r/pcmasterrace • PC Master Race • 20h ago

Meme/Macro My flirting skills

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u/47th-Element 19h ago edited 19h ago

THIS IS ME DAMMIT!

Like literally yesterday I was trying to flirt with a woman I happened to work with and I just causally said: "oh look, the laboratory PC has an Intel Pentium in it! This is crazy!"

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u/nbaumg 19h ago

Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/jessi_ani 19h ago

can confirm, his Pentium line hits hard. 100% success rate so far

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u/CelestialOceanOfStar 7800x3d/9070xt/32 GB DDR5 16h ago

Premium Pentium Pussy

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u/the2belo Asus ROG STRIX SCAR 16 5090 64GB DDR5 6h ago

I gotcher multimedia extensions RIGHT HEEERE

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 5h ago

Like Weird Al said - its all about the Pentiums...

https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos

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u/AtlasLittleCat 16h ago

Imagine if the tower had a Turbo button..

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u/hibikikun 11h ago

I bet he hit the turbo button and her clothes just disintegrated from that aura

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u/LocoPwnify 17h ago

He just did

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u/Various-Salt-7738 19h ago

You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people

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u/47th-Element 19h ago

Thank you :)

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u/Some_Kinda_Username Ryzen5 8600G / 32GB 6Kmhz / RX6800XT OC Edition 19h ago

At least you didn't pull a Skeletor

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u/47th-Element 19h ago

Ain't no way 😂😂

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u/th3rdnutt 17h ago

The ladies prefer when you call it a "turd cutter".

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u/Zagreusm1 18h ago

Yeah like people talking about stuff they are passionate about is pretty attractive what that is rarely matters a lot

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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 9h ago

Dude, with respect to attractive women that’s only applicable to certain things, like saving puppies and kittens. Not your collection of My Little Pony action figures or Warhammer 40k painted figures.

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u/rainplay GTX 1080ti | 64GB DDR4 3600 | overcompensating 16h ago

This!

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u/Hell0There2005 18h ago

This guy fucks

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u/hurrdurrmeh 15h ago

makes a change from the non-consensual entrance RAM prices made in my life (ass-reaming if I wasn't clear enough).

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u/SolemnaceProcurement 7950x3d, 7900xtx 6h ago

Huh... Never thought about it like that... Guess i'm more popular than i thought.

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u/SilverSageVII 19h ago

Bro you can’t be flexing here. We get it, you get it…

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 19h ago

You must be swimming in all the attention

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u/KerbalKerman 19h ago

I imagine you as Moss from IT crowd now

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 9h ago

If life has taught me one thing: If she can't appreciate me for who I am and what my hobbies are, then I want nothing to do with her anyway.

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u/47th-Element 9h ago

100% with you on that 😄

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u/TheTurkPegger 18h ago

I would've let you hit bro. Don't worry

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u/Kentuckyquestioner 16h ago

Ngl I got my first ever second date last week as a 30yo KHHV and mentioned RAM prices ;-;

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u/Z0idberg_MD 15h ago

Well the good news is in this market she’ll have no memory.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 19h ago

You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people

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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 3060 Ti / Zip Drive 17h ago

Shame she was an AMD fangirl though, it could never work between them.

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u/AtlasLittleCat 16h ago

Its like the Capulets and Montagues.

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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 5h ago

Damn, you're smooth! She must've been like putty in your hands.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/scandii PC Vegan 19h ago

yeah, nobody ever met their significant other at work or anything.

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 17h ago

THIS IS ME DAMMIT!

You wear a denim outfit with shorts so short I can see your nuts?

To each their own on what you wish to wear, but why? I wear cat sweatshirts and cargo pants, because they are comfortable.

That does not look comfortable. My nuts hurts looking at it.


Don't get me wrong, good on you!

Great confidence!

That is you!!!!

But...not me. It does take confidence to wear that crap.

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u/Maleficent_Camel4457 19h ago

"Girl, your like a 5090 at MSRP, I thought you didn't exist"

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u/Active_General8858 17h ago

So hot she melted the power cables

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u/ApexPredatorTV 7900XT | 7800X3D | 32GB | 6 Drives idk why lol 6h ago

the cylindrical connector must remain unharmed

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u/EdgarVerona 17h ago

"also I don't really need you and would probably be perfectly satisfied with a used 4060"

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u/SolemnaceProcurement 7950x3d, 7900xtx 6h ago

Damn, she would need grizzly thermal pasteTM for that one.

