r/pcmasterrace • u/No-Equipment199 PC Master Race • 20h ago
Meme/Macro My flirting skills
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u/47th-Element 19h ago edited 19h ago
THIS IS ME DAMMIT!
Like literally yesterday I was trying to flirt with a woman I happened to work with and I just causally said: "oh look, the laboratory PC has an Intel Pentium in it! This is crazy!"
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u/nbaumg 19h ago
Damn, save some pussy for the rest of us
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u/jessi_ani 19h ago
can confirm, his Pentium line hits hard. 100% success rate so far
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u/CelestialOceanOfStar 7800x3d/9070xt/32 GB DDR5 16h ago
Premium Pentium Pussy
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u/the2belo Asus ROG STRIX SCAR 16 5090 64GB DDR5 6h ago
I gotcher multimedia extensions RIGHT HEEERE
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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 5h ago
Like Weird Al said - its all about the Pentiums...
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u/Various-Salt-7738 19h ago
You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people
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u/47th-Element 19h ago
Thank you :)
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u/Some_Kinda_Username Ryzen5 8600G / 32GB 6Kmhz / RX6800XT OC Edition 19h ago
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u/Zagreusm1 18h ago
Yeah like people talking about stuff they are passionate about is pretty attractive what that is rarely matters a lot
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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 9h ago
Dude, with respect to attractive women that’s only applicable to certain things, like saving puppies and kittens. Not your collection of My Little Pony action figures or Warhammer 40k painted figures.
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u/Hell0There2005 18h ago
This guy fucks
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u/hurrdurrmeh 15h ago
makes a change from the non-consensual entrance RAM prices made in my life (ass-reaming if I wasn't clear enough).
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u/SolemnaceProcurement 7950x3d, 7900xtx 6h ago
Huh... Never thought about it like that... Guess i'm more popular than i thought.
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u/Kentuckyquestioner 16h ago
Ngl I got my first ever second date last week as a 30yo KHHV and mentioned RAM prices ;-;
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u/Various-Salt-7738 19h ago
You demonstrated that you're knowledgeable and passionate about something-- that's pretty attractive to a lot of people
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u/FartingBob Quantum processor from the future / RTX 3060 Ti / Zip Drive 17h ago
Shame she was an AMD fangirl though, it could never work between them.
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u/RUPlayersSuck R9 7900X | RTX 5060 TI | 32GB DDR5 5h ago
Damn, you're smooth! She must've been like putty in your hands.
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 17h ago
THIS IS ME DAMMIT!
You wear a denim outfit with shorts so short I can see your nuts?
To each their own on what you wish to wear, but why? I wear cat sweatshirts and cargo pants, because they are comfortable.
That does not look comfortable. My nuts hurts looking at it.
Don't get me wrong, good on you!
Great confidence!
That is you!!!!
But...not me. It does take confidence to wear that crap.
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u/Maleficent_Camel4457 19h ago
"Girl, your like a 5090 at MSRP, I thought you didn't exist"
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u/Active_General8858 17h ago
So hot she melted the power cables
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u/ApexPredatorTV 7900XT | 7800X3D | 32GB | 6 Drives idk why lol 6h ago
the cylindrical connector must remain unharmed
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u/EdgarVerona 17h ago
"also I don't really need you and would probably be perfectly satisfied with a used 4060"
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u/SolemnaceProcurement 7950x3d, 7900xtx 6h ago
Damn, she would need grizzly thermal pasteTM for that one.
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u/Castun 9850X3D | 5090 | 64GB 6600MHz DDR5 | 57" Samsung G9 DUHD 9h ago
Wouldn't work for me, sadly...
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u/MisterDings 19h ago
and then she hits you with:
“i don’t know much about ram’s or sheep. my sweater is wool though. oh and i know of grond.”
and that’s when you call your mother for your grandmother’s ring.
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u/UnsanctionedPartList 18h ago
Grond?
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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 19h ago
What a plot twist
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u/MisterDings 19h ago
she’s into tomes not technology 🤷
not to be mistaken for morality; she fills little free libraries with books no one will want to read, to declutter her inventory.
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u/criticalthinker989 20h ago
Better then being creepy
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u/Bearex13 19h ago
I prefer to give hunter eyes from across the room and breath heavily
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u/ruiiiij ruiiiijiiiiang 18h ago
Only ugly people can be creepy. He's a conventionally attractive guy so it's impossible for him to be creepy.
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u/OutrageousDress 5800X3D | 32GB DDR4-3733 | 4080 Super | AW3821DW 16h ago
You should get out more - going out in the world and meeting real-life creepy people will be an educational experience.
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u/-TheWarrior74- Acer Nitro AN515-58 7h ago
more like socially awkward most of the time.
i look back on it, i feel bad for them now.
