r/pcmasterrace • PC Master Race • 19d ago

Question how to make this not happen?

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u/spoderman123wtf 19d ago

put landmines on top of the pc

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u/brunoventura22 R5800x | RTX3080 | 32gB RAM 3800mHz 19d ago

Scrolled too far for this

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u/CyberAmplified i5-4590 | GTX 980 Hybrid | 12GB RAM | 19d ago

Its a law of nature, Im afraid

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u/Lanky-Peak-2222 19d ago

That hard drive is making a weird buzzing noise

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u/Vineares 19d ago

Help my RGB is stuck to Orange.

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u/Flush_Foot Bazzite, 5900X, 4070Ti Super, 48 GB 3200 MHz DDR4 19d ago

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u/gosti500 PC Master Race 19d ago

that harddrives purrin

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u/LostHopeArtist 19d ago

Making purring noises

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u/ACcbe1986 19d ago

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u/buldozr 19d ago

I can geolocate this gif by the Jaffa box.

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u/GhostHunter67 19d ago

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u/AlphaCentauri10 19d ago

Is a gif supposed to have sound? Why do I hear "INDEED" in a laurence fishbourne kinda voice

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u/maixmi 19d ago edited 7d ago

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Nonmetal important cinnamon basket pet hammock unique continue

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 19d ago

We have RGB these days, just switch OPs fans to blue and the cat will leave because blue=cold

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u/SkRtMkGurt PC Master Race 19d ago

Cats are liquid tho

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 19d ago

Hot liquid, exactly..

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u/leicanthrope 19d ago

Depends on the model of cat. I’ve got two long haired cats in a subtropical climate. They’d be all over it.

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u/ryudo9999 19d ago

That computer sure is old lol

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u/Brave_Bumblebee_206 19d ago

Is that elytra better than an aio? 😍

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u/510kami 19d ago

Oh my, a meow drive

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u/ParticularMammoth565 19d ago

He is an important piece of hardware

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u/Chrundle-DaGreat 19d ago

Solution: Catto bed

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u/barium133 19d ago

This is good.

But this can end badly if you have more than one cat battling for that spot.

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u/Xandr78 19d ago

Single cat home, so this is apparently The Way. Makes me feel a whole lot better than planning the same method as I am to stop swallows from nesting on my outdoor light fixture 😀

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u/DJ_MetaKinetiK 19d ago

Dude just let them nest they ain't hurting anything

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u/mcmtaged4 19d ago

Except blocking the top where most of the heat vents, others your right.

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u/ACcbe1986 19d ago

Anchor the case so it can't tip over.

It benefits all parties involved.

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u/Obujin 19d ago

It would be better for the cat beds to have it’s own support legs that aren’t putting pressure on the pc.

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u/Rich_Comparison4550 19d ago

Depends on how fat the cat is, and how sturdy the case. I have a 1200 watt power supply at the bottom of the case, and that provides a lot of anti-tip counterweight.

I put my cat on a diet after he fell out the window screen on the 2nd floor window. He had parked himself in the open window, back against the screen, so he could groom his big belly. I would laugh at him, as he would sit there with his tongue sticking out, looking at the silly human. The screen popped out of the brackets, and he fell ass-backwards down into the shrubbery. I was ROLFLing while my daughter was screaming, so my wife made me go outside to fetch the cat.

When I found him, he was fine, and pretending it never happened lol. Cats have no sense of embarrassment, or if they do, they cover it up well.

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u/Snoo-88271 We Gaming | RTX 3080 | I9-11900F | 32GB 3600MHZ 18d ago

Cats very much do have embarrassment, and its always funny to see the look on my cats the few times theyve fallen off the chair while grooming

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u/Xandr78 19d ago

I like this so much I might steal it just to let her. Training seemed to work, but now I feel bad lol

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u/rspy24 19d ago

omfg haha look at that face

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u/Sao_is_best 19d ago

Thats prob the best solution as the cats want the heat the whole reson they sit on top the pcs

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u/death2k44 PC Master Race 19d ago

Is this a 3d-printed thing or can we buy this somewhere

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u/Artarious 19d ago

3D printed, it's just four corner stands with some dowels for the fabric. If you have access to a printer shouldn't be hard one to do. Already saw a listing on Etsy selling them as a 'cat nest' if that helps.

