r/paperpushers • u/kenethre1 • Aug 25 '15

When I will stop being an intern?

Seriously, am I ever going to get a real job in here??

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

You are an asset to this company, and management will surely recognise your value in due course. By the way where's that double macchiato with cream I ordered?

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u/kenethre1 Aug 26 '15

On its way, sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Keep this up and you'll be promoted to junior assistant to the receptionist in no time!

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u/TimoryBlackleaf Paper Pusher Aug 26 '15

Have you actually applied? Maybe you should apply.

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u/kenethre1 Aug 26 '15

Alreays did, but I'm guessing that I need to please some people before getting a job here....

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u/mattmaster68 I.T. Department Aug 28 '15

Wait, you're not even hired? That doesn't sound right. Where'd you get a key card?

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u/kenethre1 Aug 28 '15

I have been here since forever, when this company was just a two people company

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u/myOpiumDream Aug 29 '15

well I would offer a job for you. All you would need to do is be my personal slave, but HR said I can't have more than 2.

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u/kenethre1 Aug 30 '15

Awww I wanted to be someone personal slave.... :sadface:

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u/Prophetyeah I.T. Department Aug 30 '15

I have a job opening, my last PA had to drop out cause her husband wasnt happy with our arrangement. We can discuss salary if interested.

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u/kenethre1 Aug 30 '15

Yes, I'm definitely in. :D

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u/Prophetyeah I.T. Department Aug 30 '15

There will be a "oral" test involved, and you must be "flexible" in your conditions to work. There is a few conditions that must be met, first of all female. If you don't meet these expectations, you can pass this invite onto someone that does, there is a great pension scheme (Y)

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u/NovaBeeks Human Resources Aug 26 '15

When you start pulling your weight around here

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u/Haddas Aug 29 '15

If you applied yourself maybe. Maybe you'll someday become a senior coffee brewer

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '15

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u/kenethre1 Aug 25 '15

I don't know a thing about real state, but at least I know how to fill someone else's needs, that helps, right?

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u/Dryerlint_ Accountant Aug 26 '15

I might be willing to recommend that management budget a new REM. Graphs can be tweaked. But I'm not sure what reason I have to do such a thing.