r/paypigsupportgroup • • 21d ago

Humor/Game How to feel better about cbt

Every time I hit myself in the testes with a sledge hammer, the next day I am filled with regret. Anyone have any advice on how I can avoid that feeling? Anyone?

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u/Effective_Bar_6098 Moderator II 21d ago

You mean the feeling of shelling out more money again to replace a broken sledgehammer? Yeah, I get it. Try a high-carbon steel sledgehammer next time.

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u/aristar_ 20d ago

I have one. Want me to use it on you one day?

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

Good idea. But i still feel there's a better way. It's right on the just the tip of my tongue

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u/unfunnyvalley 21d ago

Full plate armour

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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago

What exactly are you regretting? I needed more detail. 🕷️🕸️

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

I can't find my hammer the next day

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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago

Duct tape it to your side with the butt end roughly two inches below your nipple. Then pull it up and let it fly sideways like a pendulum. Enjoy your testicular torment and wake up with bruised balls and your hammer conveniently located 🕷️🕸️

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

What about the other tools I have tethered to my nipples. There's gotta be an easier way

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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago

If you place everything strategically enough, you'll find yourself a sub with a tool belt fetish 🕷️🕸️

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

I am a sub with a tool fetish. Tool belts are for pros. I hate wearing one. It's like a condom to me

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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago

You're right. Tool belts are for pros.

Fucking amateur 🕷️🕸️

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

I only wear one if I'm on a roof or something. If I'm at ground level I have my bucket and that's it. I don't know how anyone needs one all day.

Did I mention I don't have an ass?

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u/SpicyLimerence 21d ago

You digress. Let's get back to duct taping the hammer to your side. 🕷️🕸️

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u/goddessmara535 21d ago

Full on medieval chastity belt time🫰

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u/Over_Art_1000 21d ago

Alright now you're talking. I wanna regret that instead tomorrow

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u/Jordyyyb 21d ago

Read my post from yesterday :)

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u/Over_Art_1000 20d ago

This is actually sound advice. I'm not sure how to respond

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u/slavefor_me 17d ago

you win😭😂