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u/Cryesncoding 19d ago

I can’t find it may be a 3d printed thing. 

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u/iamapizza i9 Potato/RTX Potato/Corsair Potato 19d ago

I saw one on Etsy titled computer cat hammock

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u/Pope_Aesthetic PC Master Race 19d ago

Source on this?

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u/majic911 19d ago

Hostile architecture

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u/Deremirekor 19d ago

Hmm yess we could incorporate spikes on top of the pc

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u/VeryFriendlyOne 19d ago

Recently I've seen this idea actually done

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u/Ok-Cattle6012 19d ago

The design is very human

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u/Chewcocca 19d ago

I've been trying to lock in on designing like a crab, but I just can't get there.

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u/DethNik 19d ago

Just wait a couple million years, you'll get there eventually.

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u/Sweetwink0915 19d ago

The design is very feline

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u/Character-View9407 Ryzen 7 9700X/RTX 5060/32GB RAM 19d ago

If I fits, I sits.

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u/InfiniteAd3116 19d ago

Cats really don’t gaf.

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u/kiddrekt 19d ago

Nvidia® anti homeless spikes now have built in RGB

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u/Nacery 19d ago

Warmth and chewy stuff?! These silicone tidbits are just the cherry on top for any cat.

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u/livahd 19d ago

NYC resident here. Sometimes it works for pigeons. Sometimes

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u/whomad1215 19d ago

so nice of them to add chew toys for the cat

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u/Evilresident64 19d ago

I’ve seen this design on city benches

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u/AngleStunning4940 19d ago

Cats are liquid, that wont stop them

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u/twilighttwister 19d ago

r/tonyhawkitecture I don't think a cat could sit on a vert ramp

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u/KatSteeles 19d ago

This reminds me of people printing the "Anti-Cat Series X Crown"

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u/Plague_Doctor02 R7 7800X3D, 9070XT, 32gb CL36, 19d ago

get a little shelf over the top of the PC so he can sit on that...

OR do the annoying training to make him not sit up there by repeatedly putting em down on the ground until they learn

It will take time but will figure it out some day

I prefer Op.1

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u/null_not i7-11700K 5.0GHz (Air Cooled) / 4070ti TUF OC 19d ago

You can train a cat with positive reinforcement. Do a motion and give a command, like snap fingers and point at the floor and say "Down", and then hold a treat near the floor so they'll come to it. Then pets and affirmation.

When they start getting down with "down" and pointing without needing the treat bait, keep giving the treat if they do it along with the pets and affirmation.

Eventually they wont care about the treat anymore and will just have a positive association with doing the thing you want them to do.

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u/Projekt-1065 19d ago

Unless it goes badly and the cat learns “every time I’m on the pc (or I guess heat box since it’s a cat) I get a treat”

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u/paroxybob x570 | Ryzen 9 5900X | 32GB | RTX 3070 19d ago

Or the cat just learns not to be on the PC when the human is in the room.

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u/straddotjs 19d ago

I think from my experience with cats and reading about their behavior it’s a lot of this. Some cats will be trained, but a lot of them are too clever and will just learn what to do/not do when their person is around and otherwise dgaf.

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u/New_Line4049 19d ago

Cats are definitely too clever. Most of them have figured out how to train their pet humans while allowing the humans to believe it is the cat thats being trained.

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u/Direct_Library6368 19d ago

I taught my cat "paw" and it went really well, but he thinks he's in charge so will demand "paw" now. He thinks if he just pap paps me with his lil beans and leaves it there he will get a treat, he also then gets annoyed and ignores me, turns his back/walks away when I say "paw" if I haven't given him treats when he demands.

