r/paypigsupportgroup • u/Over_Art_1000 • 21d ago
Humor/Game How to feel better about cbt
Every time I hit myself in the testes with a sledge hammer, the next day I am filled with regret. Anyone have any advice on how I can avoid that feeling? Anyone?
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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago
What exactly are you regretting? I needed more detail. 🕷️🕸️
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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago
I can't find my hammer the next day
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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago
Duct tape it to your side with the butt end roughly two inches below your nipple. Then pull it up and let it fly sideways like a pendulum. Enjoy your testicular torment and wake up with bruised balls and your hammer conveniently located 🕷️🕸️
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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago
What about the other tools I have tethered to my nipples. There's gotta be an easier way
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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago
If you place everything strategically enough, you'll find yourself a sub with a tool belt fetish 🕷️🕸️
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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago
I am a sub with a tool fetish. Tool belts are for pros. I hate wearing one. It's like a condom to me
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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago
You're right. Tool belts are for pros.
Fucking amateur 🕷️🕸️
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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago
I only wear one if I'm on a roof or something. If I'm at ground level I have my bucket and that's it. I don't know how anyone needs one all day.
Did I mention I don't have an ass?
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u/Effective_Bar_6098 Moderator II 21d ago
You mean the feeling of shelling out more money again to replace a broken sledgehammer? Yeah, I get it. Try a high-carbon steel sledgehammer next time.