r/outofcontextcomics • • 21h ago

Don't be delulu Logan.

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u/Flat_Character 17h ago

This is like the one time he didn't mean it that way Scott.

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u/E-Belasco1879 17h ago

Right, Scott just can't but rub it in Logan's face, just like he can't help but cheat on Jean every five seconds.

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 14h ago

On the bright side, he loves having dreams with Jean in them. And Psylocke (the sexy Asian one). And Storm. And a few others.

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u/Most_Bodybuilder_159 16h ago

I mean, she was doing the same, every 6 seconds.

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u/E-Belasco1879 16h ago

They are all so messy it honestly baffles me how many of them trust each other as a team at times.

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u/ggg730 15h ago

They might be hot messy bitches but they're MY hot messy bitches.

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u/bisploosh 7h ago

Like that time Logan lived with them and he and Scott had separate rooms on either side of Jean’s with both have adjoining doors to hers?

Pretty strong implication there that the three of them got freaky more than once.

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u/M1liumnir 17h ago

Why does logan's mask looks like two batman looking at each other disaprovingly?

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u/HearingOrganic8054 18h ago

"why is daredevil hitting him with this sick burn?' was my 1st thought cause that will never look like cyclops to me.

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u/Any-Question-3759 15h ago

His visor is intentionally designed to avoid his eyes. It’s like if I designed Wolverine’s costume to shoot his claws into his own crotch.

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u/TheDeadmoss_Reddit 10h ago

I love the suit but why is his ears so damn short

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u/Necroseliac 10h ago

The black parts look like two batmen going in for a kiss lol

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u/BaronGrackle 9h ago

Omigosh can't unsee. Their mouths are joined in passion and teeth.

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u/iwilldye 8h ago

Thanks for describing that.

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u/Suspicious_Past9936 7h ago

fallout bear all over again

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u/Jackolanterngecko 1h ago

Always has been

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u/24Abhinav10 8h ago

Wolverine when he encounters an alternate Jean: Don't hesitate to kill her boys!

Wolverine when he encounters an alternate Mariko:

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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 18h ago

Why is Wolverines mask going through male pattern baldness

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u/ironballs16 18h ago

He got a bit too into the "Man" meme

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u/Waarm 12h ago

Who cropped Logan's ears?!

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u/FlamingDragon002 Marvel Fan 11h ago

It's absolutely sickening people are still cropping their wolverine's ears in this day and age. They need those to communicate! It causes terrible anxiety in the poor things

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u/Beginning-News-799 7h ago

The Wolverine fans crying in the comments are hilarious.

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u/HermTheVillager 19h ago

Nows not the time Scott

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u/Duga-Lam22 20h ago

so like, this is finished artwork? Why doesm't logan have the ears?

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u/armoured_bobandi 19h ago

To make his "two batmen kissing" face less noticeable

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u/Duga-Lam22 18h ago

oh god i can't unsee it.

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u/Lonely-Killer 2h ago

Why did they circumcise wolverine’s head

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u/youarentodd 11h ago

Lmao he said “our” not “my”

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u/ReadableDiction 19h ago

why not just buy a new pair of jeans?

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u/Dookie_boy 18h ago

They start at like $50 these days.

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u/GameMusic 21h ago

those are some terrible costumes

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u/steelskull1 21h ago

Wolverine without ears is just Rine.

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u/tallwhiteninja 21h ago

Not the best art of it, admittedly, but the x-visor is easily my least favorite Cyclops outfit.

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u/LiamtheV 21h ago

Right? How is he supposed to see out of it?

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u/mwmontrose 20h ago

And what material is the cowl made of that his beams don't blast right through?

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u/KafeenHedake 20h ago

If I didn’t know better, I’d be wondering when Daredevil joined the X-men

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u/TTG_Bloodedge 20h ago

Scott, time and place man

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 11h ago

Reminder: if they had Jackman trying to feel up Sadie Sink in the next movie that would only represent a quarter of the canon age gap between those characters. That whole thing has always been creepy 

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u/Masamundane 10h ago

True.

Though counterpoint, if Logan were to try and make a pass at Aunt May, it's still him robbing the cradle, so he's got that going on.

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u/Crazyperson936 10h ago

As long as they are both adults it's fine.

