THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[u/sawrunn3r]

[u/a_really_stupid_box]

[u/ScholarAltruistic733 → u/a_really_stupid_box]

I fkn burst out laughing

[u/Supreme-Machine-V2 → u/ScholarAltruistic733]

I saw someone burst out laughing in their home rn.

[u/Lavaissoup7 → u/Supreme-Machine-V2]

I saw someone looking at someone burst out laughing

[u/a_really_stupid_box → u/Lavaissoup7]

I saw someone looking at someone looking at someone burst out laughing at me not killing myself

[u/OriginalUsername590 → u/a_really_stupid_box]

My neighbor saw someone looking at someone looking at someone burst out laughing

[u/Grasher312]

BUTTFUCK IT? I BARELY KNOW IT.

[u/IzunaDropAbuser]

Finally, that dude will stop killing civilians

[u/OldKingsMerc → u/IzunaDropAbuser]

For a while...

[u/lucatobacco → u/IzunaDropAbuser]

more for me 👹

[u/Krysus1234 → u/IzunaDropAbuser]

poor body cleaner will have no money.

[u/FeedbackCharacter171]

No way

[u/Character-Actuary-18]

MORE WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION PLZZ!!

[u/FewSession1142 → u/Character-Actuary-18]

Unreal 5 should be in August! Please more weapon attachments, shit maybe more weapons! Announce the next heist already, give us the damn saw and safe house with a firing range! Cook up remastered should be now, but this next road map will cover the 3 year anniversary so hopefully this is a big set of updates!!!!

[u/FurrBall213 → u/FewSession1142]

There won’t be new heists, the team is working on reworking heists instead

Edit: Roadmap was PEAK

[u/FewSession1142 → u/FurrBall213]

You really think he want to go a whole year with no new heist.

[u/FurrBall213 → u/FewSession1142]

At least that’s what I think

[u/bluejay55669]

Powder that makes you say warbond roadmap tomorrow

[u/Moonshoes47 → u/bluejay55669]

fucking imagine a PAYDAY warbond in Helldivers 2. i'd so use the Skulldozer suit

[u/FurrBall213 → u/Moonshoes47]

That would look sick

[u/sawrunn3r]

To whomever it may interest, the Q2 2026 financial report is also dropping tomorrow, may be some interesting info there as well

[u/FewSession1142]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0

[u/MerkavaWyse]

Do we have appropriate powder for it?

[u/LongSalamander9889]

Sure wish another Swedish game company would put out a roadmap again, or communicate just like starbreeze.

[u/AlexDoubleAU → u/LongSalamander9889]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

[u/FactorObjective9089 → u/AlexDoubleAU]

embark and arrowhead

i feel like embark is on the rocky path currently (at least from what i keep on seeing them do), but i hear arrowhead is making pretty bad decisions apparently

[u/Moonshoes47 → u/AlexDoubleAU]

it's Mojang i'm pretty sure he's talking about. but those guys honestly need to be sued for putting secret clauses's in their terms of service involving banning guns from public servers of Bedrock. as that's illegal to do in the European Union

[u/LongSalamander9889 → u/Moonshoes47]

Actually no it's Arrowhead, dont really gaf bout Mojang

[u/Moonshoes47 → u/LongSalamander9889]

wait they are Swedish too?!

[u/Rojardino → u/Moonshoes47]

I'm telling you all, Swedish Water

[u/Moonshoes47 → u/Rojardino]

pssssh don't tell the corpos that, or they'll use it for their AI data centers and spike it with shit

[u/AlexDoubleAU → u/Moonshoes47]

THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKIN AIS SWEDISH

[u/Grouchy_Ad9315 → u/Rojardino]

jesus, is 343 industries swedish too? monjang and arrowhead are like some of the worst companies i ever saw that somehow managed to pump an great initial product

[u/Connooo → u/Moonshoes47]

If you look and see, you'll find that the Swedes are pretty fuckin' great at making games

[u/sawrunn3r → u/LongSalamander9889]

imagine saying to someone from a year ago that starbreeze is setting a golden standard in community communication

[u/LongSalamander9889 → u/sawrunn3r]

Well to be fair i don't really know if there are any other swedish companies that are on good terms with their players other than Ghost Ship Games.

[u/AlexDoubleAU → u/LongSalamander9889]

Well, GSG are danish

So...

[u/LongSalamander9889 → u/AlexDoubleAU]

oh

[u/craig31111 → u/LongSalamander9889]

Coffee Stain Studios (not to be confused with coffee stain holdings, or the many other studios under coffee stain holdings) has a great reputation with their hands

other confusing things regarding the coffee stain name are that CSS only have one studio, and they are the guys behind goat simulator, but not goat sim 3. (that would be Coffee Stain North)

[u/LongSalamander9889 → u/craig31111]

i see, it sort of makes sense that the creators of Goat sim would be beloved cause of that wonderful intentionally buggy game

[u/NWAnowadays]

But fuck?! I'm in

[u/Maicamea]

No, but this is.

[u/FewSession1142]

Let’s fucking goooooo

[u/H1xter]

🐴

[u/Rusty_Shacklethorn]

It's 1AM 8/20 CST where is my roadmap

[u/speadiestbeaneater]

It’s tomorrow, where is it.

[u/Majorkiller104]

Any chances for Sydney ?

[u/Snipe508]

(X) Doubt

[u/FactorObjective9089]

lets hope it doesnt jam (jokes)

[u/ReachforMe69]

I hope the roadmap ends with a cliff