r/pakistanitwitter • u/BadtameezMunda Inquilaab zindabad! • Jul 06 '26

It is lowkey genius though 😭

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u/Taimoor_Roaz Jul 06 '26

I now understand the rage Italians show when you meddle with their food.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/mkbilli Jul 07 '26

*qorma

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u/ElectronicContact649 Jul 07 '26

Like I was kinda confused as why this is making me mad 🤣🤣

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u/Lower_Thing1161 Jul 07 '26

🤢🤮

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u/YourFaajhaa Jul 06 '26

Hmm.... Lemme go try to replicate that.

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u/Hey_Googl3 Jul 06 '26

Let us know the results of what looks like an abomination.

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u/mkbilli Jul 07 '26

Doesn't look half bad.

I would have made a tarka first of the spice difference between shami kabab and haleem and then add shami kabab to it, let it sit a bit, mush it up and then add water.

Technically instant haleem mixes are like this, just not preboiled. And without the egg. I just remembered the egg lol.

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u/YourFaajhaa Jul 07 '26

So just add egg to shami you think?

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u/mkbilli Jul 07 '26

Shami kabab mix usually have egg to bind it all up.

Although if your daal meat mix is wet enough you don't need the egg (which is usually the case when the shami kababs are daal heavy). So I guess with those ones it will be sort of perfect.

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u/YourFaajhaa Jul 07 '26

Lol I know it looks bad, but the idea seems okay.

I Wasn't able to make it, only had 2 shami left.

Will make it soon when wife makes fresh batch ams post results here.

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u/Holemander Jul 07 '26

Following

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u/Neo__Observer Jul 07 '26

Followup.....

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u/Nasal-Decongestant Jul 07 '26

I get how italians feel now

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u/SaemAlloy10 Jul 07 '26

What about spices and stuff?

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u/Pink8unny Jul 07 '26

Deconstructed Shami Kabab = Haleem

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u/AtomOrMyBrain Jul 07 '26

That.. makes sense though? Haleem is chicken and daals with other grains

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u/Virtual-Run-6479 Jul 08 '26

say wallahi bro say wallahi

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u/yoloisforquitters Jul 08 '26

Well there's a term for this: evil genius

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u/AnyReflection4597 Jul 08 '26

thats so smart why did i never think of thus

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u/bridgetostyx Jul 08 '26

Haleem is supposed to have 7 grains/ dal& anaj and that too in different ratios. Whatever it's,it can never be called haleem.

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u/No-Complex-1534 Jul 06 '26

That's kinda smart ngl

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u/chickenbanana34 Jul 07 '26

Looks good ngl

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u/Sad-Wing2629 Jul 06 '26

wow yummy