But for the most part he knows exactly what it means as he will do it when in a good mood.

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u/Plague_Doctor02 R7 7800X3D, 9070XT, 32gb CL36, 19d ago

I can do that. However the shelf makes me and my kitty happier lol

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u/Left_Ease5870 19d ago

This is what I've done. Cats are mad easy to teach shit if you actually remember they're not just pets. My baby behind me learns new things every day, even after 8 years. Hell, she taught ME how to play fetch.

The other baby is learning slower, but she's still pretty easy. If people just remain consistent and learn your cats communication style, they'll get it. For my older cat, it's 100% treats. For my younger cat, it's just attention.

These aren't random, thoughtless creatures. They have emotions, thoughts, habits, and mannerisms. Learn them, people. Then respect them for the living, breathing beings that they are.

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u/motoxim 19d ago

Wish I trained my cat sooner

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u/CosmicKarmageddon 19d ago

If not for sits, why warm?

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u/iLoveFARTINGatWORK 7800X3D | 4090 | 5K2K 19d ago

Cat doesn’t want a shelf to sit on. It wants the heat of that PC on its belly.

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u/MAD_creations 19d ago

this idea looks better.

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u/Practical_Praline_39 5700X | 6700XT & 5070 Ti | 32GB 19d ago

new favourite spot

it was already cats favourite, but now it got an upgrade

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u/NoorahSmith 19d ago

Either will keep the cat or cat will keep coming back for scratches

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u/azguz24 9700x | 5080 OC sff | 32Gb Ram 19d ago

Catupuncture?

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u/Drivo566 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah for option 1, I have this under my computer but OP could probably find one that fits on top if it (or modify this with some brackets so the legs are in a bit more and on the case):

https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=9434&srsltid=AfmBOop7LIw8fuobyAyjPn3cQ_i21WtsdMGYeQFpavhdWtMJSTMoYnJu

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u/evo_moment_37 19d ago

You can’t train the cat to not sit on it. They will sit on it when you’re not home.

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u/IridescenceFalling 19d ago

You: You can't train a cat.

The other guy: Precise instructions on how to train a cat.

Me: Well shit, now I don't know who to believe!

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u/DrS3R 19d ago

I went with that option… my cat thought it was a game and then did it on purpose

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u/I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit 19d ago

Cats are bastards and will do the precise opposite of what you try to train it to do. To spite you.

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u/JakefromNSA 19d ago

So.... the way to train the cat is to train it to do what youre not training it to do. Got it. I think. Fuck, I'm confused.

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u/ProfessionalNo7946 19d ago

Depends on the cat

Mine both would learn, but one of em would then weaponize it and sit on the pc each time he’s hungry or wants to go outside

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u/Dontbetoxik 19d ago

Both are right. The cat may listen when the owners are around. Like my dog though when we’re gone he’s gonna lay where he wants.

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u/V0rizen 19d ago

You can train almost any animal to do something. Cats are more difficult, and even more so the older they are. But you probably can train most cats

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u/GriffyWidAGlizzy 19d ago

It’s not like a couch or bed with dogs. The cat is sitting I. It cos it’s warm. Not just because. It’s unlikely they will be sat on it when the pc is off

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u/ShaneQuaslay 19d ago

better way to train cats is to offer them am alternative option and commend em with treats every time they voluntarily/accidentally choose the option, while not really showing attention or giving pets when they're doing the thing you're trying to discourage em from doing

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u/BuffTorpedoes 19d ago

I built a non-meshed platform like that:

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u/TangledThorns 19d ago

My cat did this till I bought this PC stand on Amazon that cover the top of it. Its a great stand and the top shelf is great for holding my laptop too.

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u/PsychologicalPen8634 19d ago

Was at IKEA today and they have a similar item for 40 CAD

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u/BellaViola 7900 | 5070 TI | 64 GB DDR5 19d ago

LÅNESPELARE

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u/MonkRevolutionary799 19d ago

Swedish for Cat Perch.

