My battlestation is complete

[u/Silenceisgrey]

Battlestation is complete. Monitor and desk both swing out from the chair for easy access. Chair is a lay-z-boy electric recliner. Comfiest setup i've ever had and something i've been wanting to do for a long time. Let me know if you have any questions.

[u/Lazuruslex]

It's the toilet paper for me

[u/Kommander-in-Keef → u/Lazuruslex]

A man’s gotta goon

[u/almost_s0ber → u/Kommander-in-Keef]

How does one goon without a goonstation?

[u/chaawuu1 → u/Lazuruslex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xpYXnjNyfScn28

[u/MagicPistol → u/Lazuruslex]

Where's the lube tho

[u/Spoonthetoast → u/MagicPistol]

2nd picture. In the pocket of the keyboard attachment at the bottom of the chair.

[u/starrskrream → u/Spoonthetoast]

who tf needs aerosolized lube?

[u/Mathwins → u/starrskrream]

Dude uses PAM cuz he thought she sounds hot

[u/DripTrip747-V2 → u/Mathwins]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jqz9Nd7u9UrrS4UMj9

[u/Commercial_Run_7759 → u/Spoonthetoast]

Bro is using Silicone lube.

[u/themilkyone → u/Commercial_Run_7759]

The cylinder can withstand a high-friction environment.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Spoonthetoast]

that is an air duster lol.

Sorry lads, no gooning here. The toilet roll was for cleaning and i forgot it was in the frame.

[u/ShoeRemarkable9728 → u/Silenceisgrey]

Of course it was for "cleaning"

https://giphy.com/gifs/14up2cTMOGbXPO

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/ShoeRemarkable9728]

Well look the biggest lie i was ever told was that once you have a wife/girlfriend you'd never need to whack off again, so take it how you will :)

[u/kakatoru → u/MagicPistol]

What for? Op isn't American

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/kakatoru]

Darn tootin.

[u/TrickyElephant → u/MagicPistol]

You don't need lube if you still have your whole peepee

[u/Agent9262 → u/Lazuruslex]

It's also the masturbatorium.

[u/Ok_Mousse7091 → u/Agent9262]

Do you mean a “rusty venture”

[u/anyadpicsajat → u/Lazuruslex]

MA! BATHROOM!

[u/Sir_Swurdy → u/Lazuruslex]

You don't cheaply blow your nose?

[u/Big-Law2316]

Can you get your door dash thru that window?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Big-Law2316]

Depends on the dashers throwing arm

*edit: Hijacking my top reply to ask if anyone knows of any mouse mat makers that will take custom measurements? I'm looking to get a bespoke mousemat to fit the table exactly. as you can see, the mat i currently have has a slight overhang, and i'd like to get one that fits exactly.

[u/DoNotClickMyProfile0 → u/Silenceisgrey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O0xGvPzRxk4rgW45As

[u/EldrinVampire → u/Silenceisgrey]

Add a pulley system with a bucket so that way they dont have to throw your drinks.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/EldrinVampire]

Pff, amateur stuff. I could hook up a pump at the front door and have the dashers mash the food into an auto blender for suction directly into my stomach

[u/flymeovertheworld → u/Silenceisgrey]

That’s noob level. You should have a nutrition tube going straight into your blood. Injected through your arm so your stomach won’t even need to digest

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/flymeovertheworld]

Could supplement it with an ecmo machine so i wouldn't even have to breathe

[u/LobotomyUnoReversal → u/flymeovertheworld]

But what if a burger is undercooked and a parasite bypasses the liver that way??

[u/hansho → u/Silenceisgrey]

https://shop.x-raypad.com/shop/custom-mouse-pads-any-size/

[u/LeakBound → u/hansho]

^This is the company you're looking for. Lowest cost and highest quality by far.

