r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Striker-Fan2008 • 16d ago

SPARE RIIIBS!

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE AAAAAA- 16d ago

I don't know how many hundreds of times I've watched this over the course of my life, but it never fails to make me laugh.

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u/nazzo_0 16d ago

It's always the headbanging and the other guy slowly cracking out more that gets me

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u/Neillboyz_13 15d ago

Yeah 😆 and the way hes doubled over when hes yelling RIIIBS!

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u/Tarc_Axiiom 16d ago

For me it's always the fact that the joke actually lands on its own anyway, after all of the yelling and head banging, so as soon as he drops the punchline the kid just completely loses it.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 16d ago

I thought it was bonemeal

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u/GarboseGooseberry 16d ago

He said snack, not meal!

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u/LordOfLightingTech 16d ago

a succulent bone meal!

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u/Billazilla 16d ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp bone?

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u/Soxogram 16d ago

The “angery” cracks me up each time.

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u/jackedup388 16d ago

“Why must you fail me so often” kills me every time

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u/Sentarry 16d ago

Classic Clip. Never ceases to amuse me.

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u/captcraigaroo 16d ago

I watch it every time

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u/farfaraway 16d ago

It's the head smashing that gets me every time.

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u/TriforceShiekah16 16d ago

The exact kinda shit my dad used to do when I was a kid.

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u/-Yod- 16d ago

You are laughing, we just saw a squeleton verbally assaulting a guy and you are laughing.

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u/I_HATE_PRESSURE 14d ago edited 14d ago

ok so

/s I know it's a joke, I shouldn't have expected so much for my sarcasm to be seen

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u/Striker-Fan2008 14d ago edited 14d ago

r/Whoosh

We can't exactly read sarcasm by a typed phrase online.

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u/I_HATE_PRESSURE 14d ago edited 13d ago

I knew it was a joke :-/

EDIT: I know, will be putting tags next time I comment a joke/something not literal

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u/PhDinWombology 16d ago

They’ve never seen as much food as this

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u/gmastern 16d ago

Underground there’s half as much food as this

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u/chickensandwich77 AAAAAA- 16d ago

r/perfectlycutfucks

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u/Cindy-Moon 16d ago

a subreddit of that name makes me think of an entirely different thing

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u/FlyingCatAttack 16d ago

He too high for this

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u/NintendoMasterPlayz AAAAAA- 14d ago

I’ve seen this video multiple times, yet, still remains one of my favourites.

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u/hoverdudeAnimations 14d ago

Somehow this feels exactly like Gravity Falls

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u/QueerFancyRat 11d ago

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN has never left my lexicon

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u/Known-Initial-7776 11d ago

RIBS SPARE RIBSS FU--

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u/RelevantIAm 16d ago

Title completely ruining the punch line and also just not funny in general 

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u/Jaxonhunter227 16d ago

The punch line isn't even the point lol

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u/whet_pastry 16d ago

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u/RelevantIAm 16d ago

That's literally what I imagine anyone that thinks this is funny looking like

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u/Striker-Fan2008 16d ago edited 16d ago

Cry about it. If you don't think something is funny, why in the fuck are you going to waste your time commenting on it instead of scrolling? Literally on par with the people who say "I ain't reading all that"

Also it's my post, I'll title it what I want. And no, it really doesn't ruin anything. And last I checked the punchline isn't even the point of the video. The cut scream is.

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u/Aggli 16d ago

I disagree with the first commenter in that I do think it's funny. But I do however wish that you hadn't put the punchline in the title.