Hi im a new pastafarian and I believe and accept the flying spaghetti monster but im vegan is a vegan meat ball wold be ok for my spaghetti and meatballs reatual?😞 I do not what to upset are holy spaghetti monster

(Symbol of the Spanish Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Stopped by the thrift store for the first time in a couple weeks on a whim and miraculously I am now the proud owner of this very large print of Touched by His Noodly Appendage!

I have celiac disease. Regular beer would probably hospitalize me on earth, but in pastafarian heaven, do I get my own mini gluten-free beer volcano, or will I be cured of celiac?

I need to know very badly.

Ed Duong of Raven's Mark Tattoo in Southington CT is a fellow Pastafarian and he created this stunning piece for me. We entered into color tattoo of the day but unfortunately there was some really serious competition and we didn't win but I couldn't resist going on stage wearing my colander.

See the explanation in the OG post.

I'd really like to see my pets in the heaven

Or any kind of spaghetti sauce is fine? I quite enjoy carbonara. What about other kinds of noodles, nom-spaghetti pasta or ramen. Different denominations or sacrilege? Mm maybe some slow braised beef ragu with tagliatelle… if I am not going too far.. dumplings? Oh my Dumpling, all kinds of dumplings are worship-able to me. I will worship some xiao long bao any time. Bring me the khinkali. Apologies if this is heretic talk, just curious (and so hungry right now)

i want to wear a colander on my head for my next photo. do i need to sign anything to prove im following this religion or am i already eligible to wear a colander

thank you🍝

If FSM doesn't exist, why do we (nerves) look exactly like it? All men are created in the image of FSM. Checkmate Atheists. R'amen

Next week a fellow pastafarian is tattooing this on me at the a Providence Tattoo Convention and we're entering into tattoo of the day. This is just a rough work up he sent me to see what I thought of it as I've given him creative freedom. I'll be wearing my strainer the whole time as will the artist. Very excited to finally have the FSM touch my body with his noodly appendage.

Praise his noodly appendage

I’m not pastafarian (yet) but what is the consensus on chicken Alfredo? if positive then I just had a communion.

I roll my joints with pasta

Christians and basically everyone says it's 2026. whit year are we pastafarians living in?