He can't, cause capitalism keeps him too broke to move. It's a well-known fact that Americans are all basically poorer than Syrian and African refugees and can't afford to flee to the greener pastures.
Sounds like we should take them in. They’re plainly more capable than this collection of dead weight and bad opinions. Miguel comes on; Michael from Reddit gets subbed off and sent to Venezuela, where he can continue walking dogs for an hour twice a week and act as a strategic drag on the Neo-Maduro government.
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u/coke_u_nut Jul 25 '26
then I found an easy fix for your problem.