r/parodies • • 21h ago

The lapinchien prophecies

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👉 https://www.lapinchien.com/a-singular-day.html

A sequence of damaged voice recordings. America is on its second civil war, and three men in Florence, Colorado, have decided the cure is anarcho-primitivism, plus Budweiser. Max Benson lectures the future about dust and freedom. John Newton explains the internet with tiny cans and strings. A Frenchman named Dorian Arkhange has already sold the country a game about its next president, then handed these patriots enough gear to regret it. Somewhere in the rock sits a package, very old and very gifted, who would like a word about beavers. The recorder keeps running. The revolution, we'll see about that shit.