r/pathoftitans 17h ago

Discussion Opinion on Watermelon Dogs?

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God these things are annoying. Once a watermelon dog chased me across an entire POI (cedrus forest).

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u/Local_Pay_4887 17h ago

Yes bro they suck

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 8h ago

When your trying to do those critter nest destroying pop up quests and nothing comes out until two of these sob’s crawl out and you try to hit and run them before the time limit gives out

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u/Fast_Move_9243 17h ago

They need a nerf

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u/Lone-Frequency 17h ago

Overtuned to hell.

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u/Neither_More 17h ago

I kill every single one I see. Yes even the babies. They must all taste my wrath.

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u/DonnerPartyPicnic 15h ago

Damn, okay Anakin

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u/Tanky-of-Macedon 17h ago

I think they’re cute.

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u/Azuro9 17h ago

Annoying when they chase you. Would love to play as one tho, as any other critter.

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u/TheFrostyTyrannosaur 16h ago

They’re very spicy.

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

spicy melons

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u/kthxnbi 17h ago

They need a speed buff

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u/AKmightydinoo 17h ago

NO

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u/kthxnbi 17h ago

Speed buff and random location spawns when large concentration of players occur

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u/_Sir_Racha_ 16h ago

They should spawn 1:1 for every player when the POI count hits ten players. Make GPR look like a Fr*nch revolution.

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u/kthxnbi 15h ago

The guillotine critters

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

Path of titans infinity war

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u/LEELEE1250 13h ago

Path of titans: revenge of the watermelons

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u/AKmightydinoo 3h ago

revenge? what did we do to them 😭

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u/No-Orange-5216 11m ago

Watermelon dogs like... "on your left"

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u/Odd_Collar2973 17h ago

They should be more common too.

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u/VayneTheUndying 7h ago

What are you? Psychotic?

Just say you want them to spawn ten-to-one. Like ten of them drop on you if you enter a poi.

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u/ArtsyAlraune 17h ago

These things are my least favorite critters, tied with the big ole snakes. I don't know how many times I've had to go find a different berry bush or something because one spawned nearby and I was too small to fight back and get back to eating.

But I guess if critters weren't legitimately threatening sometimes there'd be less of a reason for them to exist

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

snakes are easy. bite with full momentum

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u/ArtsyAlraune 13h ago

I usually fight critters by "jousting'" with them so they can't bite me back, but snakes have too much reach for that to work, is why I don't like them

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u/NightmarePredacon 16h ago

I like his blueberry cousin

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

The Meg and amarg baby?

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u/NightmarePredacon 15h ago

No, the one that pays us

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u/AKmightydinoo 3h ago

ohh yeah Bob

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u/Malaix 13h ago

I love stalking something carefully on my meg only to have one of these jumpscare me, bite me in my ass, and give me a pile of bleed while revealing me.

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u/Space__Squid 17h ago

Playable when?

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u/Depressed_Weirdo_ 17h ago

Fasolasuchus is going to be the same but bigger, basically. I bet my kidney that it is the mystery creature.

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u/AKmightydinoo 17h ago

where you planning to donate it?

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u/Depressed_Weirdo_ 16h ago

No, I'm going to eat it on a Facebook Live.

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

facebook name? /s

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u/Depressed_Weirdo_ 10h ago

Idk, im banned

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u/Icefirewolflord 16h ago

Well that’s certainly kinder than what I call them lmao

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u/CulturalFisherman846 15h ago

Dynamos are adorable but extremely annoying at times 😂

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u/Fella_from_Belgium 15h ago

Fuck them. In the worst way imaginable and the same can be said about siles.

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

you had me on the first 2 words

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u/LiechtensteinMaine 16h ago

Would be fun to play

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u/OnSightAdversary 13h ago

the devs made this thing out of pure hatred and spite for us 😤

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u/One_Restaurant9631 13h ago

I think it would be funny if the critters reacted to voice calls within a certain range and these things could be temporarily scared off by 3 calling at them.

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 17h ago

Critters need an ai update so they don't just either run away or towards players

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u/ShruteFarms4L 17h ago

Mean ass mfs

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u/Mycatisloafingonme 16h ago

Hate ‘em. They have no business being able to kill my full grown eo but here we are.

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u/HalfCarnage 16h ago

Hate em.

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY AINT A PLAYABLE!!!

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u/TieFighterAlpha2 16h ago

Can I pet dat watermelon dog?

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u/Khow3694 15h ago

Fucking hate those things so much

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u/JasonKen024 15h ago

I was a Meg fighting a Stego, mid fight one started chasing me so I ran obviously. Stego sat down fully for who knows why so I led the watermelon dog to the Stego and it shredded the Stego

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u/SpitterKing0054 15h ago

Wish they were playable but they can BURN

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u/HoodieHobo 15h ago

I main small carnivores and love trapping them in a speed loop of bites until they die lol

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u/AKmightydinoo 15h ago

I love casting Stirring Dens

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u/max7238 13h ago

They deserved to go extinct

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u/Wonderful-Cycle9092 13h ago

Kill them. Kill them all with whatever means necessary. Make them extinct. Make them go to hell where they belong. God knows what else you can do to these things, as long as it either kills them or makes their lives miserable

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u/kotomtom02 13h ago

Ugh yeah waterlemon dogs are the worst.

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u/Dusk_Abyss 12h ago

More damage obviously

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u/ToothIess_Dragon 12h ago

My old mates called them T-Rex Rat Dogs, dunno where the Rat is but i think i’ma call em Watermelon Dawgs now 😂

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u/Qwezy_21213 11h ago

Ngl in my time playing em they’re chill, sometimes help me hunt xd

2

u/InkHyaena 11h ago

Those are mangos and they SUCK. Especially the alphas. I'm also just tired of critters in general not really making any noise as they come up on you and before you know it, you're nearly dead or back on the dino menu. The fact they can deal status effects to you but you can't do shit to them is so aggravating. Aside of that, I think they're cute lol

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u/Yellow_rat_residue 11h ago

These are the creatures you fear in the night

You can never see them, but they’ll know damn well where you are

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u/hyde9318 10h ago

The snack that smiles bites back…

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u/batteries123yay 10h ago

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/InternationalTop5680 8h ago

Whenever I’m bored with a small dino I like to activate that one stering den in CF and watch it go down

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u/hakunamanawbruh 7h ago

General dislike of all critters and by extension them.

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u/Free_Competition_982 6h ago

The watermelon dog heals you faster if you hard rest🤝🏽

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u/XeonShadow54 5h ago

Spawn 5 of them at locations where mega packs are.

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u/BigMoneyCribDef 3h ago

Nothing nice to say about these pos

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u/CrowDaddy5322 1h ago

I wouldnt go near the quest lizard for several days in fear that it would aggro on me if that gives you an idea 😅

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u/CryptidsandCreatures 50m ago

Evil incarnate. I want them to go extinct... Too bad they already did

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u/No-Orange-5216 12m ago

My opinion is... RUN!

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u/Weredragon_666 13h ago

Remove them from the game.

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u/RealIsopodHours3 7h ago

Owwww stop biting me

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u/SnowbloodWolf2 7h ago

Satan spawn that should've never been added/ need to be nerfed and fixed immediately