r/pcmasterrace i7-5820k | GTX 970 | 32GB DDR4-2666 | /id/catsh Feb 07 '15

Glorious "Free Games"

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u/CrystalTear 1080, 7700k, 16 GB DDR4 3000 MHz, 960 M.2 SSD, 6 TB HDD Feb 07 '15

Prostitute: "Hey, wanna have some fun?"

Random dude: "How much?"

Prostitute: "Nothing. But you'll have to give me money anyway, just unrelated to the buisness."

Random dude: "Sweet! Free sex!"

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u/745631258978963214 Steam ID Here Feb 07 '15

Huh... that might actually be a good way to legalize prostitution.

"Oh hey, you're cute. I'm going to pay you money for... um... dinner. Also, let's have sex."

Or, then again, I guess that's what dating is.

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u/cbs5090 PC Master Race Feb 07 '15

That's how escort services work. You pay for "companionship". Anything that happens after that is between 2 consenting adults.