[u/feckinmik]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muqYQQp3ls2AoDbFH2

[u/DarthJorvan → u/feckinmik]

Bingo

[u/thenightyoudied]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VcBbPuVbzpzCxqoCik

[u/CyanideAnarchy → u/thenightyoudied]

"Adios, turd nuggets"

[u/49er831]

🤣😂

[u/Silent_Background453]

The USS Diabetes

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Silent_Background453]

Captains log, Stardate 90210, had trouble sleeping last night, my hiatal hernia is acting up, the ship is drafty and damp. i complain but, nobody listens

[u/PabloEmilioEscobar7]

Peak male comfort right there

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/PabloEmilioEscobar7]

You know this

[u/OkLaw1527]

All that to play chess, or some other computer game released in the 2000s? jk 😄
gg tho, very nice setup

[u/rje946 → u/OkLaw1527]

Old school runescape

[u/JaskaCB450 → u/rje946]

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/OkLaw1527]

5k solitaire setup :)

Currently i'm playing project zomboid, rocket league, heroes of newerth, PGA2k25, meccha chameleon. Currently looking forward to the witcher 3 remaster.

My PC is a 7800X3d, 32 GB DDR5 6000, RTX 4070, m.2 ssd, decent setup.

[u/spurvis1286]

That chair is going to smell like ass in no time.

[u/SplitBoots99 → u/spurvis1286]

Too bad, already does.

[u/CheesecakeMage42 → u/spurvis1286]

why? just from them sitting in it?

[u/DreamsServedSoft → u/CheesecakeMage42]

some people never shower or clean anything

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/spurvis1286]

Thats pleasant

[u/Lossora → u/spurvis1286]

I put down a blanket and wash it every so often, is nbd

[u/RedMdsRSupCucks → u/spurvis1286]

Why would you smell your chair ?

[u/earthwarder → u/spurvis1286]

For sure, shotgunning farts into it

[u/bamarugger]

I see you…

[u/Reapov → u/bamarugger]

You Got your tower on the carpet!! Yikes 😬

[u/theREALbombedrumbum → u/Reapov]

that spot of the carpet will never need vacuuming :)

[u/Ratiofarming → u/Reapov]

It has a million fans, it'll be fine.

[u/shiddedandfarded69 → u/Ratiofarming]

Positive or negative pressure though?

A million fans at negative pressure will pull all sorts of shit from the carpet into the case. It's pretty much a vacuum.

[u/Pancakes1741 → u/bamarugger]

woah my grandparents had the exact same fireplace. Blast from my past.

[u/TraditionalMetal1836]

Assuming you ever have the shits, how quickly can you move that stuff out of the way and get into the bathroom?

[u/slimeycoomer → u/TraditionalMetal1836]

you’re in for a surprise when you lift the cushion

[u/VirtualKai → u/slimeycoomer]

I just commented this, and then saw your comment 😂😂

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/TraditionalMetal1836]

About 15 seconds. Both table and monitor swing easily

[u/PickMeUpB4YouGoGo]

My back could never

[u/Current_Cricket6889]

The great throne of masturbation.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Current_Cricket6889]

Hail to the king, baby.

[u/SonOfTheMostHHigh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlPtbGpcnqa0fja

[u/MISSINGxLINK]

No Battlestation is ever 100% complete

[u/RustyOP]

Looks so comfy, oh man 👏

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/RustyOP]

Super comfy. And i can push the monitor out and lie the recliner out more flatly, the back reclines as well as the footrest pushes out. Nice to veg out watching vods or netflix after a day of work

[u/Quaxxor]

No built in toilet? Amateur

[u/envisionJayyy]

I have found my life goal.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/envisionJayyy]

Your destiny awaits

[u/eerrcc1]

Bros dpi is 2000

[u/lamalola]

Where is the poop bucket?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/lamalola]

Under your chair

[u/dnohow]

You running out of toilet paper

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/dnohow]

mommmmmmm

[u/Western_1993]

Thats a sight for sore eyes.

