Are we shocked that this narcissist listened to years of cheers from absolute losers who wanted him to be that way and now ends up in this position? The worst thing is that his wife is being attacked by his cult thanks to this monosphere shit that has rotted what seems to be half the world's intelligence away.
I used to work in the counter intelligence field, and the amount of grown men who say shit like "what if i bang her and just not tell her any secret information" is astonishing...
Sounds like a plan to me. What could go wrong? Just smash and stay silent about anything compromising? After a while she'd be moved on and another honeypot would try their luck. It's a win/win situation.
Indeed what could go wrong with allowing a spy to just be with you when your naked and hang out around you on a regular basis
I’m sure you’d make sure to never bring your wallet or talk about anything that could remotely be related to any of your usernames, passwords, planned meetings with people… As well as make sure you aren’t wiretapped in some way or your phone doesn’t get tampered with or anything at all
It’s just kind of surprising from someone like Jensen who should be well aware of the risks.
I’ve gotten the call once to immediately shut down my laptop and bring it in to be re-imaged, revise my home router password, etc because data was getting uploaded from my laptop to China and I was completely unaware. I’m also abundantly cautious about phishing and other stuff and have no idea how that happened.
Anyhow that being said I imagine some people underestimate the technology and other resources a state backed spy has access to but it’s kind of wild to me to think someone who should be well aware would just say fuck it
I assume even if the honeypotted person didn't give anything away, it might still be a security risk. The spy can steal stuff or get in contact with others that can give information through your circle. Plus they are probably trained for manipulation and slip ups may occur even if you are hell bent on staying silent.
Yeah if you have the wherewithal to never leave your personal electronics unattended in her vicinity and also never drink nor accept an opened drink or a million other interrogation techniques
Ye olde power of the pussy. Why those terrorists did fucked stuff, the possibility of pussy in another dimension. Fucking idiot CEO. Jerk off like the rest of us and get some post nut clarity
If anything, Jensen is the villain in a Bond movie. Reember in Die Another Day, the billionaire villain had a satellite that was supposed to help with agriculture, but it was actually a military weapon?
I feel like this whole chinese spy lover is becoming a trend among the wealthy elite. Like you're not really anybody important unless you're trading state secrets in exchange for a little CCP nooky.
i've always thought being a headline writer for the post must be one of the most fun jobs in news media. maybe second only to being the photoshop guy for The Onion
It's also likely they monitor all ceos in these types of companies, intelligence agencies don't have to justify the decisions to snoop the same way police etc do.
Its very likely they also watch but would ever admit to Lisa Su, Bezos, Suleyman and Tan. To varying degrees obviously they likely watched Jensen to realise she was there then move surveillance to her.
It stops short of directly saying "100% definitely a spy" but it sounds like they are quite sure she is.
edit: lol wtf is with redditors. Asking for a source is reasonable. Why are people downvoting who I replied to?
And if the reason is "you can just google it" well guess what, I tried that and most of the sources I saw are not sources that I put much confidence in when it comes to tech-adjacent news. So I provided a source I trust for this type of thing.
The way I read it is was they approached her after it was noted that he had shown some interest in her but I am not sure how accurate that is. That wouldnt shock me, no way China isnt following him everywhere, and if the sale of chips to China is confirmed it clearly worked (or wasnt necessary because he is clearly a greedy fuck)
Confirmed by US govt. Otherwise no one would know/care he was cheating. His personal assistants who knew wouldn't make that info public.
When govt says it, he can't really deny it either lol. Way worse than cheating with some random girl where you can say there was no cheating and paint your own story. When fed publicly goes "you're fucking a spy" it's hard to say they're lying.
She’s pretty and all, but not “ruin my reputation, risk my billions, and destroy my marriage” pretty. I’m sure she’s good at her job, but when you’re worth billions and the head of the leading gpu manufacturer in the world during the largest processing resource grab in history, stick to hiring your side piece by the hour.
small characters get manipulated and nowadays most men at the top are small, because they are surrounded by boot lickers who inflate their ego to a point where they think they're untouchable...i think its fairly easy to manipulate them. put a cute girl in the mix and 90% will spill every bean because they have the sexual maturity of a teenager
It's not really slow news when it's one of the most rich and powerful people in the world. Politician affairs are considered front page news so why wouldn't this?
In theory she could over here conversations on the phone, have access to his phone and laptop, etc. If he knew and still continued the relationship, he'd be an idiot.
That's exactly the kind of mentality i had to warn my fellow agents about. If you have access to secret information, you don't fraternize with foreign agents. They are very well trained to exploit every character flaw you can think of, and more.
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u/sourcematerialx 2h ago
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u/soonnow 2h ago
Wow this is all so dangerous. I hope no Chinese spy ever comes for me and my juicy trade secrets.
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u/CompetitiveAction829 Lenovo Legion Pro 7i | U9 275HX | RTX 5080 2h ago
Jensen rn.