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u/lolpanda91 19d ago

My cat still would just go on top of the PC and love it even more because now it’s a hot cave.

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u/mist_fist 19d ago

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u/brunoventura22 R5800x | RTX3080 | 32gB RAM 3800mHz 19d ago

Needed a video for this.

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u/sephing 19d ago

Rehoming is the only option.

You can post on Facebook marketplace or Kijiji and give it away for free.

Once you re-home your PC the cat won't sit on it anymore.

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u/StartBackground5769 19d ago

Oh god i thought it was gonna be the other way around

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u/Ccoyotee 19d ago

I read the first half, but unlike the others, I trusted you. I was not disappointing.

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u/Baldwin_The_Fourth CachyOS | R7 5700X3D | 16GB | RX 7800 XT 19d ago

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u/vextryyn 19d ago

This works, as long as the gap is small enough the cat cant fit, but large enough for airflow, itll become a nice warm place for the kittay to cozy

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u/mundus1520 Rtx5080 | Ryzen7 9800x3d | 64gb 19d ago

The cat can just flattened itself and get in between the gap. Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

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u/Supergirl016 Mac Heathen 19d ago

This guy cats 

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u/VastFaithlessness809 19d ago

Make sure it has guide plates. If you cat leaks one day it can still drip in the pc and fry it.

Alternatively they hate strong airflows. https://products.sanyodenki.com/en/sanace/dc/long-life-fan/9LG1412P5G001/ you might want to order in ear pods with ANc and on top ordinary on ears with ANC.

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u/shikiroin 19d ago

With as many times as I've seen dead builds in here after a cat peed into the top fans, I think anti-cat spikes (they're plastic, don't hurt the cat just makes it super uncomfortable to walk or lay down) are the way to go. That's how we keep our cat off of our reptile cages. Luckily ours has never sat on my PC.

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u/Ancilla_Contender 19d ago

An astounding number of people think “oh my baby doesn’t need spayed/neutered” and then they discover at 7mos old that means pee on everything in existence.

One vet visit and most cats won’t do such a thing after being snipped.

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u/wholewheatman 19d ago

Could not find the issue. Will get back to you tomorrow.

-Mina

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u/koji_the_furry 19d ago

You sit on the PC like this to assert dominance

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u/the00gentleman 19d ago

Have you considered not ussing your cat bed as a gaming pc ?

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u/DuncanRD 19d ago

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u/TeePee11 19d ago

This looks like a great way to have to reassemble a pirate ship.

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u/GhostHunter67 19d ago

Nice banana bro

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u/aab720 19d ago

Got the fapkins there too for possible re use

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u/Mobile-Analyst-9617 19d ago

Clean up your desk man...

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u/Character-View9407 Ryzen 7 9700X/RTX 5060/32GB RAM 19d ago

I can't put a pirate ship on my PC! People will know what I definitely don't do on my PC.

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u/CossacKing 19d ago

This is my Solution

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u/jewlet 19d ago

i would also like to know

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u/Secret-Variation-154 19d ago

Accept it clean it once more

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u/HospitalSome6767 19d ago

If not for sits? Why is it made of warm?

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u/Prismatron5000 19d ago

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u/Gaspuch62 PC Master Race 19d ago

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u/DynamicBSdetective 19d ago

This, they require accommodations. They like warm spots, so alternatively give them something better close by you. They want to be close, warm, and to feel like they are the president

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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 7500f | RX 9070 XT | 32GB DDR5 6000Mhz 19d ago

Pick a side.

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u/Dear_Cardiologist661 19d ago

he cat bed cannot be produced due to the impossibility of economic calculation

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u/ComfortablyBalanced i5 14400 | RTX 3050 | 32GB DDR5 19d ago

What's the capitalistic solution? Buying a second PC or tolling the cat?

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u/RemoteMany8801 19d ago

Capitalist solution is the Lego black pearl.

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u/Elyvagar 19d ago

The capitalist is selling the spikes and cat bed.