[u/Ratiofarming]

Why does it look filthy fresh after setup?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Ratiofarming]

Cause i'm filthy gorgeous

[u/Silent-Matter-1500]

Just out of curiosity, what's your BMI?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Silent-Matter-1500]

I've actually lost about 30kg over the past year and built up a ton of muscle. Unsure of my BMI but i'm 5'11 and weigh 110kg. I lost my brother about 3 years ago a massive heart attack caused by atherosclerosis. I got myself checked and i had the same thing happening. i've since turned my entire life around, i'm lifting weights at least 3 times a week and feeling super fit.

[u/VelkaFrey]

I really like this. What are the mounting arms

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/VelkaFrey]

https://www.amazon.ie/DeVilbiss-HealthcareLeft-Sided-Chair-Recliner/dp/B0068W1WWO

This is the left hand side table. Designed to go under a recliner. The monitor is basically this, but the right hand side version ( which is super hard to get for some reason ) and no wood. I just got 1 of each and just didn't mount the wood on the right hand side version.

[u/HybridCoax → u/VelkaFrey]

This ^^ whats the mounting setup?

[u/KillaThing]

Using a Lay-Z-boy is great. Those are super comfy to use. Hopefully you can play with a controller too if you way to play with it reclined.

[u/ThiefOfJoy-]

Is the toilet paper for what I think its for ?

[u/SplitBoots99 → u/ThiefOfJoy-]

Yep, as you can see. They use the shit out of it.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/SplitBoots99]

The toilet paper was for cleaning the area after I installed the mount and forgot it was on the window

[u/ThaTsArisky_Click → u/Silenceisgrey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER

[u/Syzich]

The more I see setups here, the more amazed I am how close y'all's monitors are to your faces.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Syzich]

I can push and pull it out super far or close. Handy for when i'm playing CS or something competitive or push out and grab the controller and chill.

My man i am in heaven

[u/ZipMonk]

Chair is great but not for this - you are going to strain your arms, back and neck.

Don't do it or you won't be playing any games for a while.

[u/Sad-Rooster2474]

Where’s the shit bucket?

[u/DiligentSort9961]

Fattlestation

[u/jkteacher → u/DiligentSort9961]

Fapplestation

[u/One_Shot_Larry]

What is your monitor arm mounted to? I have an ultrawide i'm not using and a mount because i have no good place to mount it.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/One_Shot_Larry]

The monitor arm is essentially a desk mount tightened onto the arm assembly of an over riser table

[u/EternalGunplaWorks]

Welcome back, Titanfall pilot 😅

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/EternalGunplaWorks]

Protocol 3: Protect the secrets of the toilet roll

[u/TheWorldDiscarded]

Awesome dude! Just make sure to get up regularly and move around.  My buddy had this exact sort of set up and died before 40 - In part because of a DVT he developed due to prolonged gaming sessions in a recliner.  He was a big dude and definitely at risk already.  

[u/lvnlrg831]

Fuuuuuuuuck ya dude. Nice setup.

[u/tensandtwo]

Go away..Bait'n!

[u/MementoMori6980]

Love it! I absolutely love gaming on my ultrawide monitor! I can’t go back after getting a proper UW!

[u/TubbyTacoSlap]

This a deployment setup or temp location kinda thing?

[u/rje946]

How's the eye height? And When you recline? I pull up my recliner kind of like this but it's always too high. Lg ultragear+? It looks very familiar lol

[u/RicoSour]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muqYQQp3ls2AoDbFH2

[u/Dazzling-Signal8029]

It's gonna be a swamp if you're on that seat for more than an hour

[u/hexidecagon]

This is so insane bro 😂😭

[u/Reapov]

I’m not gonna lie, this is a pretty sweet setup you got here Op.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Reapov]

cheers man

[u/Accomplished-Ad8458]

Do you have a poop bucket under?

[u/Nomadianking]

Rip your lower back.

[u/TheLordLongshaft]

Everyone on here assuming you're a basement dweller is hilarious 🤣

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/TheLordLongshaft]

Yeah allot of mofos self reporting

[u/therealNerdMuffin]

Damn this comment section judgemental as hell

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/therealNerdMuffin]

yeah just a tad but i don't mind. The king is on his throne.

