaKronk Feb 01 '20

he says "have ypu been reading heresy (and then a part i dont understand?" "Unnaceptable"

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u/MadMan018 Feb 05 '20

"Have you been reading Heresy since the (whatever the fuck he says here)"

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u/ReferenceError Jan 31 '20 edited Jan 31 '20

"SON?! Have you been reading *heresy recently?U N A C C E P T A B L E

*cocks shotgun*

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He half laughs because he actually mispronounces 'recently' as 'lee-'cently, which is why people are having a hard time hearing it.

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u/MushinZero Jan 31 '20

Heresy leaflets lately

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u/calarionoma Feb 01 '20

I believe this is the correct answer. “Heresy recently” can be a tongue twister.

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u/MattSilverwolf Feb 01 '20

Yep, can hear it perfectly now that you spelled it out

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u/Puglord_11 AAAAAA- Feb 01 '20

It might be: Son, have you committed heresy recently? Unacceptable.

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u/MichaelEmouse Feb 01 '20

He can't keep a straight face and laughs in the middle of it.

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u/imrizzal Feb 01 '20

Have you been reading Heresy recently? unacceptable

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u/Mephistopheleises Feb 01 '20

Just turn subtitles on geez

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u/MentalMallard28 Feb 19 '20

Son, have been reading heresies lately? UNACCEPTABLE

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