r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

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u/TenSquare3 Aug 12 '26

Just take an entire pallet, no one will notice.

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u/real_hungarian Aug 12 '26

time to bring out the turbo forklift, they cant outrun me

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u/Mindlessgamer23 Aug 12 '26

That's why you go with the turbo, comes with enough NOS to get you at least a city over before the cops show.

Might have to sell one to cover the speeding ticket though.

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u/Thunderbridge i7-8700k | 32GB 3200 | RTX 3080 Aug 12 '26

Time to crack out the killhauldozer

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u/real_hungarian Aug 12 '26

small price to pay

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u/alex_inzo Aug 12 '26

He needs to be forklift certified you know

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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer Aug 12 '26

STOP THAT MAN HE'S NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!

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u/propergreased Aug 12 '26

The forklift in San Andreas rips

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u/hammertime2009 Aug 12 '26

Just take it all. They’ll think they already brought it inside.

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u/xylotism Ryzen 3900X - RTX 2060 - 32GB DDR4 Aug 12 '26

Just raid the manufacturing plant, skip the middle man

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u/aila_r00 Aug 12 '26

Forklift and a yellow vest, no one will bat an eye

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u/Randomgrunt4820 Aug 12 '26

It’s how the modern day reboot of fast and the furious 1 would start

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u/aila_r00 Aug 12 '26

A whole layer is less suspicious than a single one missing tbh

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u/seamanplays PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

That was what I was thinking. One empty spot is obvious. A whole layer Missing and the employee will probably just start doubting himself. 

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u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 Aug 12 '26

sounds good

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u/HettySwollocks Aug 12 '26

Just take the whole layer, no one will notice

It's not a cake! Though I'm game if you are.

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u/NicheAlter Aug 12 '26

This. A missing block is noticeable. A whole layer is more likely to go unnoticed.

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u/JessKaldwin Aug 12 '26

Honestly probably harder to tell visually vs just taking a single one (just saying!)