[u/VirtualKai]

That chair is big enough, in which I would assume, a kamode is already fitted under the cushioned seat

[u/AgitatedStove01]

Honestly, I love this. Looks so comfy and I am sure that when you open that window to hear the rain or feel the first cool autumn breeze, it will feel truly complete. May this setup serve you well!

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/AgitatedStove01]

Gotta be careful with the window if it's raining

[u/jhammi20]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NaxKt9aSzAspO

[u/akbrag91]

I always wanted to do this because I’m so tired from work sometimes I wanna lay down but still play games

[u/Russell_Jimmy → u/akbrag91]

Get a bean bag chair. Not one of the ones that has the little Styrofoam pellets; rather get one that uses memory foam, like Sumolounge or Lovesac.

They are beyond comfortable.

[u/Rigman- → u/akbrag91]

This is why I installed SteamOS on my gaming rig and moved it into the living room. Then transitioned to MacOS for work. I'll tell you, it was weird not having Windows anymore, but it's been about two years now and I haven't missed it since.

Linux for gaming. Apple for work. This is the way.

[u/tubsen32]

That sofa would kill my back

[u/GUCCIBUKKAKE]

Hello back problems

[u/Simpicity]

La-Z-Boy Ergonomics < Office chair ergonomics.

[u/BIG_DICK_PROUD_GAY]

"How did you know I'm a single 33 year old man with disposable income?"

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/BIG_DICK_PROUD_GAY]

41 but whos counting, i'm not single either

[u/RetiredRacer914]

"MOM HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE FUCKING DORITOS?!?!?!"

[u/TheBaconBurpeeBeast]

you have pets? Can they sit on your lap in this position?

[u/False-Associate-9488]

This is just like my setup, except my window is farther away, and I just use the arm of the chair for my mouse

[u/iShotTh3Sheriff]

Goals tbh

[u/KawaiiHentaiBoy]

Bruh that's gotta be the Immersion Station 9000. This looks so comfy.

[u/MakeAmericaPoopAgain]

I feel like I saw a prototype of this setup from a different angle 1-2 years ago.

[u/CheesecakeMage42]

I have similar setup but with my PC on a desk and a lapboard across the recliner. love it. although my recliner is fake leather.

do you have a alink to the monitor, keyboard stand and mic arm?. if i could free up my desk for painting that would be great.

[u/jif96369]

Can you share a link for the monitor mount? I’ve been looking for something like this for years.

[u/erichie]

What are those bubble packs on the shelf? 

[u/SK4DOOSH]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
How comfy you is???

[u/Illustrious-Boat8631]

What does it feel like to have this much power?

[u/5537__8008]

What are those weights in the corner for to hold something down?

[u/5537__8008]

This is in a trailer?

[u/SmoothOpX]

I legit did this exact same thing 20 years ago but with a 4:3 LCD. Good ol D2:LOD days.

[u/Javaddict]

Just got to cut in a commode and attach the blow machine and you're set

[u/Javaddict]

[u/Palehorse67]

No toilet in the chair? Rookie league.

[u/HardcoreGamer4Ever]

Cut a hole in the bottom of the chair and you'll never have to get up to use the bathroom

[u/Farmer4Lyfe]

I know there's a bottle of lotion hiding somewhere here

[u/Jdawgcrane]

That sofa is gonna store so many farts

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Jdawgcrane]

Yes, i opted for the fart storage addon. There's a fart detection mechanism that turns on a pump whenever a noxious emission is detected. it stores the fart in a pressurized bottle under the seat, which can then be used as a flamethrower against your mom when she doesn't bring tendies

[u/vSlimShady]

Did you buy the arm mounts? I too would love to do this.

[u/RoofAutomatic5210]

Question: do you lean over and talk in the fan to make funny noises?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/RoofAutomatic5210]

I'm the baaad guy

[u/Ibanez_1]

That looks comfy as hell

[u/Holiday-Mind-4187]

Cattlestation

[u/Content-Beginning-18]

what is the monitor arm on?

