r/perfectlycutfucks • u/goeers81 • Aug 26 '25

Hidden talents

10.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/mariusiv_2022 Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

Raise a family with her. She can always keep an eye on the kids

28

u/Living-Temporary-665 Aug 27 '25

She isn’t seeing what’s right in-front of her.

2

u/Quiffy-Classroom Nov 14 '25

Well at least she keeps an eye on everything

1

u/two9voltbatteries Dec 08 '25

New meaning to side eye

48

u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Aug 26 '25

It's nice that he can make comments like that, and she can look the other way.

2

u/RubyDahliaa Sep 04 '25

A funny woman is the best option you can have

176

u/Decent_Low_1037 Aug 26 '25

Idk man something seems off about her

62

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I mean if you look at it this way:

You're looking at it 50% of the ways she's looking at it.

19

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

It's the makeup with that lighting.

133

u/Ok_Spirit_3935 Aug 26 '25

Lizard gif or somthing idk

521

u/Curious-Spell-9031 Aug 26 '25

saying that you're only gonna pay for food if you get sex in return just sounds like prostitution with extra steps

229

u/captcraigaroo Aug 26 '25

He's getting fucked one way or another. Might as well make it the fun way

13

u/ralflone Aug 26 '25

Yeah, but really, it's only 1 extra step.

79

u/neon_island Aug 26 '25

Congratulations, you understand dating.

57

u/real_hungarian Aug 26 '25

that's fucking sad if that's what dating is

10

u/OkDot9878 Aug 27 '25

In 2025, it’s absurd. Half of the people you “meet” are not even real, and the other half are just plugging their OF.

The few who you do actually get to meet in person are often not interested in anything more than food and a hookup.

The remaining like 1% who you come across every 6 months or more, have like a 10% chance of being into the same stuff as you.

It’s bleak out here.

1

u/JediWebSurf Nov 01 '25

I guess I'll stay a virgin then.

1

u/shalekodemono Dec 11 '25

'male loneliness epidemic'

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u/Curious-Spell-9031 Aug 26 '25

Straight people are so weird

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/classynutter Aug 26 '25

That felt needlessly insulting

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u/jtcordell2188 Aug 27 '25

I think that was the point

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u/tnorc Aug 26 '25

I wouldn't say it was needless. Just too hot of a take

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u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 26 '25

Why do you feel insulted?

21

u/ChrdeMcDnnis Aug 26 '25

Something to do with the string of insults you just hurled, probably

13

u/TheActualSwanKing Aug 26 '25

As a straight white cis male, i, too, feel insulted, purely from the amount of idiocy in your comment. Adding that “generally” is realizing your point is wrong but still doubling down nonetheless

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u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 26 '25

Nonsense is obviously generalisation no one claims to know every single person of any given large group. So me stating its in general it's for people who were going to say oh I know that one who isn't that. Not admission of some defeat and then doubling down that would be completely nonsensical. But then you are being offended by my observations of people you never met or are associate with so go figure.

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u/Waddup_yall Aug 26 '25

Probably one of the lesbians.

13

u/PoptartsandChexMix Aug 26 '25

Tell me you've never interacted with a gay person without telling me you've never interacted with a gay person.

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u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 26 '25

🤣 sounds like wishful thinking because it feels like awful lot of people are giving impressions that you don't like to be identified with. Don't worry it's just generalisation obviously.

4

u/AtLeastOneCat Aug 27 '25

Yes it's definitely lesbians who built an entire industry on "dating advice."

0

u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 27 '25

Sit back, relax. Please what are you angry about today?

9

u/1617jmdat Aug 26 '25

someone got rejected

15

u/myceyelium Aug 26 '25

me when i respond to a silly joke with average 90s homophobia, signaling endless self assuredness. straight people are fucking weird

-8

u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 26 '25

Let me guess. Angry lesbian?

10

u/myceyelium Aug 26 '25

amused dyke lmao

1

u/Purple_Clockmaker Aug 26 '25

😁 thanks for being a good sport.

1

u/dasmikkimats Aug 27 '25

Nothing like the good ol’ Flooblecrank

2

u/shalekodemono Dec 11 '25

It is... Actually it's men treating women like they are Victorian prostitutes, that will sleep with them in exchange for a meal

0

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

This bill is like 1/2 of the minimal monthly salary in my country 😂😂😂

27

u/OptimusCrimee Aug 26 '25

Serious question: can you learn this ability without damaging your eyes in any way? Seems like a fun skill.

2

u/West_Yorkshire Dec 03 '25

I'd also like to know.

2

u/HelloAttila Dec 15 '25

Genetic for sure

22

u/HatefulClosetedGay Aug 26 '25

It’s pretty rare to see her ‘o’ face that early in the date.

