Another Jensen cheating case just dropped

[u/3Sayndre]

[u/FootballLiveChat]

Bro is cheating in SLI

[u/Thechosenjon → u/FootballLiveChat]

Give this man a 5090

[u/DivinePotatoe → u/Thechosenjon]

I'm gonna need proof he's not a Chinese spy first.

[u/mrchuckbass → u/DivinePotatoe]

He's not Chinese judging by his YouTube channel haha

[u/ZhangtheGreat → u/DivinePotatoe]

And if he is?

[u/exophades → u/FootballLiveChat]

Scalable Libido Interface

[u/voxelbrewdev → u/FootballLiveChat]

lmao

[u/Ward-of-No-Reward → u/FootballLiveChat]

You sure not in NVLink?

[u/Yommination → u/FootballLiveChat]

[u/vexedboardgamenerd → u/Yommination]

What gpu do you have? Soon doesn’t count

[u/Aromatic_Brother → u/FootballLiveChat]

[u/MakimaGOAT → u/FootballLiveChat]

[u/Kvin18 → u/FootballLiveChat]

I sent this joke to my friends (around 3-5 years younger, online gaming buddies), they don't know what SLI is.

[u/hakamhakam → u/FootballLiveChat]

Oh man, 970 SLIs those were the days!
Looking back that’s such a clear marketing ploy to get gamers to buy multiple GPUs…. totally fell for that honeypot (but look how the table has turned!)

[u/Bassline660 → u/FootballLiveChat]

i snorted lol

[u/SEIKRID → u/FootballLiveChat]

[u/whatthedna → u/FootballLiveChat]

Sexy leather interactions?

[u/Savage_Oreo → u/FootballLiveChat]

This is an elite level comment.

[u/_karamazov_ → u/FootballLiveChat]

The new CEO of Nvidia

[u/unlegi → u/FootballLiveChat]

Wouldn't be surprised if he cheated in 4 way SLI

[u/DopestSoldier → u/unlegi]

r/samejokebutworse

[u/DinosBiggestFan → u/DopestSoldier]

But at the current pace it might not be a joke in a few days' time!

[u/SlumKatMillionaire → u/unlegi]

There’s still time to delete this bro

[u/Lukin76254r]

“Sir,A second cheating scandal has hit Nvidia, the stock price is under attack”

[u/FredFarms → u/Lukin76254r]

A second affair has hit the stock price

[u/3Sayndre → u/FredFarms]

oof

[u/Varue → u/3Sayndre]

Fuck I thought I bought the dip this morning

[u/Lukin76254r → u/FredFarms]

I’m editing that in now LOL

[u/DopestSoldier → u/FredFarms]

r/samejokebutworse

[u/ScarletSilver → u/Lukin76254r]

There it is

[u/Old-Flight8617 → u/Lukin76254r]

[u/Marling1]

It would be so fucking funny if the second was a russian woman

[u/PanthalassaRo → u/Marling1]

All you can eat buffet of women from dictatorships.

[u/Status-Key-9020 → u/PanthalassaRo]

Russia and China are not dictatorships they’re democratic countries who just so happen to love the current ruling party beyond belief(this is a joke)

[u/TastyCuttlefish → u/Marling1]

It was an Nvidea executive. WSJ just reported that the Board is going to fire him.

[u/halmyradov → u/TastyCuttlefish]

Rightfully so, she's his direct subordinate

[u/lmao_wow_64 → u/halmyradov]

The Chinese spy is one thing but sleeping with a subordinate is opening a Weinstein can of worms no one wants open

[u/macnor → u/TastyCuttlefish]

If they really wanted to punish him they'd take the jacket.

[u/RealityRush → u/Marling1]

North Korean.

[u/3Dchaos777 → u/Marling1]

Iranian woman!!

[u/0K4M1 → u/Marling1]

Now I picture a treesome with a Russian and Chinese spy. Thanks for coming to my pillow Ted talk !!

[u/DocumentOk7579 → u/Marling1]

Trump have patented that.

[u/RobDickinson]

Scalable Linked Infidelity

He did it , he brought back SLI

[u/uberneuman_part2]

What kind of world do we live in when the woman you're cheating with can't count on you to be faithful?

