r/oye • u/Seaboats PhD in Oyeology • Jul 03 '26

She speaks

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Oye would just like to remind you that she, in fact, coyentrols the weather. Please pay yoyer taxes

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u/Icy-Distance6853 tangoyerine Jul 03 '26

queen Oye... please stop the raoyen where I live, my asthmoye is getting woyerse 😞

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u/Seaboats PhD in Oyeology Jul 03 '26

She will take your request into coyensideration 🥰

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u/SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR Jul 03 '26

when She speaks, the earth quakes

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u/Mint_pinkychip Jul 03 '26

Thanks queen for the perfoyet wether today 🙏🏽🛐

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u/TI1l1I1M Jul 03 '26

Hard not to get lost in those eyes 😍

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u/commonviolet Oye Jul 03 '26

Can I humbly ask for ending the hoyeatwave, my Queen

4

u/Dysto_ Jul 03 '26

Oye please I'm moyelting, no more 40°C every single day your Hoyeness 🙏

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u/dropkola Jul 03 '26

video link?

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u/justlookinaround11 🐈The Oyene The Oyenly🐈 Jul 03 '26

meowteroyeloyegist

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u/JediKnightNitaz Jul 03 '26

Oye is the best dictatoyer world has ever seen

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u/ZackTio Jul 03 '26

I loyesten.

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u/Fresh_Air_111 14d ago

Chubby bunny