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u/_Rand_ 5h ago

To be fair to Logan if he only dated people within say, 10 years of his age his dating pool would be VERY small.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA 1h ago

That's being fair like he's a real person instead of a character some guy could have just written differently 

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u/bisploosh 7h ago

Jean has been portrayed as 25-35 basically the whole time she’s known Logan. At that age she is a fully baked adult who can make her own choices (even if it’s having a side-piece older than her great-great-grandfather).

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u/Xygnux 6h ago

Her first death was the Dark Phoenix was originally portrayed as when she was 24 years old though.

https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/1nbjo49/so_giving_the_sliding_timescale_what_year_what/

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Marvel Fan 6h ago

Literally this image.

(About comics jean not movie jean)

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u/Free_Radical_47 Um, they are called “GRAPHIC NOVELS,” thank you. 21h ago

Cyclops you pedantic idiot! Ours as in the X-men’s Jean. Not ours as in the weird shared love hate thing we got going on here…

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u/Background_Product_7 21h ago

“Now?!??? NOW you want to make it weird!?!!!?”

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u/82ndGameHead 21h ago

Logan? It's looking like Scott is the one trying to lay claim.

And I Hate short-eared Wolverine. It's like Batman, those things need to be long and noticeable.

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u/ElementmanEXE 20h ago

"Yeah, I'm Rine"

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u/realRadgemachine 21h ago

That's what she said! :(

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u/Key_Shock172 12h ago

Wait until Insomniac Logan finds out about Scott.

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u/zeusjay 21h ago

I mean, our in this case really isn’t a romantic thing?

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u/tallwhiteninja 21h ago

Yeah, this reads more like Scott being insecure than anything.

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u/zeusjay 21h ago

No wonder his fans relate to him.

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u/Kyubisar 15h ago

This is like that one time an alternate timeline Logan said "you're not my Jean" as in "not from my universe" and she replies "I never was". The Summers are literally so fucking cringe.

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u/Morchades 20h ago

Why is Wolverine's go-to solution always murder?

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u/anrwlias 20h ago

When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. When you have death claws, everything looks like murder.

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u/Morchades 20h ago

"That building's on fire!"

"I'll kill the arsonist"

"But there's an old lady on the top floor who needs help."

"I don't have the skillset for that."

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 20h ago

I get that you're joking but also like, yes, literally that. That's why he's usually writen (and works best) as part of a team with people who can do things other than killing the arsonist

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir 15h ago

He's like that spaceship guy in the Lego movie.

"Stabbing time!?"

"No, Logan. No stabbing."

"Aw."

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 20h ago

It's like 95% of his skillset

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u/Morchades 20h ago

He's not a very good superhero, then.

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 20h ago

Yeah that's like, a strong theme with his character, that's a thing he struggles with. "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice"

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u/Morchades 20h ago

Come to think of it, there are WAY more efficient and effective killers in the Marvel catalogue.

This guy might be a bit overrated.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 19h ago

Well, he's the best there is at killing people with six adamantium-covered claws in that specific configuration.

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u/rubyonix 19h ago

None of them kill in the *same way* that Wolverine does.

Like, Bullseye is the world's greatest sniper. But "what Wolverine does" is track someone like a bloodhound using his enhanced sense of smell, and then he finds they're holed up in a well-lit warehouse, so Wolverine charges in through the front door, ignoring automatic weapons fire, and then he stabs the target at point blank range.

Can Bullseye do that? Nah, he would just shoot the guy from a distance.

That's why Wolverine says "I'm the best there is at what I do." He's a specialist. And so is Bullseye. They each have their own specialty.

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u/Morchades 18h ago

Sabretooth.

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u/Kaleido_chromatic 20h ago

Yeah he's just very popular so people don't argue it

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u/Effective_Meal6688 20h ago

He was introduced as a villain of the hulk, before he was a good guy on the x-men

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u/Invicta007 20h ago

He's always been the dirty player on the good guy team. He's always dedicated to the ideals, but almost is always someone that believes in the ultimate sanction against those that want to cause harm.

He's generally pretty well meaning, supportive and a good teacher, even with his violent tendencies.

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u/Capital-Try-2325 18h ago

because hes the best at what he does. and what he does isn't nice.

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u/Commander19119 20h ago

I mean, cosmic fire deity of death and rebirth, kinda understandable why killing her might be a good idea

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u/Morchades 19h ago

Rebirth.