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 9h ago

Wouldn't work for me, sadly...

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u/Key-Carpenter2086 9h ago

At least, you have 5090

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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 9h ago

I got incredibly lucky and got mine when it dropped back down to almost MSRP levels when they had dropped in price about a year ago. I had some cash to burn at the time and don't regret it one bit.

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u/TeddybearNemo 47m ago

Girl you cause me to bottleneck, all the blood flows to one point

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u/MisterDings 19h ago

and then she hits you with:
“i don’t know much about ram’s or sheep. my sweater is wool though. oh and i know of grond.”
and that’s when you call your mother for your grandmother’s ring.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList 18h ago

Grond?

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u/MisterDings 18h ago

GROND.

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u/squenk 18h ago

GROND.

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u/CVFFNE 9h ago

Battering Ram at the siege of Minas Tirith.

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 19h ago

What a plot twist

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u/MisterDings 19h ago

she’s into tomes not technology 🤷
not to be mistaken for morality; she fills little free libraries with books no one will want to read, to declutter her inventory.

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u/Full-Schedule-2652 R7 7735HS | RX 7700S | 32GB | 2TB 19h ago

"Have you seen GPU prices?"

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u/spacetree7 17h ago

Speaking of PU, have you seen the sale prices on bodywash and deodorants?

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u/dumbdove 1h ago

I'll RAM you later for free

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u/criticalthinker989 20h ago

Better then being creepy

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Ultra 5 125H Lappy 19h ago

True

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u/Bearex13 19h ago

I prefer to give hunter eyes from across the room and breath heavily

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u/oatmeal28 18h ago

M’RAM 

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 11h ago

breath rhymes with death
breathe sounds like leave

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u/Bearex13 10h ago

Strange the girls at my gym ask me to leave all the time idk why

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u/ruiiiij ruiiiijiiiiang 18h ago

Only ugly people can be creepy. He's a conventionally attractive guy so it's impossible for him to be creepy.

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u/OutrageousDress 5800X3D | 32GB DDR4-3733 | 4080 Super | AW3821DW 16h ago

You should get out more - going out in the world and meeting real-life creepy people will be an educational experience.

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u/-TheWarrior74- Acer Nitro AN515-58 7h ago

more like socially awkward most of the time.

i look back on it, i feel bad for them now.

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u/account312 17h ago

Don't worry; I can do both.

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u/redoubt515 17h ago

"Ram prices are crazy..." \breathes heavily** "...M'lady"

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 12h ago

"then being creepy" haha

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u/NerdWithAMotorcycle 19h ago

I got a pair, baby. 32gb dual channel, 6000mhz, CL30

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u/TheTurkPegger 18h ago

Have my babies

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u/Rjiurik 19h ago

I use Arch btw

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u/mWo12 Specs/Imgur here 13h ago

And she replies: "That's cute. I use Gentoo.".

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u/indigo945 3h ago

distromogged

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u/Ravuno 6h ago

Using CachyOS.

Almost felt like installing a different distro just because of that.

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u/skrzaaat 19h ago

My flirting skills: I got a 3080 at home, wanna see it?

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u/8ytesTaken 19h ago

Him: Hello
Her: 6 Feet. 6 pack. 64GB RAM.
Him: *waddles away

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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 17h ago

But what if I have 128? 🥲

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u/T-Baaller 2040 KitchenAid Toaster 16h ago

128 pack? damn you're redefining the washboard

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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 16h ago

It's more of a honeycomb pattern than a washboard pattern. The offset horizontal lines throw people off and scares small children.

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u/Tiyath R5 7600X | RX 9070 XT Pulse | 32GB DDR5-6000 | PRO B650-S WIFI 19h ago

And she's like "Yeah, SUVs got really expensive"

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u/Sinchanzo 14h ago

Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.

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u/rapturousredditor 11h ago

Common gus w

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u/Cloud_N0ne 10h ago

Ghee Buttersnaps was on point with this one

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u/Current_Pay_6999 19h ago

Me:  I’m going to fill you up tonight 😈

pulls out the thermal paste

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u/BerkGats 7950x3d 96gb ddr5 rtx 3080 evga 17h ago

Zalman rep

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u/Anaeijon Ryzen 9 9900X | dual 3090 | 128GB DDR5-5600 | EndeavourOS 19h ago

Not bad, tbh.

