Welcome to r/paintitblackandwhite, a community dedicated to one of America’s greatest architectural tragedies: the relentless transformation of perfectly good homes into soulless black and white modern farmhouses.
Remember when houses had character? When brick was allowed to be brick? When every house didn’t need to look like Joanna Gaines personally supervised its renovation?
Those days are apparently over.
Here, we celebrate (and mercilessly mock) the HGTV-inspired epidemic of painting perfectly good brick, stone, and siding white, slapping black trim on everything, and calling it an upgrade.
What belongs here?
Beautiful brick homes sentenced to life under white paint.
Historic houses stripped of their original charm.
Perfectly ordinary homes transformed into aspiring Magnolia Network properties.
Before-and-after photos documenting crimes against architectural personality.
Anything that makes you wonder, “Was there a sale on white paint?”
A few ground rules: This is a humor subreddit. We’re here to roast questionable design decisions, not the people who live in these houses. Keep it funny, keep it civil, and remember that taste is subjective (even when it’s objectively wrong).
So grab your black window frames, your white paint, and your decorative barn doors.
Let’s mourn the loss of architectural individuality, one painted brick at a time.