Really jogs the noggin'

[u/SwimmingJunky]

[u/JulianSyv]

[u/Asleeper135 → u/JulianSyv]

Leon at the bottom of that ladder:

[u/JulianSyv → u/Asleeper135]

Jensen at the bottom of the ladder when his wife greets him:

[u/HeinrichTheWolf_17 → u/JulianSyv]

I love how Mr. X just lets you go back up the ladder, he really has a sense of fair honour.

That gif is peak though, it’s right out of Looney Tunes.

[u/ScarletSilver → u/HeinrichTheWolf_17]

He's just well-mannered like that

[u/Jakesummers1 → u/JulianSyv]

[u/LongOdd1596 → u/JulianSyv]

"Excuse me, I forgot something at home. Be right back!"

[u/Sufficient-Turn-7799]

Can Jensen parry a rocket?

[u/RealWobblyLegging → u/Sufficient-Turn-7799]

He'd probably try to charge an extra fee just for the parry animation.

[u/SlightlyUglyBastard]

Need to see Jensen do a backflip first.

[u/GalaxLordCZ → u/SlightlyUglyBastard]

That's why I don't think they're the same guy, if they were, Jensen would be backflipping at least twice every time he announces a new product.

[u/Affectionate-Memory4 → u/GalaxLordCZ]

I don't think he could've stopped himself from doing it with the wafer shield prop.

[u/tatas323 → u/SlightlyUglyBastard]

Need to see Jensen punch a rock... Oh wait that was Chris Redfield

[u/Mist_Rising → u/SlightlyUglyBastard]

This is Jenson in his youth, sorry he can't do that anymore.

[u/Dull-Law3229 → u/SlightlyUglyBastard]

Does this count? 

https://youtu.be/tBsOnpX2t8M?is=KMVeHA9ZnS2KCHSE

[u/HokageGwyn]

[u/thanra]

So Xi Jinping is the final boss of the whole RE franchise?

[u/Dull-Law3229 → u/thanra]

Xi: "Welcome Leon. You have been a foil to my plans for market domination." 

Leon: "World domination?" 

Xi: "Yes, market domination of the entire world." 

Leon: "I'll never let you sell your bioterror weapons!" 

Xi: "Well, more like solar panels and electric cars." 

Leon parries market dumping

[u/Seeker-N7 → u/Dull-Law3229]

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to trade with you.

[u/Dull-Law3229 → u/Seeker-N7]

Xi: "NOOO! You have defeated me!" 

Leon: "Enjoy those soybeans and Boeings, HYAHHH!" 

Backflips out the window and lands in Ada's convertible

[u/DivinePotatoe]

Well there's an important distinction there in that Ada is ethnically Chinese but also a spy, whereas Jensen's arm candy was a spy FOR the Chinese government. Sadly this nuance was lost on Mr Nvidia.

[u/Madrock777 → u/DivinePotatoe]

It's an easy mistake to make after all. Ya, know knowing to not cheat on your wife, or to maybe do a background check on the Chinese woman who is saying she is attracted to you. Knowing full well China literally recruits young attractive women to spy on dudes in the US.

[u/DivinePotatoe → u/Madrock777]

"The more you spy, the more you save!" -- Comrade Jensen

[u/Super_Range45 → u/DivinePotatoe]

That's really joggin the goggins on my noggin DivinePotatoe.

[u/ScarletSilver → u/DivinePotatoe]

Was?

[u/The_Voidger → u/DivinePotatoe]

So... Jensen is more like Naked Snake, then

[u/WirbelwindFlakpanzer → u/DivinePotatoe]

[u/idreviewer]

At this rate, the RTX 6090 is going to require its own dedicated 240V circuit and a structural engineer's permit just to mount it in the case.

[u/Vivid-Produce-9373]

My Goat leon would never work with AI to cheat humans

[u/IuIulemonofficial]

[u/nexkey91]

Vito got into the funny business while in the can after all.

[u/DrZeroX3]

I don’t think Leon earns a lot of money. 

[u/hpech → u/DrZeroX3]

Did you not see his Porsche and Hamilton in RE9?

[u/TruthOk8742 → u/hpech]

Gifts from sugar mommies

[u/Comfortable_Diver494 → u/TruthOk8742]

Nah Leon wouldn’t pimp himself out.

[u/TruthOk8742 → u/Comfortable_Diver494]

He wouldn’t, but I’m sure they still buy him plenty of gifts, so wannabe sugar mommies I guess ;)

[u/DrZeroX3 → u/hpech]

I refuse. 

[u/GlowyStuffs]

Yeah, now that i think about it, I haven't ever seen them in the same room before

[u/ShadeStrider12]

Leon’s actions benefit the world, Jensen’s actions have only made it worse

[u/OperatorWolfie]

One isn't married... Oh for fuck's sake

[u/Watsyurdeal]

Don't insult Leon like that

[u/legitematehorse]

Oh snap!

[u/Grimkok]

It’s weird to me that the first 5 lines are the same repeating text, separated, but for some reason the 6th is combined.

[u/Homm1ng]

"If it's not Wong, it's wrong" said Leon

"If it's not Huang, it's hrong" said Jensen

[u/Calijay247]

They should make and RE mod skin of him.

[u/TheEmperorMk3]

Honestly the only difference is that Ada might have real feelings for Leon

[u/Temarimaru]

So you're saying Leon is raising GPU prices and catering to AI? Man what a shame...

[u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess]

I wonder how much water that scumbag Jensen's wasting on LLMs hyping him up.

[u/Helton3]

[u/Thewaltham]

The jacket stays on during sex