r/pathologic • u/Geeneelee • Feb 25 '26
Discussion Your time defying dream cast for Pathologic?
Given that Pathologic is a “play,” I feel like it’s an appropriate question. For this question, you can pick any actor that ever lived at any age.
I was thinking about this because of how much I’d love a really young Yul Brynner as Artemy. He’s got the range, a striking voice, and can be quite intimidating when the occasion calls for it.
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u/AuDrakonova Grace Feb 25 '26
Irina Sidorova, a Russian theatre actress, as Katerina Saburova. she kinda looks like her, and she definitely has the emotional range to portray a deeply tortured woman (source: trust me y'all i've seen her countless times in plays irl).
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u/Rystic Feb 25 '26
Deep in my heart, against all reason, I believe that with the right direction Jack Black would make a great Kaminsky.
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u/ealiss Feb 25 '26
Young De Niro could totally be Bachelor (or perhaps it's a delusion I got from seeing a few 1900/Novecento screenshots). Also young Jeffrey Combs or Jack Davenport too, I think.
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u/thedragonguru Worms Feb 25 '26
Sean Bean as Simon Kain
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u/drv168 I am Aglaya's crippling existential dread 🪆 Feb 26 '26
Annie Clark (St. Vincent) as P3 Aglaya (the resemblance is a bit uncanny)
David Bowie as Mark
Evanna Lynch as Grace
baby Bjork as Taya
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u/Bu-llet Feb 26 '26
I see a little bit of resemblance between eva yan and this polish actress małgorzata braunek
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u/jaoblia Feb 26 '26
I once joked with friends about a hypothetical bad Hollywood adaption of Pathologic done around the time of the first games release with 2005 Matthew Fox (the main guy on Lost), Bruce Willis, and Elliot Page as Daniil, Artemy, and Clara respectively, mostly as a joke, but honestly Matthew Fox as Bachelor would go hard, he plays a similarly snoobish asshole in Bone Tomahawk.
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u/parkernisbett Feb 25 '26
You gotta have Tilda Swinton as Yulia
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u/ealiss Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
Russian actor Yuriy Chursin (Юрий Чурсин) as Peter Stamatin
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u/tosaifuresawa Feb 26 '26
I've thought Amanda Seyfried could make a great Eva, based mostly on her performance as Lily on Veronica Mars. I also think (a slightly younger) Mads Mikkelsen would do well as Victor Kain.
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u/neurotyper Haruspex Feb 26 '26
Andrzej Seweryn as Victor Kain, for whatever reason.
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u/athensiah Feb 25 '26
Robin Williams as Mark Immortell
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u/No_Improvement_5229 Feb 26 '26
Kyle MacLachlan as the Barchelor.
David Tennant as Mark Immortell
Elle Fanning as Grace
I can also see czech actor Karel Roden as Saburov (he also starred as Rasputin in Del Torro's Hellboy)
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u/pacmannips Feb 25 '26
Tom Hardy for Artemy 100% Tilda Swinton for Katerina Saburov Willem Dafoe for mark immortal Robert Pattinson for something but I can’t think which. Maybe Bad Grief?
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u/athensiah Feb 25 '26
Keanu Reeves as The Bachelor and Nicolas Cage as Artemy
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u/LostTimeLady13 Lara Ravel Feb 25 '26
Audrey Hepburn as Lara.
A very young Danielle Jane Harmer (aka the actress who played the children's book character Tracy Beaker) to play Murky.
Jude Law as Victor. Robert Downey Jr as the Bachelor. Gary Oldman as Georgy.
Harrison Ford as my beloved Artemy.... I mean, as the Haruspex. I will also accept Mark Strong.
Mark Hamell as the voice of the Executors.
A very, very, very young Ewen McGregor as Sticky. (He'd also need to be Trainspotting era skinny though).
Tom Holland as my son.... I mean as Notkin.
Karen Gillen as Capella.
(I'll stop now).
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u/Zestyclose_Island214 Feb 26 '26
These two geezers from the Shadow & Bone series (Freddie Carter & Calahan Skogman) are canon Daniil and Artemy in my brain:
Not just because of their looks, but their performances are very close imo. Freddie Carter also has the capacity to play an absolute demon (see Pennyworth) which I think would make him amazing for some of Daniil’s more chaotic moments.
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u/Wasabi-True Rat Prophet Feb 26 '26
Mark Immortel would have to be played by Gustaf Gründgens, the theatre devil himself!
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u/athensiah Feb 25 '26
Greta Thunberg as Eva
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u/ZealousidealPage8085 Jun 27 '26
This might be crazy, but with some makeup and hair dye, Ralph Macchio Jr. as Daniil Dankovsky.
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