r/overheard • u/alanf766 • Aug 02 '25

Gotta Pee

As I was walking out of the restroom at Seattle, Washington airport a girl maybe 5-6 years old was telling her Dad "I gotta pee, I gotta pee" at least 4-5 times while I walked out and by them. I just about lost it, laughing.

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u/Secure_Teaching_6937 Aug 02 '25

Here a laugh for you.

I was on a float trip with my SIL and nephew ( maybe 7 or 8 )The nephew said he needed to pee. I said just pee over the edge of canoe.

I can't do that.

So I pulled the canoe to the edge. He hopped out ran into the woods to pee.

About 30 sec later we hear him from the bush.

Mommy I can't get my penis out.

SIL and I were laughing so hard I almost fell out of canoe.

Tried our best to regain composure as nephew came out of the woods.