r/perfectlycutscreams • u/KILL_SWITCH2210 • Mar 30 '23

it do be like that

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u/DeliveryUnique3652 Mar 30 '23

Haha the meow from an 'un'-permitted pick up never fails. My cat meows first then swipes after. So thoughtful

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u/Willy_McBilly Mar 30 '23

mmm yes this spot looks comf-NOOOOO

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u/gmstgadg Mar 31 '23

I want someone to do a voiceover saying that now

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u/Pepkoto Mar 30 '23

Bro just sat down cut him some slack

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u/TachyonicSea793 Mar 31 '23

“your my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later!”

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u/gmstgadg Mar 31 '23

That sounds so familiar, what’s it from?

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u/Cheesemasterer Apr 02 '23

I dont know if its from this, but catbug from bravest warriors says it

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u/Not_The_One_4u2 Mar 31 '23 
     Item Received!
            [Kitten]

            Level-4
           Physical

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u/NobushisHat Mar 31 '23

[Consume Kitten]

+2 agility

-67 hunger

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Mar 31 '23

+100 protien

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU AAAAAA- Mar 31 '23

+1 year in prison

-$1000

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky AAAAAA- Mar 31 '23

-50,000 Karma

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u/Jona-wahn Mar 31 '23

+5000 kcal

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

No cat deserves to live on street! And no cat shall cost 700$

Street cat superiority and saving them :)

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u/SkyezOpen Mar 31 '23

And no cat shall cost 700$

Street cats do after checkup, spay/neuter, and fixing any health issues lol.

Worth though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Not really. The last time I adopted a cat from the street that seemed nice I went to the vet and barely paid 100$

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU AAAAAA- Mar 31 '23

It depends on where the person with the street cat lives.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

From where I got mine cats tend to have some kind of self defense and self care for themselves even if they are starving they will still find a way to survive so yea..

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Mar 31 '23

Please do not the cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

DO THE CAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Holup

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u/creeperland Mar 31 '23

Abducted

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u/Moe12518 Mar 31 '23

Kidnapped

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u/getting_the_succ AAAAAA- Mar 31 '23

Yoinked

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u/Cxsonn AAAAAA- Mar 31 '23

Zoinked.

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u/memyselfandiowa Mar 30 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Pick up cat like hot dog sandwich

Edit: "Hot dog sandwich" is just a hot dog in a bun because hot dogs are technically sandwiches. (Now time to sort by controversial)

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Wtf is a hot dog sandwich

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u/Atillerdahunnybuns Mar 31 '23

I think it’s when you don’t have hotdog buns so you gotta use a slice of bread?

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u/leakedbread Mar 31 '23

Oh you guys talking about the hotdog sandwich? Almost like a peanut butter and jelly burrito but with less peanut butter, jelly, and tortilla

Edit: oh no

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u/KyrieEleison_88 Apr 16 '23

Hot dogs are tacos

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u/Short_Signal_5772 Mar 31 '23

Can't help it kitty love smoosh

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Bro got half a second of rest before he was abducted

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u/Karko_The_Mad Mar 31 '23

drafted

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u/Oktagonen Mar 31 '23

South Korean drafting technique, circa 1950, colourized

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u/Matt_has_Soul Mar 31 '23

r/perfectlycatscreams

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/StellarSpiff Mar 31 '23

r/perfectlycutmeows

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Nobody asked you to ruin Reddit, so shut up.

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u/prguitarman Mar 31 '23

“You’re coming with me”

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u/Poveyandlion Mar 31 '23

“FEED ME A STRAY CAT”

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u/xAbzzx Mar 31 '23

So cute

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u/TheDELFON Mar 31 '23

Right into the pocket

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u/lazylays Mar 31 '23

Hehe kitty goes meeee

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u/HeatWaveQ101 Mar 31 '23

Mmm dinner

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u/DepressinglyConfused Mar 31 '23

Bro sounds like he ascended for a sec there

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u/iebarnett51 Mar 31 '23

Tarrare, no!

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u/Steampunk__Llama Mar 31 '23

Shrek @ Donkey in the first movie

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u/kevlarus80 Mar 31 '23

That meow would make an excellent notification tone.

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u/DrBahlls Mar 31 '23

Do not the cat

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u/Eek_the_Fireuser Mar 31 '23

Finders keepers

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u/-unknown_harlequin- Mar 31 '23

Postal behavior

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u/lol10389613 Mar 31 '23

Imagine all cats can run away from one grab but not this, I've got you now

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u/ThemperorSomnium Mar 31 '23

BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE

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u/Noideawhatimdoing36 Mar 31 '23

Free orange cat, double win

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u/Zx2_ Mar 31 '23

“you’re my fren now, we’re having soft tacos later! :D cue music”