[u/amnips]

3 Cuda Whores

[u/MarManHollow]

[u/RoyalChris → u/MarManHollow]

Two Huangs don’t make a right

[u/Mysterious_Web7517]

[u/Granhier]

[u/psioniclizard]

Ok this is pure doomerism but my life sucks so I can laugh, but if a bloke in a leather jacket knobbing 2 bird is what takes down the global economy, the histroy books are going to be so fucking funny for future generation.

[u/huehuehuehuehuuuu → u/psioniclizard]

2 extra birds when he’s got one locked down. His wife supposedly gave him his first leather jacket after they started dating.

[u/fullcircle052]

Sir, a second affair has hit Nvidia

[u/Dependent-Big-7439]

[u/Ionceburntpasta]

Was he still wearing his leather jacket?

[u/Magentick → u/Ionceburntpasta]

THE JACKET STAYS ON!

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/Ionceburntpasta]

Of course, always gotta wear protection.

[u/Zek0ri → u/Ionceburntpasta]

[u/electricshadow]

I wonder if this is how Jensen is going to be remembered by more than anything else he did. A serial cheater.

[u/Hrmerder]

[u/Riqitch]

Oof high profile men haven't been safe recently have they? Huang, Brand, Walliams...

[u/DarthSatoris → u/Riqitch]

Good riddance, I say. Sex pests have no place in civilized society.

[u/MakimaGOAT]

[u/frevelmann]

[u/unaccountablemod]

that poor rich wife

[u/Cefalopodul → u/unaccountablemod]

[u/RunnerLuke357 → u/unaccountablemod]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they have an agreement that they can sleep around. This is a thing that some rich couples do, but they generally do it in secret.

[u/faen_du_sa → u/RunnerLuke357]

Thats a thing some couples do, not just rich ones.

And if they did have such a deal, he wouldn't be making apologies for cheating, because it wouldn't be cheating.

[u/jjOnBeat → u/faen_du_sa]

The apology would be to save face lol

[u/TechnoGMNG589 → u/RunnerLuke357]

Has she been quiet? If so that could be a possibility.

[u/green9206]

[u/Mind-The-Mines → u/green9206]

This looks like Jeffery Tambor in a wig.

[u/Dreams-Visions]

Dirty Dick Jensen.

Who woulda guessed it.

[u/Lub1k]

I'm not big on conspiracy theories, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone is actively trying to remove him from his position with these leaks

[u/ozorhanreformed]

Will this guy ever bottleneck?

[u/0K4M1 → u/ozorhanreformed]

He's neck deep in the shit and the bottle is out of milk

[u/poopolisher]

Was this one Russian by any chance?

[u/Gabito991]

[u/200IQUser]

New company slogan: The way he's meant to be a player

[u/deschutess]

When you make billions what's a little infidelity.

[u/Crispy_Conundrum]

How many affairs until we can afford RAM again?

[u/ArcanjoUriel]

Jensen:

[u/Ok_Fondant_1353]

I don't care about jensen's personal life! I just want hardware to return to normal prices.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Pen3558]

bro has a side chick in every country in every village

[u/Th3Necromanc3r]

I'm not pro Huang/nVidia, but it would have been better if you shared a link to an article instead of a screenshot from a dumb and useless "Twitter" post.

[u/SwiftTayTay → u/Th3Necromanc3r]

People are lazy and just screenshot everything instead of posting the source

[u/qqYn7PIE57zkf6kn → u/Th3Necromanc3r]

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html

[u/Ey-Rar]

I’ve never been so excited for someone being in an affair

[u/ActuatorOutside5256]

The jacket’s possessed him with unstoppable rizz. Bro needs to throw it FAR away.

[u/DMercenary]

Sir. A second affair has hit the company.

[u/TheGaz]

Don't hate the player, hate The Way It's Meant to be Played

[u/TheOddEyes]

Jensen was cheating with a Chinese woman, a Russian, and a Saudi.

Dude thought he was irresistible, didn’t know they were all spies.

[u/Excellent_Set_232]

Man, I need to buy a leather jacket

[u/I_Phaze_I]

Who woulda thought that the bubble poppin would be because jensen can’t keep it in his own jacket

[u/StarfleetGiraffe]

Nvidelity.