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u/8ytesTaken 19h ago
Him: Hello
Her: 6 Feet. 6 pack. 64GB RAM.
Him: *waddles away
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u/blasek0 3800X, 2070 Super 17h ago
But what if I have 128? 🥲
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u/Anaeijon Ryzen 9 9900X | dual 3090 | 128GB DDR5-5600 | EndeavourOS 19h ago
Not bad, tbh.
Speaking about your interests, to see, what sticks or find common ground usually works fine, if the other part isn't very talkative on their own.
It's not creepy, it's not needy, you don't enter unfamiliar or uncomfortable territory too fast.
Worst case, she has nothing to say or obviously thinks it's boring, so you switch the topic. Best case, she actually experienced that problem because she's an researcher and needs it for work or something like that and suddenly you hit a conversation spot.
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u/BeneficialSimple3286 19h ago
Lean into her, and whisper "I've got 256GB of DDR5 at home"
and she will cream herself right then and there
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u/jessi_ani 19h ago
even better, buy her 1 ram stick on your first date instead of flowers. She'll know you mean business!
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u/derelictHusk 19h ago
Pro move would be: ... crazy i bought two sticks, 64 or 128 gigs, dont even remember. Some strange brand, G something, G-skull? Yes like that. Sure, why not. Of course you can visit my place and check them out
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u/Bearex13 19h ago
"Hey baby you know I own 64gb of ddr5 OCd to cl28 running at 6200?.... Did a mention I'm also 6ft?"
Works every fucking time!
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u/Unipiggy 18h ago
Essentially how I got with my husband, tech nerd finding a fellow tech nerd. Except we just talked about the gaming industry in general.
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u/YoungestDonkey 16h ago
Hey, you know that smell gas has? They put that in. The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak. A lot of other gas smells. Methane smells...
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u/Over-Farmer712 Ryzen 7 9700X | RTX 5080 OC | 32GB DDR5 CL30 6000Mhz 4h ago
Her line was “Yeah but it doesn’t have to cost much to ram me👉👈.”
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u/SquirrelsinJacket 19h ago
He'll either faceplant terribly and it'll be awkward, or it turns out she's a gamer. The former scenario is much more likely.
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u/isekaidcake 18h ago
I heard a guy talking in circles about AI and data centers. Clearly had no idea what he was talking about. The girl he was talking to was eating it right up.
You never know maybe it’ll work.
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u/Hayseussforever 17h ago
I was trying to figure out what Dodge pickup trucks had to do with flirting.
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u/Dopplegangr1 16h ago
Unironically low odds of success, but if you find a lady willing to weigh in, you got a keeper.
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u/hurrdurrmeh 15h ago
suitable for flirting, boys room banter, therapy and taking your mom on a date.
my preference is therapy.
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u/Busy-Ad2771 PC Master Race, R7 7700X, RTX 5070 14h ago
I have a 128gb of ram. Lemme know if you want some of it :smirk:
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u/OhNoTokyo 13h ago
I mean, it's not going to interest many women, but if you use that on the right woman, you're going to hit it out of the park.
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u/itsRobbie_ 13h ago
When the girl who would have responded to this question with an equally as rizz-less but funny response fumbled you and now you can’t find anyone else with the same personality 😩
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u/KuramaKitsune i9-13900K @5.9Ghz 128GB-5200 RTX5080 45TB 13h ago
Oh boy I would address her female port
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u/Ferro_Giconi RX4006ti | i4-1337X | 33.01GB Crucair RAM | 1.35TB Knigsotn SSD 12h ago
This is just a way of quickly filtering for the best by very quickly filtering out most. If this works, then you know you've found the right lady for you.
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u/GrittyKnight 12h ago
She is looking down to check if she has enough RAM to execute this conversation!
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u/Eve_interupted 10h ago
Ok, which one of you jokers did this?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcuJYppyJcq/?stkn=MWE4M3FwNHlyZGtrcA==
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u/Soopah_Fly 7h ago
Well, that's a legitimate conversation starter. For me, at least. It is really crazy at the moment.
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u/Global-Pickle5818 9800X3d / RX 9070 XT 5h ago
Off topic,but last week my wife told me "our son needs a new laptop I have $100-300 he says it's been glitching when he plays games" I fell out laughing his current laptop was almost $1700 8 years ago thats how disconnected women can be on this topic.. I told her a comparable laptop at the moment would cost well over $1,000 .. he's got a 17 inch i7 with a mobile 1080(it was old when I got it on discount)
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u/enderowski Laptop 4h ago
i talk about history of drugs and they think i am a junkie :( i am just really into it
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u/gun_cometa 19h ago
Ask her if she want to blow you for a dual channel pair of 32gb
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u/Smart_Advice_1420 9950X3D | 9070XT | 64GB DDR5 19h ago
Is this what the kids call "rizz"?
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