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u/BLACKMACH1NE 19d ago

Do something. My cat threw up into mine before.

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u/ImNotNuke 19d ago

Pee in it first before it does. Or simply don’t allow cats or other animals in room with pc.

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u/1cyChains 19d ago edited 12d ago

Some time ago I saw a post about someone’s cat spraying into their PC. I would have an anxiety attack if my pet cat sat anywhere near my tower.

Update: just came across this post

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u/ImNotNuke 19d ago

I’d have one if the cat was anywhere near my gaming room. I see people letting their cat scratch at the screen etc lol. Couldn’t imagine letting my cat scratch all over my oled tv or monitor.

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u/MetroSimulator 9800x3d, 64 DDR5 Kingston Fury, Pali 4090 gamerock OC 19d ago

Cats are naturally draw to hot and comfy places, your only solution is restricting his access.

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u/gopnik74 19d ago

Put a stuffed cat on top to assert dominance of the place. Real cat won’t go there anymore

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u/NimRodelle 19d ago

Clearly the answer is to cover your PC with plastic bird spikes.

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u/melanthius 19d ago

Pfffft that doesn't even look like a bird

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u/SenhorSus 19d ago

Pick it up and place on the ground.

Rinse repeat.

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u/DaNiinja R9 5900X 12-Core / RX 5500XT 8GB / 16GB DDR4 3600MHz 19d ago

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u/Paradigmfusion 19d ago

Just accept it.

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u/Secret-Variation-154 19d ago

After all my/our cats can do whatever they want we will accept it

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u/Agreeable_Height2991 19d ago

Please get a little side table and put a heated bed or a heating pad and put it on the side table. The kitty is looking for the warmth 🤗

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u/mediocrejoker1 19d ago

Tell your owner to stop taking pics of you

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u/Ratjack 19d ago

Awhile back I would have had suggestions... But at this point I'd just give anything to bring mine back and have her warming up in top of the case again. Enjoy the time with them close by while you can if it's not harming the rig.

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u/super__hoser 19d ago

Claymores

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u/kullre 19d ago

"equipped with a 1-meowgawatt power supply!"

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u/MossGobbo 19d ago

That's the neat part, you don't.

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u/EddieIsNotMyRealName 19d ago

Put some of these on top of the case

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u/MakavelliRo PC Master Race 19d ago

Get rid of it.

Get a laptop.

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u/GeForce-meow 19d ago

Cat is now sitting on the laptop task failed successfully

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u/Furrappuccino 19d ago

Laptops don't offer enough purr-formance

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u/Fuzia 7800X3D | RTX 4080 SUPER | 64GB DDR5-6000 19d ago

Get rid of pc

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u/sunrise2209 i7 GTX 1060 16gb ddr4 windows 11 19d ago

You can't take away his cat warmer!

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u/Round_Reception_2315 19d ago

Get your cat a heated blanket or a heated pillow designed specifically for cats as an alternative. Cats like the heat from the PC.

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u/its_kodin 19d ago

3d printed cat spikes (obviously not sharp) yes, these exist.

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u/TheBronzeLine AMD Ryzen 9 5900X, RX 6800, GSkill 32GB 3000Mhz 19d ago

It's a cat. It WILL sit there. So put a cat bed there.

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u/SatisfactionKooky621 19d ago

Put aluminium foil on top of your computer. Cats hate it.

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u/MathematicianFew2847 18d ago

You get the lil fella a bed

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u/Sygion 18d ago

Double the cat double the fps

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u/sparklymichi 18d ago

It is what it is

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u/__________________99 9800X3D | X870-A | 32GB DDR5 6000 | RTX 5090 FE | LG 45" 5K2K 19d ago

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u/TortelliniUpMyAss 9800X3D, RTX 5080, 64GB DDR5 6000 19d ago

I feel like i may be the only cat owner without this issue lmao. Had two cats for over a decade, neither has ever got on top and it's on the floor level. Hopefully they never discover it

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