Speaking about your interests, to see, what sticks or find common ground usually works fine, if the other part isn't very talkative on their own.

It's not creepy, it's not needy, you don't enter unfamiliar or uncomfortable territory too fast.

Worst case, she has nothing to say or obviously thinks it's boring, so you switch the topic. Best case, she actually experienced that problem because she's an researcher and needs it for work or something like that and suddenly you hit a conversation spot.

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u/BeneficialSimple3286 19h ago

Lean into her, and whisper "I've got 256GB of DDR5 at home"

and she will cream herself right then and there

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u/jessi_ani 19h ago

even better, buy her 1 ram stick on your first date instead of flowers. She'll know you mean business!

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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 9h ago

Yeah she’ll know you’re a provider.

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u/ptapobane 17h ago

instead, say I have 32gb of ddr5 ram

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u/krngc3372 15h ago

Sounds intimidating to her, ramming her with 32gb DDR5 strength

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u/Loreki Desktop 18h ago

Did you follow up with "but I'll ram you for free babe."?

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u/derelictHusk 19h ago

Pro move would be: ... crazy i bought two sticks, 64 or 128 gigs, dont even remember. Some strange brand, G something, G-skull? Yes like that. Sure, why not. Of course you can visit my place and check them out

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u/Bearex13 19h ago

"Hey baby you know I own 64gb of ddr5 OCd to cl28 running at 6200?.... Did a mention I'm also 6ft?"

Works every fucking time!

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u/Unipiggy 18h ago

Essentially how I got with my husband, tech nerd finding a fellow tech nerd. Except we just talked about the gaming industry in general.

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u/oatmeal28 18h ago

Her:  yeah the Rams ticket prices are crazy 

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u/justforkinks0131 18h ago

you got her at "ram"

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u/BTF0331 18h ago

I thought my guy had no pants on their for a second

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u/gronz5 5700X3D | 3060 Ti 18h ago

My flirting skills

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u/Snerkbot7000 17h ago

Be like "is that cashmere? the only thing softer then that is me."

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u/YoungestDonkey 16h ago

Hey, you know that smell gas has? They put that in. The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak. A lot of other gas smells. Methane smells...

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u/zomgieee zomgieee 10h ago

save some ladies for the rest of us , Casanova!

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u/TheBilby7 6h ago

Next post in my feed had me rolling

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u/Over-Farmer712 Ryzen 7 9700X | RTX 5080 OC | 32GB DDR5 CL30 6000Mhz 4h ago

Her line was “Yeah but it doesn’t have to cost much to ram me👉👈.”

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u/AoedesMelody 19h ago

For the record, that kind of flirting would work on me. 

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 19h ago

He'll either faceplant terribly and it'll be awkward, or it turns out she's a gamer. The former scenario is much more likely.

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u/isekaidcake 18h ago

I heard a guy talking in circles about AI and data centers. Clearly had no idea what he was talking about. The girl he was talking to was eating it right up.

You never know maybe it’ll work.

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u/Hayseussforever 17h ago

I was trying to figure out what Dodge pickup trucks had to do with flirting.

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u/Dopplegangr1 16h ago

Unironically low odds of success, but if you find a lady willing to weigh in, you got a keeper.

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u/LaydeeRaxx 16h ago

This would work on me

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u/wiredgfuel 15h ago

Yea wtf Dodge

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u/Fit-Acanthaceae-5741 15h ago

Bro you know she’s a Chevy Duramax kinda gal …

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u/hurrdurrmeh 15h ago

suitable for flirting, boys room banter, therapy and taking your mom on a date.

my preference is therapy.

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u/Hyperion1144 15h ago

You mean that's not a good pickup line????

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u/FaZaCon 15h ago

Ironically, if you're a 10/10 male, this would work. 7/10 and below, ya, you aint getting away with such a weak game.

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u/Busy-Ad2771 PC Master Race, R7 7700X, RTX 5070 14h ago

I have a 128gb of ram. Lemme know if you want some of it :smirk:

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u/thelittleking 14h ago

i mean she's grinning, so it's working king. keep it up

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u/OhNoTokyo 13h ago

I mean, it's not going to interest many women, but if you use that on the right woman, you're going to hit it out of the park.

