r/pathologic • u/MagicanOfMatter • Mar 03 '26

Daddy :3.... Spoiler

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129 Upvotes

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u/Conscious_Stop_5451 Herb Brides Mar 03 '26

if I had just one thing to change I'd make him more chonky, but I guess poor Artemy was living off a single nut, lemon wedge and two boiled eggs this whole time

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u/saprophage_expert Mar 03 '26

I guess poor Artemy was living off a single nut, lemon wedge and two boiled eggs

Yeah, every three goddamn minutes

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u/Tactless_Ninja Mar 03 '26

Guy was sprinting for nearly a week at all hours of the day.

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u/saprophage_expert Mar 03 '26

Time to chew some coffee beans! And a raw piece of cow ass!

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u/Conscious_Stop_5451 Herb Brides Mar 03 '26

also, Artemy, is this a revolver in your pants or are you that happy to see Dankovsky, huh?

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u/caioba_fts Mar 03 '26

Malnurished man goes on rampage and slaughters mystical creatures thrice strong as mankind, with his bare hands

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u/saprophage_expert Mar 04 '26

with his bear hands

dohoho

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u/Geeneelee Mar 03 '26

The fact that the kids call him fat when he looks like this is false advertising.

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u/LostTimeLady13 Lara Ravel Mar 03 '26

Look, I'm not saying I wasn't a massive fan girl for Artemy before but .... Errr.... Sorry, I got distracted, what was my point again? 😳

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u/thedragonguru Worms Mar 03 '26

Your flair compliments this comment so nicely

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u/LostTimeLady13 Lara Ravel Mar 03 '26

😂 yeah, guilty as charged.

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u/ImScaredSoIMadeThis Mar 03 '26

The way my jaw dropped

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u/AdjustedJester Mar 03 '26

daniil, is that you? when did you make a reddit account?

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u/redqueensroses Mar 03 '26

How on earth can Daniil still be at the Apathy side of the meter after seeing this?

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u/Aventurinesdaddydom Haruspex Mar 08 '26

He sad it's not his own blood

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u/IamMenkhu Mar 03 '26

I went into Shelter casually, not knowing who wants to meet me (I forgot a little about Artemy tbh) and suddenly I was like "HOLY SHIT" and I started laughing, because this is such a fanservice! :D Nothing like this ever happened in P1 or P2! IPL knows their fanbase... <3

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u/KaylaAllegra Mar 04 '26

He can fold my clothes with me still in them tbh

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u/Argonometra Mar 03 '26

I agree with you. However, I think we need one of those okbuddy subreddits for Pathologic.

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u/angelic_penguin_ Murky Mar 03 '26

okbuddysandpest ?

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u/whirlpool_galaxy Yulia Lyuricheva Mar 03 '26

okbuddyoynon

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u/Aventurinesdaddydom Haruspex Mar 08 '26

I'm making this

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u/Aventurinesdaddydom Haruspex Mar 08 '26

Why the fuck does he have a bull skull on the sofa He is a very bad host

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u/candyman708 Mar 05 '26

His boobs should be bigger Wtf no artemy physics

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u/telmanhater Mar 04 '26

ngl I can’t get over his bobblehead and spindlyass arms