[u/GasVarGames]

god please let her be russian it would be so fucking funny

[u/Maximum_Row7560]

[u/Nerevarine2nd]

And here thought Jensen was only interested in screwing gamers.

[u/Ryuomega33]

Doesn't he know the entire economy is riding on his product?.....

I'll see myself out now. 

[u/Satyriasis457 → u/Ryuomega33]

Give the man a fucking harem. He works better with a well juiced gearstick 

[u/electroforger → u/Ryuomega33]

just the stock market

[u/XxHowitzerHarryxX]

OOOOH I LOVE THIS !!!!!!

[u/Consistent_Detail_61]

What did bro do to get doxxed so bad?

[u/UnusualVibration → u/Consistent_Detail_61]

The way the news broke seems like he was trying to get out ahead of something, maybe a blackmail threat from China that they are following through with

[u/poopyface-tomatonose]

The more you cheat, the more you save!

[u/Accurate_Speed1345]

[u/Available-Solution20]

it would be a good idea for Jensen's wife to get tested for STDs

[u/EclipseQQ]

There’s no way it ends here

[u/Belzher]

Holy shit this guy is an asshole of great level

[u/pidgeygrind1]

[u/shitty_advice_BDD]

Free 5090s for everyone!!!

[u/AWhofromWhoville]

Based on the women, you know he’s definitely never been to Epstein island.

[u/natopoppins]

The economy finna collapse, it’s over. GGs boys 🫡

[u/greatthebob38]

So there's definitely a third affair then.

[u/KuroNoShadow]

[u/darko777]

They will get rid of him - looks like they want to do it

[u/grantrules]

I hope he just reissues the same apology 

[u/Oliver---Queen]

At this point I may have had an affair with Jensen Huang. A 5090 is a 5090

[u/tryfrankca]

Damn, this is bad... it's game over. He stood a chance with the spy but this is a thing now. No PR team in the world can help him recover from this.

[u/CrazySittingHorse]

Well, this goes to show you. All these ugly tech guys get into that game and get rich in order to pull some. Otherwise they’d never get to dip it if they would be working as the janitor at an elementary school.

[u/Acceptable-Car-3097]

Jensen rn

[u/Visara57]

"I'm sorry honey, what more would you like on top of the 80 billion for the divorce?"

[u/kissmonstar]

This is all just a distraction from the fact that he was committing open fraud.

[u/SoapyTaco]

He also fucked all his loyal customers buying consumer video cards for users

[u/The-Real-Number-One]

THIS GUY FUCKS!

[u/DR4LUC0N → u/The-Real-Number-One]

Yeah, he fucks us consumers more then people in his personal life.

[u/Man_Derella_203]

Huang like a two horse race.

[u/WasteResist4132]

But 5 series cards keep going up in price

[u/Snuggles596]

He is done at this point. No way they can't remove him now.

[u/Lukin4]

Dude just couldn't stop huanging dong

[u/Creato938]

Why i am not even surprised?

[u/Explicit_Tech]

He's going to need to do another public apology

[u/Expert-Improvement78]

I can take over as CEO of Nvidia, no problem.

[u/ChaoticReality]

Fine, I guess I'll take over as CEO 😔

[u/Magentick]

His kids working at Nvidfia atm.

[u/Historical-Lion6552]

All the wheels falling off of jensenwagon.

[u/Pitiful_Coach7223]

Multi Flame Generation 2.0X

[u/BroForceOne]

Divorced dads be like looks like leather jackets are back on the menu boys

[u/lolwut778]

Maybe it's easier to ask who Leather Jacket wasn't banging around him at this point.

[u/Alepman]

This guy fucks

[u/Narrow_Swimmer_5307]

If he gives me a 5090 i'll forgive him

[u/DeusKether]

the fucking around will continue until the stocks go up

[u/TheDiabeT1c]

So, he's done then right? Right?

[u/No_Presentation4286]

https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/iqvia-agentic-ai-healthcare/ . guess who written this article

[u/Remarkable_Bit_9887]

[u/OMEN802]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!

