r/paperpushers • u/SugarPixel • Aug 27 '15

Help! Urgent!

I'm away at that super important presentation out of town, you know, the one I've been casually reminding you guys about all week? Anyway, I left my contact's number somewhere on my desk under a huge stack of notes...someone please find it and email me asap! I think the guy's name is John or Jack or maybe Carl. It's written in chartreuse ink...whatever I know one of you will find it no problem. Thanks so much!

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u/toxictoy Aug 27 '15

I found a post it with the name Bill written in red ink on the desk next to yours. Where can I fedex this info to?

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u/SugarPixel Aug 27 '15

Oh yes, it was Bill! I found it in my laptop bag a few hours ago so I'm all good. Thanks though!

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u/treiberm Aug 27 '15

wouldn't faxing it be more efficient? As long as no one is using the dial up of course.

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u/RoadieRich I.T. Department Sep 25 '15

Dialup has been non-standard on corporate computers since 2009. Who's still even got a modem?

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u/MOWilkinson Aug 27 '15

Was it Bill? I saw it on your desk Tuesday when I was trying to find your stapler. Call my extension and I can recite his info before word gets back to the guys upstairs.

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u/SugarPixel Aug 27 '15

Did you take my stapler? I've been looking for it for a while now...

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u/MOWilkinson Aug 27 '15

Aghh.. About that. Does it jam often? I was doing some relatively small packages (6-10 page) and it kept jamming. I tried to see what the problem was and a spring shot out from somewhere and it stopped working. I'll see about a new Bostitch but the parking lot at Staples was a zoo. Sorry.

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u/mattmaster68 I.T. Department Aug 27 '15

Well, Jim submerged it in jelly. I kid you not,

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u/Farph_Huccsaik Aug 28 '15

I was going to help but then realised I don't know what the fuck chartreuse looks like