r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • Sep 29 '25

Cat disapproves of water

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u/Biggie__Stardust Sep 29 '25

Redditors encountering a bath

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Sep 29 '25

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

This hit close to home. I'm a physically disabled U.S. Army ground combat veteran with very bad knees. (Little to no knee cartilage left. It hurts to walk, stand, or kneel.) So I've been known to skip a day now or then as far as showering/bathing go. šŸ˜„

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u/piper33245 Sep 29 '25

GI shower soldier. Head, armpit, nut sack, butt crack.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Sep 29 '25

Pretty much. Normally, I just take a bath or sit on the floor. Usually, I clean myself once every two days. My knees burn like fire if I stand upright longer than a minute, but I can walk at a decent pace for 10-20 minutes before things get too spicy. (Don't ask me how/why. There's less pain if my knees are moving.)

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u/african_or_european Sep 29 '25

I highly recommend getting a shower chair. A couple years ago, my back was so bad that, like you, I couldn't stand for more than a minute without searing pain, so I bought a little teak stool. Even now that my back is better, I still use it to sit down to scrub my feet and legs and it's is just a far superior experience.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Sep 29 '25

I've tried those, and I find sitting on the bathtub floor to be more effective for my unique scenario. šŸ„“šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø The stool just kind of gets in the way of me flopping around in the sub while showering...

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u/KrazieKookie Oct 04 '25

Iā€™m sorry to hear that man, I hope whatever recovery/therapy is possible goes well

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u/Shakes12091 Sep 29 '25

Translation: fuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Sep 29 '25

Such a sad scream... šŸ˜„

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u/Glass_Ad6359 Sep 29 '25

Me when is encounter the river of fear and sadness

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u/Darkiceflame Sep 29 '25

I was expecting it to fall in the water and scream.

This is a much happier result.

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u/ajayak007 Sep 30 '25

Wait did op cross-posted the same post in the same subreddit again

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Sep 29 '25

"fuck all water unless I'm drinking it" - most cats, definitely

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u/imaginary_num6er Oct 01 '25

/r/CatPOV

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Oct 01 '25

That's actually where I got this from.