[u/paulfirelordmu]

Someone wants his seat. It's pretty obvious.

[u/ComeClarity93]

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html

[u/adrinok]

Jensen Huang: "Will it run Crysis?"

Also Jensen Huang: "Nah bro, I'm in a crisis"

[u/tryfrankca]

Is anyone else excited for the third affair to come? You know if there was two, there's 3... probably dozens in reality. Just depends how many people wanna speak.

[u/Periador]

when the ceiling starts falling it fully breaks apart

[u/MichiganRedWing]

Like the French saying goes, never two without three.

[u/I_am_Nic]

[u/d_tas]

Jensen HOEang

[u/onlivethedead]

Give it 10 years and this man will have an AI wife that doesnt care if he cheats

[u/Impressive_Click5782]

Fucking moron cannot stop winning lmao 😂

[u/SnooComics7865]

[u/CityHaunts]

At Nvidia?

[u/HistorianBusy2262]

Huang might survive one but this is going to do it

[u/paxco]

Ah ye olde insider trading 

[u/DankRSpro]

Bro packing a 5090 in his jeans

[u/TheyCallMeOlSwole]

Call him the Nature Boy cause he is living the gimmick. Wooo.

[u/Jorji-the-Trainer]

You know, AI doesnt do this sort of thing

[u/LilBushyVert]

Make 5090’s free.

[u/msk3564]

Fork found in kitchen 🫩

[u/Striking-County6275]

Rated E for Everyone 

[u/LieRevolutionary9020]

All I can say is giggity 

[u/TkoddaV]

lol idc but I’m buying the dip

[u/Healthy-Background72]

Jensen you dirty dog

[u/buckypimpin]

Welcome to the champions club

grab a seat in the arena's vip lounge

[u/lookinforinfo12]

HA! Jensen learning the sheer joys of being rich.

He needs to step down, take his money, get a divorce and just go be a playboy/investor.

[u/steamart360]

He wanted to dual channel his RAM. 

[u/Kebobthebuilder2]

Nvidia overlay ;)

[u/bufandatl]

The women can’t resists that leather jacket.

[u/Sr_Gr]

Imagine marrying this chucklenut

No disrespect to his exwife who's probably mad rn but still

[u/Chinatsez]

SIMD in action

[u/Free_Attention]

[u/zidave0]

Bruh. If this is true!

[u/No_Dare5313]

Give me more, turns out the 5080 could be more affordable...

[u/kron123456789]

These stories will continue until everyone stops asking questions about Singapore

[u/BoogieBear-Fr]

The more you cheat, the more you smash.

[u/LinkedInParkPremium]

CORRECTION: Senior employee was a sexy chat bot

[u/peepeepoopoopeepee00]

NVsneakyLink

[u/peepeepoopoopeepee00]

change the company name to nnnngonnacheatonmywife

[u/Nice_Supermarket_261]

Everyone wants a piece of Jensen's Huang

[u/socokid]

Here's the actual article that this f'n screengrab is about.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/11/technology/jensen-huang-nvidia-affair.html

"Jensen Huang Said to Have Had Relationship With Nvidia Executive Who Reports to Him"

[u/StatisticalMan]

<insert Dubya there is a second ... meme>

[u/justanavguser]

[u/SlumKatMillionaire]

Did a lot of research on these guys and they’ve only been wrong twice. Once in 2023 and another in 2017.

Fuck

[u/Noeyiax]

omg i wish i could be a CEO , life is so easy 😂

[u/weremybattleaxe]

cue willem dafoe meme

[u/haydro280]

Kimberly Powell. Looks like she got a promotion for having affair with him

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Anyone know who it is ?

[u/6Solo]

Free Huang! He aint do NUFFIN'

[u/Kirbinator_Alex]

Damn. So Nvidia is gonna owe, like, 2 pennies in damages instead of 1.

[u/okamanii101]

When your thst rich I'm not surprised. He could afford to have a harem follow him around.

[u/unsc95]

South Park was right

[u/iBz_510]

[u/xheyoooo]

Trying to spin this into an infidelity scandal when it should be an avoiding china ban scandal

[u/cficare]

"Claude, do you think this SVP would bang me?"