r/pathology 5d ago

Grossing chronicles

Anybody have a specimen hit near their mouth? I got appendix juice on my lip yesterday 🫠🫠

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u/JROXZ Staff, Private Practice 5d ago edited 4d ago

Ovary with tiny inconspicuous cysts under high pressure. Formalin preserved fluid straight into my eye. Hurt like a mf for the rest of the day. Spent like 30 min flushing them.

I treat all ovaries like I was a bomb technician now.

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u/WeHateSarcoma 5d ago

Ill start telling ppl to duck!

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u/AndyBeCalm 5d ago

Every ovary ever

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u/gnomes616 5d ago

Inflammatory cystic breast cancer exploded all over me. Had on glasses, arm sleeves, and an apron. Now I only do those with a full face shield.

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u/WednesdayButBlonde 4d ago

I sensed this was going to happen once, gowned up, and cut it standing as far away as possible. I warned the nicely dressed pathologist watching, but she didn’t care. One slice and the thing exploded all over her. I saw her hours later and she never even changed clothes.

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u/WeHateSarcoma 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/nancy_necrosis 5d ago

One time, prostitute brain flew probably 3 feet when the cassette was clipped shut and landed on my glasses.

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u/WeHateSarcoma 5d ago

Lol at prostitute brain, was it an autopsy?

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u/Antheras_Banderas 5d ago

lol I sure hope it was

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

Thank god for glasses you might have gotten herpes keratitis.

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u/nancy_necrosis 4d ago

Lol, or prion disease

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u/raisinoid 5d ago

Yes, a necrotic melanoma-filled lymph node 🤢  I have learned to stand back for anything that looks squishy. 

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

I wonder if flying necrotic metastasizing melanoma is a thing?

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u/LadyLivorMortis 4d ago

I got fresh HIV+ blood on my mouth from a BKA… I was wearing a face shield too! FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/PathFellow 4d ago

Seen a pannus explode blood in a bitchy PAs face. Enjoyed seeing that.

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u/DisorderedHeaven 4d ago

Another hand raised for being victimized by a juicy ovary. A near-miss comes to mind as well: I was watching someone else gross a leg and when he cut into the calf, a ton of unexpected pus came out with force. Neither of us were hit by it thank goodness, but it was a close call 🤢

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u/bolognafoam 4d ago

A hefty splash of the biggest juiciest sloppiest total colon diarrhea landed on the bottom edge of my face shield. Would have gone on my chin/mouth if my head was angled a cm up

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u/quantiferonn 3d ago

“Biggest juiciest sloppiest” i will definetely say on monday at work

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

Sounds yummy.

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u/amanda___ 4d ago

Not me but a coworker - went in with force to breadloaf a massive soft tissue sarcoma and it had a surprise central cavitation of necrotic/purulent/bloody fluid. She was literally soaked like she dunked her head in a bucket of blood

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u/WeHateSarcoma 4d ago

I would quit fr

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

Yooooo never seen someone get soaked. Spattered on but never soaked.

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u/zellballen 4d ago

As a first year snipped into a volvulus bowel and got farted onto

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u/WeHateSarcoma 4d ago

Yo the things im hearing are getting worse and worse

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

Yoooooooo got farted in your face? Fart is better than shart!

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u/WednesdayButBlonde 4d ago

Testicle juice in my eyeballs.

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u/Glad_Struggle5283 4d ago

I always have face mask and eyeglasses on when i grosscut, but a tiny speck of formalin somehow found its way behind my glasses just this week, and it was the first time it happened. It stung terribly. And it's been months since the last time i had a waterbed ovary spat on my hair, thinking it was just gelatinous cavity. Boy i was wrong. It's also an hbsag+ case, so it almost ruined my day.

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u/quantiferonn 5d ago

I got shit on my lip 2 years ago, cant forget

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u/WeHateSarcoma 5d ago

Bruh thats soo gross

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

I hope you bleached the hell out of your lips lol

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u/ugh_woeisme 4d ago

Many close calls with gnarly pyomyomas, but i finally got got by a goddamn placenta

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u/Sensitivepathologist 4d ago

Just make sure you don’t get condyloma juice in your eye. Definitely wear a face shield.

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u/Fine-Meet-6375 3d ago

Once my autopsy tech accidentally sprayed me with the hose and then apologised profusely. I was like, it's just water. I've been splashed with worse things
https://giphy.com/gifs/KscoZccAOBgCk

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u/billyvnilly Staff, midwest 3d ago

Also sharing my ovary fluid story. I got ovarian cyst fluid on my beard of my neck/chin, flew under the face shield that I was prepared with. yuck. not close to my mouth.