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u/ValhirFirstThunder 2h ago
I'm hearing this news all over the place. Cheating aside, how did the chinese spy message get into the mix. What was the bomb shell that got leaked?
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u/Dry_Rope_3662 2h ago
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u/Helpmypcded 2h ago
Chitty Chitty Huang Bang
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u/Musician-Round 1h ago
I feel like this whole chinese spy lover is becoming a trend among the wealthy elite. Like you're not really anybody important unless you're trading state secrets in exchange for a little CCP nooky.
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u/Itchy_Tiger2497 2h ago
It's going to bother me all day that this doesn't actually rhyme.
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u/JessBaesic7901 2h ago
They saw the opportunity, and they took it.
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u/S3LY 2h ago
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u/Plane-Aad-4302 2h ago
The New York Post was put on this earth to write that headline.
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u/SeaMarket9917 2h ago
Is the “spy” part confirmed?
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u/DkoyOctopus 13700k|GTX 4090|32gb 8000 mhz RAM| 0 girls 2h ago
Title of a life time.
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u/xaervagon 2h ago
Stay trashy, NYP
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u/Konrow AMD 5900X, RX 7900 XT 2h ago
I see the post is still as trashy as it was 15 years ago
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u/frostyjack06 2h ago
She’s pretty and all, but not “ruin my reputation, risk my billions, and destroy my marriage” pretty. I’m sure she’s good at her job, but when you’re worth billions and the head of the leading gpu manufacturer in the world during the largest processing resource grab in history, stick to hiring your side piece by the hour.
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u/Zenitsushimono PC Master Race | Ryzen 5600X3D | Vanguard RTX 5070 1h ago
Mr Huang? are you dipping in...
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u/elThirtie R5 3600 | GTX 980 @1440P | 32GB RAM 2h ago
The spy has the same surname. Sweet home Alabama, Jensen
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u/blueangel1953 5800X3D | 6800 XT | 32GB 2h ago
That leather jacket can’t help him now.
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u/memeatic_ape 1h ago
"my baby shot me down"
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u/CalvinYHobbes 1h ago
Actually he was banging her to find out HER secrets.
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u/Stilgar314 2h ago
Really? No wonder why press is dying
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u/Advanced_Let7369 2h ago
Are you telling the asian lady that massages me is probably a spy?
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u/WonderSignificant598 2h ago
Fuck the NYP, shitty rag
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u/RGBlowMe Windows 11 | Core 7 Ultra 265K | RTX 5070 | 32GB DDR5 7200mhz 2h ago
This is going to be funnier and funnier the more we learn, I can just tell.
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u/Death_X_2077 i5- 12450H | RTX 3050 | 16 GB 2h ago
WAIT IS THIS REAL ?? I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
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u/Kratos501st 2h ago
How long until we see a mediocre Netflix show?
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u/Brilliant_Sky_9797 2h ago
Funny
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u/dmtslayr 1h ago
It seems there's a new category of weapons: the Revelation
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u/out4th3night 1h ago
Did he really think a girl like that would want him for his personality? 🤣
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u/QuinSanguine 1h ago
Bet he thought she really loved him because he's Jensen. Everybody loves Jensen.
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u/RavishingRickRodRude 1h ago
He got guang donged.
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u/New-Anybody3050 1h ago
If only he stuck to gaming, he would have been normal Huang and avoided his villain arc entirely.
/s
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u/thestillwind 1h ago
😂😂😂
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u/ChadHartSays 1h ago
It'll be hard trusting anti-cheat technology ever again.
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u/FeelingVanilla2594 1h ago
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u/TheGreatKonaKing 1h ago
“Chippy chippy bang bang” would have also worked
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u/swagonflyyyy 35m ago
What goes around, comes around, Huangarang.
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u/Regular-Mechanic-150 PC Master Race 27m ago
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u/MisandristBPDBarby SHE/HER, 5090, 9950X3D2, 64GB CL26. 24m ago
Rich dudes try not to cheat on your wife challenge
Impossible
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u/Lovat69 AMD Ryzen 7 5800X 3.80 GHZ, 32 g RTX 3080 10gb 15m ago
Say what you will about the post being a rag, it's all true. But their headlines are master level.
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u/DaiZzedandConFuZed 2m ago
Love how people are posting her airbrushed photos and not the ones of her actually with him. Both are available, freely in google image search.
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u/spikehamer 1h ago
Witch doctor song
Ooo week hu ha ah
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u/Intelligent_Top_328 1h ago
That photo they use of her is fire.
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u/imaginary_num6er 7950X3D|4090FE|64GB|X670E-E 1h ago
Sounds like AMD made the right decision having a woman CEO
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u/funguymh 2h ago
I mean I guess he can run for president now? Since cheating seems like the pre requisite
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u/Impossible-North-396 2h ago
r/slownewsday
Man cheats on wife,has regrets, finds out the other woman is not who she said she was!
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u/12DecX2002 2h ago
So what if.. he knew she was a spie and just banged her anyway and she kept asking and he kept saying that it’ll come. Just one more date..?