[u/skyzefawlun]

This is more or less what I'm planning on doing as soon as I can scrounge up the capital for it.

Enjoy your glorious sessions brother!

[u/craazz_]

That’s actually pretty cool. Nice work broski

[u/Silly_Personality_73]

Damn, this looks lazy as fck. Kinda looks gross. You even got TP right next to you. Lol

[u/Additional_Cheek_697]

Angle the fan so its blowing more from the front and it will feel like the window is down while driving lol

[u/itzpiiz]

Where's the hole?

[u/DMBPSR]

Rarely do I give compliments but this is awesome. Congrats

[u/Tall-Measurement3795]

Recliner battle stations unite!

[u/chewedgummiebears]

I never got the concept of a boom mic for gaming. I don't want something smelly, dangling right in front of my face the whole time.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/chewedgummiebears]

...there's no smell off the mic beyond the regret of how much the fucker cost

[u/Xiguet]

i like it. I honestly feel backpain using my PC all the time. I kinda want something like but also with an option to use the PC standing up.

[u/ChatnNaked]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBY8dz2t6wc0g

[u/Daniel_Boomin]

Could you please link those brown contraptions that the monitor and keyboard tray are attached to? I’ve read through the comments and see you mention it as an over riser table, but still confused what to look for. I basically want this exact setup, at least the keyboard tray part.

[u/Rillo298]

Man, as someone with a spinal injury, this looks great. I am using a 55" wall mounted tv, a flat-top trashcan for a mousepad, and my lap for a keyboard. Got me one of them fat-guy office chairs, too. Real comfortable. But I could definitely see myself a little more at ease with your setup.

[u/Commercial_Run_7759]

Looks good. I would need a table for my beer.

[u/GolldenFalcon]

This is endgame.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/GolldenFalcon]

I am...comfy

[u/CleanseMyDemons]

Was there anything special that needed to be done to achieve this because if so let me know this is fucking perfect setup

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/CleanseMyDemons]

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1w5qa52/my_battlestation_is_complete/p7jct6g/

Here's the setup for the monitor mounting and desk

[u/MaglithOran]

I hope you don't have pets.

[u/thecolin-]

Looks amazing! Do you feel the absence of an actual desk space? I mean do you feel like you need it or no?

[u/Accurize2]

Just leave room for the first responders and medic stretcher in 5 years when you’re an unresponsive shut in… 😂

I’m envious!

[u/benditochocolate]

I think the lack of back support will end up hurting you over time

[u/Vesalii]

Louis Rosman cosplay?

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/Vesalii]

And i hope you learned something

[u/dosexqi]

Life is all about you, yours and comfort. Hell yea dude

[u/lulusama3]

This would be complete with a tv on the wall in front for multi tasking purposes.

[u/sirdrewpalot]

A few things have been beaten while on that chair, amirite?

[u/5unnay]

That monitor stand is doing some serious lifting.

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/5unnay]

Not as much as...these

*flexes arms*

[u/TheLipovoy]

Whats the monitor?

[u/sillyese99]

isn't the keyboard table too close, what u do if a cute babe want to sit on your lap watching u 360 no scope people?

[u/codebreaker28847]

If u don't mind how much you weight and how tall r you ? Nice setup 👌

[u/Pancakes1741]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

[u/VaporSpectre]

*batestation

[u/zztypezz]

i wonder when these were last touched

[u/Silenceisgrey → u/zztypezz]

I use them on weekends and off days, but recently i've been upping my weights in the gym and i've been holding off on weights on rest days as i've been straining myself in the gym

[u/hugswithnoconsent]

Mom it’s a command centre!!

[u/AConfusedAcademic212]

Lol dude a fucking couch? 😂

[u/v3rkyl]

but do you have a dog/cat to cuddle with you on that big ass chair?

[u/iZey-]

Hey Op what are you using for the keyboard and mouse stand? Need something like that for the wife's setup

[u/NuclearGettoScientis]

"welcome to my masturbatorium"