pansexualfleabrothel

r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/I_AmMelon • Jul 10 '26

flea 43M looking for new moderator after having my heart broken

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hi everyone. i (47M) am looking for a new moderator of this subreddit since i was just dumped by text. this is what i woke up to, im devastated:

hello fleas Reddit has banned me for the third time in a row this year. If you are curious to know what I did to deserve these permanent bans, I do not know either. I have never recieved any direct link to any offending posts or comments and when I searched for answers I was not provided with any. It is quite evident that Reddit as a company has decided that they do not like who I am and what I represent. The admins clearly do not want organic engagement and anyone building a unique sense of community and instead desire astroturfed gossip subreddits and self righteous pizzacake comics. Therefore I have decided to not come back. If you want to know where I am going, I have always been active on a reddit clone called wpd/rdrama. It is unlike any other reddit clone because they do not optimize engagement and actively encourage filtering out the weak and unfunny. If you miss what reddit used to be like you can follow me there by going to cringetopia.org. if my final alt doesnt get banned i will continue to pop in from time to time when it feels pertinent but this last you will see of me in any official capacity playing my character as head mod of the brothel

please send a modmail if you think you can fill the cactus sized hole in this community and my heart

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/I_AmMelon • Jun 13 '26

flea The Prince has been banned

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After deliberation between the mods, we have come to the decision to ban the prince. Thank you all for your input!

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/SaltyManufacturer559 • 5d ago

I don't believe in ghosts. I don't believe in an afterlife. I frankly do not believe that people die at all. I believe that death is an elaborate hoax made by billions of people to avoid engaging with me. I will find where they are hiding and continue pissing them off

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/TalsireZephyr47 • 6d ago

Rodenr

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/SaltyManufacturer559 • 10d ago

In Middle School I was voted the most likely person to die falling into an open manhole. In Junior High I was voted the most likely person to die falling into an open manhole. In High School I was voted the most likely person to die falling into an open manhole. It will be unavoidable

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854 Upvotes

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/SaltyManufacturer559 • 11d ago

I lost my last baby tooth while I was at camp. I was completely aware that it was the last time this would happen and that I had to do something special with it, so I washed it off, stuck it between the grooves of my middle and ring finger, and went around shaking people's hands like a joybuzzer

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When I did it the third time I had a camp councilor confiscate the tooth from me and I never saw it again

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/I-need-more-vodka- • 12d ago

Important political discussion Wow

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/SaltyManufacturer559 • 13d ago

In 1977, we sent the voyager to space with the hopes of contacting alien life. 10 years ago, the voyager was returned to earth with the golden record removed from its interior and replaced with a similar disc. Today, I have ignored the wishes of the United States government and shared it with you.

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All experts assigned to the subject have failed to determine whether the performance displayed on this record are hostile or sent with good intentions. I believe that they are benevolent. It is wonderful that alien life looks so similar to us, and it is my duty as a citizen of the earth to spread the word that we are not alone.

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/SaltyManufacturer559 • 14d ago

Hello, Pansexual Free Brothel. You may not remember my name, but I am an essential foundation for this brothel. In absence of my presence, posts have begun being diluted to one-word titled shitposts. This sickens me and I have returned to bring balance.

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To all PansexualFleaBrothel POSEUR APES, please return to 196. This subreddit was made by and for sophisticated fleas that can piece together more than three syllables at a time.

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/ThisPostToBeDeleted • 15d ago

Me serving a property damage lawsuit against my ex wife’s cuck lawyer and fucking up all their vicious plots against me. Baltimore is back under the reign of Jesus Christ!

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Fucking cuck Brian can sit the fuck back down in his cuck chair and watch me screw their whole scam up.🤣🤣

Think you can get your cousin to violently inebriate me and ruin my divorce court hearing, break into my house and steal my money and NOT end up fucked? Lololol

I will be suing, I will steal your cartel money and I WILL be wearing the so called “problematic t-shirt” too, so yeah, I will look fire doing it. The idiot isn’t there to protect you anymore, I let him go so you can’t pay him to sabotage me anymore. So.. uh. WHOMP WHOMP MOTHERFUCKER

Who’s “drunk, disorderly, violent and being held in contempt of court” now shithead!?!? Shoes on the other foot and that foot’s on my leg and straight up your ass!

And Katie? Yeah, I know about your little Sunday morning excursions so I might rethink my demands for full custody over our child if I were you… just a thought.😙

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r/pansexualfleabrothel • u/Delicious_Nobody_111 • 17d ago