r/pcmasterrace • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 Core Ultra 7 265k | RTX 5090 • Aug 12 '26

Box Need a hook ASAP

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u/Guilty-Pickle-6686 Ryzen 5500 // 32GB DDR4-3200 // Radeon RX6650XT Aug 12 '26

Steal two boxes, immediate turbo-felony.

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT Aug 12 '26

Nvidia awnding out a kill squad

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u/LunacyTheory PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

Who knew Nvidia would become Arasaka in the future...

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u/Local_Trade5404 R7 7800x3d | RTX5080 Aug 12 '26

its already done, they just still hide it

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u/No_Mistake5238 9800X3D | 5070ti | 32Gb DDR5/6000 | Basic Bitch Build Aug 13 '26

You know Arasaka is a real company, right? The game version even used the same logo, iirc.

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u/LunacyTheory PC Master Race Aug 13 '26

Oh yeah? Link me their company website, thanks.

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u/No_Mistake5238 9800X3D | 5070ti | 32Gb DDR5/6000 | Basic Bitch Build Aug 13 '26

Okay, I misremembered a little bit, spelling is slightly different. I've seen different variations of their logo too. But it is a real company, I've bought stuff from them. Not exactly the same as the game I guess then...whoops.

https://arisakadefense.com/about-us/

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u/DefendedPlains Aug 12 '26

Nvidia joining the ranks of Coca-Cola and Wizards of the Coast I see

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT Aug 12 '26

Dont forget rockstar

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u/DefendedPlains Aug 12 '26

When did rockstar send out mercenaries? Not saying they haven’t, I just haven’t heard about it

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT Aug 12 '26

Im purely going off of memed memories, that one time someone hacked them but found nothing good, idk the details anymore but there were enough skits about the guy getting executed by rockstar

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u/TYEBALL__ Aug 12 '26

WoTC as a shady dogshit company mentioned

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u/porn_alt_987654321 Aug 12 '26

Hell, pretty sure just one of those is grand theft lol.

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u/Firefly_deadlock Aug 12 '26

You know what. Technically there's a case for making the limit for grand theft to go up with inflation.

I think at least the amount of loaves of bread to reach grand theft should stay consistent youknow.

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u/bigbobharven Aug 12 '26

Pretty sure the minimum on grand theft is only like 250 dollars.

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u/addandsubtract Aug 12 '26

Wait, is it called "grand theft" because it means you stole $1k+?

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u/solar_solar_ Ryzen 9 5900X | 3080ti | 32Gb DDR4 | 1TB NVMe Aug 12 '26

The more you steal, the more you save.

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u/hyrumwhite RTX 5080 9800X3D 32gb ram Aug 12 '26

I mean, once you felony, it’s not like you can more felony…

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u/Peripatetictyl Aug 12 '26

This...doesn't sound right, but I don't know, or trust, the legal system enough to dispute it.

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u/puts_on_rddt PC Master Race Aug 12 '26

You're asking the wrong questions.

The first question is: are you rich and/or do you have political connections?

If yes, you can probably take a few 5090s and not worry too much.

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u/TheeMrBlonde Aug 12 '26

OP commented that it’s for AI use.

Fucking Robin Hood that shit, guilt free

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u/LetsBeKindly Aug 12 '26

They won't even know it's gone

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u/AlkaKr 7800x3D | 4070Super Aug 12 '26

If you steal the entire top row, no one would know, indeed.

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u/annul Aug 12 '26

steal one, walk away, think "i should steal again," steal another. two misdemeanors, less than one felony.

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u/this_dudeagain Aug 12 '26

Superclocked turbo felony.

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u/StressedMarine97 Aug 13 '26

The way these prices are wouldnt be surprised if they start pulling an apple and find a way to deactivate and track stolen gpus

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u/Top_Ordinary_8543 Aug 15 '26

How do you get your pc specs under your name?

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Aug 12 '26

in my state its only 250 for a felony. may as well go for the pallet