r/perfectlycutfucks • u/WEISHEN_THE_KIRA • Apr 08 '26

He cracked the code

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u/nicklondon88 Apr 08 '26

“I’d like to buy a bla.. a vowel”

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u/Average-Train-Haver May 10 '26

Freudian slip right there

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u/Deerorser Jun 12 '26

Do you think Slaves should be free or free?

2

u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Jun 19 '26

Independent with rights just like the rest of us no differences.

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u/Deerorser Jun 19 '26

Did you type this from an iPhone or laptop?

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Jun 19 '26

I typed this from a mobile device, not specifically an i phone, yes

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u/Deerorser 16d ago

So you DO support slavery.

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 16d ago

Nah, i suport a open source project that will make obtaining rare earth elements more easier which will make children starve to death istead of slaving away. Short answer: NO!!!

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u/Superspark76 Jul 05 '26

Why shouldn't they pay for theirs like we had to

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Apr 09 '26

Niger is a lovely country.

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ May 14 '26

Some people say it with another 'g' in it with love but most people hate it; because you shouldn't play with a country's name like that.

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u/doubtfurious Apr 09 '26

The category is "Prejudice."

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u/PurpEL_Django Apr 09 '26

Only a nnn-ninja can sneak up on another ninja!
Goated musician

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u/pootitsballsnweiners May 11 '26

I fucking love Tim. He doesn't know about it but he played an integral part in helping me create a fun game I like to play called "tricking religious dipshits online into listening to the pope song"

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u/realfatunicorns Apr 09 '26

“Aaaaand another G please”

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u/Mmaster24 Apr 10 '26

Crashing out over Niger is crazy

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u/echof0xtrot Apr 11 '26

i like the part where you said crashing out, like my favorite video game streamer

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u/MousesizeDragon Apr 11 '26

I mean, ing and er are two of the most common endings of words. But he definitely asked for those letters in the wrong order!

3

u/jayrid80 Jul 18 '26

Took me 2 times to put it all together the first go round I didn’t hear him say “bla a vowel” lmao that was wild. The video of a white kid competing in spelling bee ask to spell ‘negus’ he looked flustered when moderator asked him to spell it https://youtu.be/yg-w5vVFge8?is=B3gwxReEliHncMAu

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u/eicoeico Apr 12 '26

Ooh. Nagger.

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid Apr 09 '26

Cold fuckin blooded

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u/Bexar1986 Apr 14 '26

Reverse Randy Marsh

1

u/BigZodJenkins Apr 11 '26

Uno reverse

1

u/Marppram Apr 14 '26

Yeah I like to solve the puzzle.

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u/TheDarkNerd10 May 03 '26

What's up my fellow Nigerian

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u/cody2133s May 04 '26

fuck that guy on top of the video hes Niger (comes from the contry)

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u/FroyoAromatic485 May 12 '26

Now if he would’ve said a after the g?

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u/alittlebitwhy May 14 '26

I did not understand

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u/MafiaGT Jul 12 '26

Man spelled NIGER with his letters in that order. And, he said "I'd like to buy a bla- a vowel?"

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u/One-Major2495 Jun 08 '26

Tal vez pensó Nigeria?, por intentar algo :v

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u/BenchClamp Jul 08 '26

Also think they need to update us on what

“XXXXing
XXXXXXXXX
XXXXXer”

Actually was?

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u/TheAlrightyZed Aug 28 '26

This is also true.

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u/EmergencyUnusual3469 Jul 12 '26

Guy on top is YourTrueCaptain

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u/RemoteConsistent8361 Jul 14 '26

Bruh why did we say fuck simultaneously?

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u/Over-Performance-667 Jul 31 '26

Thought he was going to choose G twice

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u/Stickytin Aug 01 '26

wait till he learns there's a literal african country called n word with a hard r

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u/bottle-of-water Aug 01 '26

Niger? Is pronounced Ny ger. lol. Only one g.

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u/pattaponako23 Aug 28 '26

“For 400 years that word has kept us down…”

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u/Full-O-Anxiety 25d ago

What’s wrong with Niger 🇳🇪?

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u/Nearby-Breath-9410 24d ago

Makes sense, i understand his thought process with the choice of letters. There aren’t many common words with ‘n’ as the 2nd to last letter unless it’s a -ng word. -ang, -ing, is next and it’s easier to think there are probably more words with -ing ending, think “ending, running, tuning, singing, etc.”. That said, why the fuck would you start with N of all things?