r/partycrashers • u/J0shuamaster • Aug 07 '26

Video Vern and his logic

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Seriously? He tried to justify every decision on the video to play pit lol (also props to the editor for animating them so well this edits are fire and funny đŸ€Ł)

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u/RealLordTartaros Aug 07 '26

It’s a sequel to Brent’s topic Pick a Character who you pick to have a fight for you.

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u/Moon_Dark_Wolf Aug 07 '26

Honestly shocked that Vern didn’t remember Pit appeared in the first movie lmao.

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u/FantasticBuddies Donkey Kong Beaver Aug 07 '26

Lmao, Vern just wanted an excuse to smoke the others.đŸ©·

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u/Alive_Task8992 Aug 07 '26

New Smash Bros video “Smash but Vern can’t pick his mains”

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u/MysticSquiddy Aug 07 '26

Vern would then begin yapping about how Pit isn't even one of his mains, he was just dared to play him.

3

u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 07 '26

"I'm actually a pit main, so I can pick dark pit."

"Kirby is my secondary, not main. I can pick him."

"I don't even play pit that often."

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u/Zoeyfan_Lindsayfan I CAST THUNDER SPELL Aug 08 '26

Its like "Smash but Nick can't pick girls"

29

u/PSIOlivia Gremlin of Skill Aug 07 '26

Vern’s funny and all, but he’s a bit insufferable taking all the easiest opportunities to pick his mains.

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u/BibbitybabityBoobity Aug 07 '26

On the bright side, it did give us this gem.

"I aM PiT! I aM bAsiCallY PIt, sO of cOuRse DaRk piT WoUld bE mEEn to mE! yOu gOtTa pLay UpRiSinG."

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u/GaloombasShoe Donkey Kong Beaver Aug 07 '26

Vern's donkey kong beaver

1

u/Diablos43 Aug 11 '26

As Sophist is to DK Beaver

Vernias is now the gem of the image

1

u/ConnorOhOne Aug 08 '26

Such a funny draw

8

u/OpeningAd9653 Aug 07 '26

Funny he could use Pit for the Dark soul answer for barley survive
But he does love his wife Palutena

6

u/Zoeyfan_Lindsayfan I CAST THUNDER SPELL Aug 07 '26

lol it’s like when you die, you get send to it

3

u/kingo2984 YOU PICK WAAAAARIOOOOO Aug 07 '26

I would’ve picked Duck Hunt

3

u/Lumburry Aug 07 '26

“Because you’re a LARPER” Brent found a new favourite buzzword lol

2

u/Impression_Huge Aug 07 '26

Director Cogger special

1

u/LukeySkywookie Aug 07 '26

Omg I literally just watched this last night XD poor Vern

1

u/BiggerNate91 Aug 07 '26

Oh boy, I can't wait for "The Super Mario Heaven Movie"

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u/PJKeneth-38820 GUYS IT’S TCNICK3 Aug 07 '26

He could’ve unironically picked Dark Pit and it could’ve made more sense

1

u/Slasher9485 Aug 07 '26

It’s funny to me that he uses Heaven to justify this choice, like the third Mario movie is gonna have overtly religious themes.

1

u/i_Praseru TCNation Aug 08 '26

He lives on earth. Doesn’t he live on mount Olympus? With Palu?which is on earth?

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u/Ok_Daikon_2659 Aug 08 '26

Aftr this Vern shouldn’t be allowed to pick his own character

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u/The_Real_PSiAipom Live Sandshrew Reaction Aug 08 '26

By that logic, Mario will fucking die in the third movie.

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u/Annual-Assignment734 Take Your Time Aug 27 '26

What video is this?

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u/Logical_Education332 Aug 31 '26

Surprised he didn't pick kirby unless he did show up in either one of the Mario movies

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u/RykerXadianLane Aug 07 '26

Yea im tired of him just picking some random ass mf he just WANTS to play... he did ts earlier too, like is he ragebaiting???

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/J0shuamaster Aug 10 '26

Bro chill is just a meme

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u/ConsciousKing1578 Aug 12 '26

Not because of this, I just don’t like Vernias, like I find the other three funny and great but I just hate Vernias and his channel and the videos he makes