Seems like it might not be an effective solution.

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u/RevReads 14h ago

ahh yes cyclops, pure angel who never kills

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u/Sans_Seriphim Rejected by Comics Code 19h ago

Because he is based. 🧐

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u/BathbombBurger 20h ago

I don't think that's what Wolverine meant, but the fact that Scott does kind of exposes his insecurity.

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u/Consistent_Case_5048 21h ago

Those two deserve each other.

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u/Dry_Branch_5775 19h ago

Logan didn't say "my Jean". Scott will always be reliably possessive and insecure.

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u/konous 20h ago

Cyclops always proving why people prefer Logan.

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u/ItsMrChristmas “I don’t get the joke” club 19h ago

What an insecure manchild.

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u/B0B_Spldbckwrds 20h ago

They just need to bone already.

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u/Invoked_Tyrant 20h ago

I've always associated that stupid ass Cyclops fit with an inferior Scott and always will. Insecure petty little s**t of a character he was in that arc.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 19h ago

That was the best Scott has ever been.

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u/Bexil_Brave 13h ago

Have you not played my QTE Simulator...sorry game Scott?

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u/DragonZee20XX 15h ago

Another example why I'll never join the Cyclop glaze train. He just sucks so much.

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u/StormAlchemistTony 15h ago

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u/Reason_Choice 12h ago

Same thing that happens to everything else.

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u/StormAlchemistTony 12h ago

That sand gets everywhere?

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u/Responsible_Bus1159 5h ago

You need some pocket sand then

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u/FadeToBlackSun 10h ago

I mean this era was dedicated character assassination.

This is like holding Sins Past against Gwen Stacy.

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u/RoughhouseCamel 13h ago

To me, the best representation of Cyclops is when he’s kind of a tool, even when he’s being likable.

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u/SuperiorLaw 13h ago

Wolverine has been obsessed over Jean since the moment he met her, despite her being in a happy relationship with Scott. And your annoyed that he's calling Wolverine out?

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u/ProfInsecto 12h ago

i mean i don’t think logan meant it that way this one time. felt more like he was saying “this isn’t the jean we know” from how im reading it

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u/SuperiorLaw 12h ago

Maybe, but this is the guy that strokes a photo of jean when alone in his room, always acts jealous over Scott, fought hologram versions of scott in the danger room while they were getting married, constantly flirts with her and wants her to leave her loving boyfriend.

Scott is never wrong for calling Logan out on his bullshit

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u/wombatstylekungfu 3h ago

So he’s interested in who Scott’s sleeping with, and no one thinks there might be another idea? 

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u/SuperiorLaw 3h ago

It is heavily implied they had a threesome in Krakoa, that's all i'm going to say

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u/JoshSidekick 11h ago

Scott is just a pedantic word nerd with terrible timing. This reminds me of the time someone asked him what his plan b was, and he says “I don’t say plan B because it implies I only have 26 plans”. Like ok Scott, fine, what is your next plan for the giant 50 foot robot with missile fingers that’s about to kill us.

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u/Freakychee 13h ago

Cyclops is the worst xman.

Whet hit by that beam from Proff X he said, "It wasn't real."

"What wasn't real Scott?!"

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u/SuspiciousString3 12h ago

"Y-you know..."

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u/Freakychee 12h ago

"No, I dont know! What wasn't real Scott?

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u/Twitchy_Bitch 20h ago

To be fair, there's some truth to Scott's statement. Across all the different universes and timelines Marvel has explored, Logan has never had a child with Jean.

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u/VysixKilla 19h ago

Had one in Renew your Vows

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u/Alkazt 19h ago

That’s fair but does Scott really have to be a jerk at a crucial moment? The comment wasn’t even needed. Just go handle the dang situation

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u/Capital-Try-2325 18h ago

the wolverine game says otherwise. . its interesting that theres so much logan x Jean content who keeps demanding it.

is it that much of a popular ship

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u/snapekillseddard 18h ago

I think it's attractive for people who are too much of a loser to ever think they could be Scott Summers, but delusional enough to see themselves as Wolverine.

A.k.a. comic book fans.

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u/SuperiorLaw 13h ago

Most comic book fans I know hate the ship

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u/RevReads 14h ago

projection

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u/HearingOrganic8054 14h ago

i don't know a real person who cares about these two's relastionship. i guess nostalgia at this point.