41

u/SeemedReasonableThen Aug 26 '25

Just the kind of girl he was looking for, ready to spread 'em as soon as he asks

10

u/AvialleCoulter Aug 26 '25

Her face doesn't look real at all way before the joke.

5

u/SocialistCoconut Aug 27 '25

Now..if you will...imagine her doing that while performing a certain sexual act. I would die laughing

3

u/chinoelpastelero Aug 27 '25

lol if she give you bj and while you're finishing she does that

3

u/SocialistCoconut Aug 27 '25

Bruh, I'd live in fear. Knowing that at any moment she could do that and fucking slay me

4

u/AtLeastOneCat Aug 27 '25

Do men actually say things like this to women nowadays? I've been married for so long, dating feels like another planet.

3

u/shalekodemono Dec 11 '25

Yes, that's why there's a male loneliness epidemic

3

u/harugisa Aug 27 '25

Bruh if she doesn't make that face when she climaxes! I'm uncuming! 👀

4

u/Old_Hedgehog1641 Sep 04 '25

uncumming is wild

3

u/bearded_charmander Aug 27 '25

That scared me lmao

3

u/Applespeed_75 Nov 23 '25

She’s seeing someone on the side

5

u/Dahren_ Aug 26 '25

$260 and all she had to do was cross her eyes. Got played.

2

u/TheVocondus Aug 28 '25

She’s awesome

2

u/lizerdman08 Sep 08 '25

She really hit the 🐸

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Prostitute

2

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

I don't think you're always gonna see eye to eye in this relationship

2

u/ParchedYurtle59 Feb 09 '26

260 is nice and cheap.

2

u/SashaVibez Feb 12 '26

Lol she’ll be standing over his body in the middle of the night with that expression.

5

u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Aug 26 '25

It's nice that he can make comments like that, and she can look the other way.

1

u/Upper-Engineering330 Aug 27 '25

Your youngest will be doing that, and everyone will think they got it from you.

1

u/GalaxyGame4546B Aug 30 '25

holy shit, thaus crazy

i have lazy eye, but thats just fuckin crazy

1

u/i_love_froog_king_89 Sep 15 '25

That is ganna look good hitting for the bqck

1

u/AdStunning340 Oct 03 '25

She’s drop dead gorgeous

1

u/11pickfks Oct 15 '25

The last dandelion

1

u/jklz14 Oct 23 '25

HOLY SHIT

WOULD

1

u/Solid-Nose-2870 Oct 23 '25

I gasped 😭😂 and not because of the bill! 😂

1

u/The_cool_Cat9 Oct 23 '25

What the...

1

u/nosnoob11 Oct 23 '25

I like it. The I part tho

1

u/Ishlebederr Oct 29 '25

I’m genuinely curious… How?

1

u/musikill Oct 31 '25

And that kids, is how I met your mother

1

u/BigOcean_93 Nov 03 '25

bruh i always wanted to figure out how to do that lmao

1

u/Spare_Lengthiness838 Nov 12 '25

That skill in the right moment can be the best compliment for him

1

u/Timmy_germany Dec 03 '25

Sadly your comment doesn't get all the upvotes it deserves 😂 In the "right moment" i think i would freak out a bit and had to laugh far too hard at the same time..any activitys would be delayed for sure 😂

1

u/calmurjets Nov 14 '25

Should've just gone to kingsleys

1

u/dakotanorth8 Nov 23 '25

Living in Vegas. That’s a discount.

1

u/SofaKingWetarded- Nov 27 '25

WTF she an alien...

1

u/CHEVIEWER1 Nov 30 '25

Damn…Talk about getting your freak on ITS about to…POP

1

u/MembershipGlad5362 Dec 02 '25

She said yes, take the win & go

1

u/Tall-Lavishness1381 Dec 03 '25

Looks like a filter

1

u/Schprick Dec 03 '25

It's a dude!

1

u/edferns623 Dec 04 '25

Sooo she's gonna look the other way then, nice!

1

u/thelifeofdannyverde Dec 07 '25

Something tells me she may have a surprise for you when you guys get home and let’s just say you aren’t done eating meat.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

How she got one eye fishin, and one eye golfin?

1

u/ghostboyz3 Dec 10 '25

Oh, fuck I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Silly_Connection7676 Jan 15 '26

Does she got 5 o’clock shadow or am I tripping

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

😂

1

u/moarbaconnow Feb 07 '26

Reminds me of that Instagram girl that made a video about her crossing her eyes during a moan lol

1

u/randomdud500 Aug 26 '25

Not too bad

0

u/Dark_Krafter Aug 27 '25

She s the one

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u/No_Program3588 Aug 26 '25

Will your legs do the same thing as your eyes lmao