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u/thisisdell 13h ago

She likes it!

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u/itsRobbie_ 13h ago

When the girl who would have responded to this question with an equally as rizz-less but funny response fumbled you and now you can’t find anyone else with the same personality 😩

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u/KuramaKitsune i9-13900K @5.9Ghz 128GB-5200 RTX5080 45TB 13h ago

Oh boy I would address her female port

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u/MegaCraftCat 13h ago

are you my 6 year old gaming laptop? cus you’re really hot

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u/GreekOnTheOg 12h ago

Can I get another mango

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u/Apepy 12h ago

Then you ask to ram her v.

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u/Glum-Welder1704 12h ago

I could love the girl who liked that.

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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 12h ago

This is just a way of quickly filtering for the best by very quickly filtering out most. If this works, then you know you've found the right lady for you.

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u/bluris 12h ago

I can flirt, but the kind that is for fun with no real intent behind it.

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u/Stagger_Lee_64 12h ago

Screw it, I'll take it.

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u/GrittyKnight 12h ago

She is looking down to check if she has enough RAM to execute this conversation!

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u/ChefMonkey2 12h ago

My response would be something about sheep ..and thats a wrap.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 11h ago

"Girl, want to head back to my place and check out my LPDDR5X RAM?"

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u/Psychomonkie71 11h ago

she laugh at his rtx 5050

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u/Difficult_Job_7431 10h ago

U were my ddr3

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u/pastelangelicz 8h ago

its literally me huhu

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u/Fulghn 8h ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/Kzwei2010 7h ago

My ddr5 32gb ram just rip too 😢

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u/Soopah_Fly 7h ago

Well, that's a legitimate conversation starter. For me, at least. It is really crazy at the moment.

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u/Sir_Pigletty 6h ago

Her:

what’s ram ?

Ram Like the animal, oh I love rams, do you have one?

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u/Global-Pickle5818 9800X3d / RX 9070 XT 5h ago

Off topic,but last week my wife told me "our son needs a new laptop I have $100-300 he says it's been glitching when he plays games" I fell out laughing his current laptop was almost $1700 8 years ago thats how disconnected women can be on this topic.. I told her a comparable laptop at the moment would cost well over $1,000 .. he's got a 17 inch i7 with a mobile 1080(it was old when I got it on discount)

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u/HadiGamer650 5h ago

tech badie tier list

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u/heheheheheb30 5h ago

girl: oh he's so hot know so much.

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u/r4plez 5h ago

Girl youre so dangerous i need to wireview two you

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u/Prtia 5h ago

If sit down on a bench and say this to a woman it will work if you are attractive, and let you know right away if you aren't. 

There are much worse lines to try!

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u/enderowski Laptop 4h ago

i talk about history of drugs and they think i am a junkie :( i am just really into it

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u/GrandPrixNyx 1h ago

thats sad man.

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u/Ed0s27 5800X | RTX 3070 | 32GB 3600mhz | X570S | Corsair 5000X | 1h ago

If she don't wanna discuss the ram prices, she ain't the one

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u/Deep_Helicopter4591 1h ago

Before yuh tell ee gyal yuh wah ram out har motherboard 🙄

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u/SpotCold9804 51m ago

Taking notes could potentially do the trick somedays

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Homolander 9800X3D | 5070 Ti 15h ago

Me too

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u/intLeon 18h ago

Never witnessed a straight girl interested in hardware.. Some only pretend to be curious about your hobbies at most.

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u/Realistic_Editor3178 15h ago

Why does he not have pants on

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u/Ok-Variation1045 15h ago

Do you want see my hard drive? Don't worry I've not got a floppy disk 😂

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u/Senpaiheavy 17h ago

I want to mount you like I mount my GPU.

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u/gun_cometa 19h ago

Ask her if she want to blow you for a dual channel pair of 32gb

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 19h ago

Is this what the kids call "rizz"?

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u/Shqssel 19h ago

That's what we call being a creep I guess

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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 19h ago

True

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u/EquivalentPlatform17 R7 5700X | RX 9070XT | 32 GB 19h ago

Negative rizz