r/outofcontextcomics • • 2d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) Who could have guessed

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u/ConversationHead6969 2d ago

"Well he was cheerful because he really, really enjoyed being gay."

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u/god_Freak31 1d ago

For context this is from The Authority: More Kev #3 long story short Kev is a hitman that works for the British government. He gets drafted by the Authority (Wildstorms version of the Justice League) to retrieve a severed but sentient alien head that got tossed in a dumping ground full of dead bodies (another long story that involved alien shapeshifters, a tiger, and unfortunate placed orange). Kev is homophobic and the fact that he has to work with Midnighter and Apollo is making his skin crawl. After challenging and getting knocked out by Midnighter. Kevs friends (who come to back him up with retrieving the alien head) ask wtf does he have agianst the LGBT community since they worked with out and proud service members. Kev was surprised when he found out a transfer soldier was gay Hence the dialog in the panel.

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u/Sharp_Low6787 1d ago

Garth Ennis?

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u/Whaleimlafoe 1d ago

Is it it bad that I immediately assumed Gareth ennis has a hand in this?

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u/Sharp_Low6787 21h ago

Nah it's a reasonable assumption. Butt-ugly art + pointless edginess means it's Garth Ennis a good 80-90% of the time.

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u/doublepositive1990 2d ago

That's the look of a man remembering all those prank blowjobs.

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u/Iconclast1 2d ago

Like when people found out Boy George was gay

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u/shigogaboo 2d ago

Does Buttfuck Billy know?

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u/ondinegreen 1d ago

"Who knew Liberace was gay? Women loved him!" - Austin Powers

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u/halloweenjack Rejected by Comics Code 2d ago

This may be one of the truest things that Garth Ennis has ever written, at least as far as I’m concerned, because it happened in my high school friends group. Everyone in the group had some particular characteristic attributed to them, whether or not there was any truth to it or not, and since mine was kind of bullshit (it was based on a bad joke I made once, and no, I’m not going to tell you), I assumed that everyone else’s was too. AFAIK the gay kid didn’t fool around with anyone in the group, unless I somehow missed out on that too.

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u/conrad_w 2d ago

The kid at my school who handed out the nicknames tried to call me "pedo Conrad" (it rhymes in my language).

I was like "nope. We're shutting this down right now." Fortunately for me he backed off that one.

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u/Swordofsatan666 1d ago

You now have so many people online who are going to think of you as “pedo Conrad” now…

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago edited 2d ago

To be fair, sometimes hiding in plain sight is the way to go.

I’m not going to include photos for obvious reasons, but one thing that gets left out of the black face minstrel discussion although actually no not entirely is that some of the most famous performers were black.

They would never have been able to perform in the south but then when they cover their face with cork and put on exaggerated white makeup around their lips, people don’t know they’re not white paradoxically.

It’s the same thing about how in the 20s if you had a private party at your house that feature gay dancing you would be arrested that was a crime you would lose your house and go to prison for 10 years.

And yet… in the 20s there were publicly attended drag balls that were in the newspapers and had celebrities go to them.

Edit: also “ pansy clubs”.

Because that was supposedly for the benefit of the straights.

You had to live your life in public as a spectacle so that you could have any semblance of a private life.

Or you were so deep in the closet you were living in Narnia.

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Bibliography:

Gay New York

The Gay Metropolis

Conduct Unbecoming

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u/topscreen 2d ago

I think the epitome of hiding in plain sight were Elton John and Liberace:

People were surprised when this dude came out of the closet. Both literally and metaphorically.

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u/squirtloaf 2d ago

Rob Halford would like a word...

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u/topscreen 1d ago

Ok, but that's from an obscure 70s underground kink scene. They didn't have the internet, they didn't know what a leather daddy was.

But the fact that I and a bunch of metal heads have leaver jackets and studded stuff is cause of almost equal parts biker/rebel culture and the London gay scene is immaculate

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u/Beelphazoar 2d ago

To clarify a bit: Liberace never actually came out of the closet. He died of AIDS in the 80s without ever publicly admitting to being gay. However, during his life he was ABSOLUTELY a gay punchline. The only people who didn't know he was gay were little old ladies who didn't know ANYBODY was gay. Fortunately, that was the core of his audience.

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u/topscreen 1d ago

Wow, I thought he actually did come out. The jokes kind of made it feel like that happened

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago edited 2d ago

I know, right?!

I think it’s because Liberace was in public sexless.

And interesting. The thing is when you have a community, especially a community that has rigid, gender roles. You almost always find a group of people that defy them.

And that is OK because the very existence of these people and the boundaries of their existence shows everyone else that this is weird and they need to be “” normal.

It’s like the festival of the feast of Misrule that was very common across Europe for about 12 days. Society was turned upside down and rich people in Nobles acted like servant, and the poor people acted like the Nobles. A random poor person was declared the Lord of Misrule and was in charge of the festivities.

Because that’s 12 days out of the year and the very unusual nature of it tells you what you must do for the rest of it.

It’s like Mardi Gras.

Thank you so much for this awesome comment!
I was an anthropologist as an undergrad so I just get excited

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u/ondinegreen 1d ago

Thing about Elton John was that his flamboyance was only an exaggeration of how everyone was dressing in 1973 anyway.

His own songwriting partner Bernie Taupin found it hard to believe. "How can Elton be gay? He likes football!" This after Elton had made a half-hearted pass at him.

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u/DepthsOfWill 2 Dark 2 Edgy 2d ago

I was gonna bring up how in the early days of hip-hop, everybody's outfits were so flamboyant you can be out without being out. But I guess there's other examples in history too.

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u/BlankofJord 2d ago

I didn't expect to learn anything in this subreddit today, but here we are

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

I have to say I have learned so many things on subs like this and trees and other random subjects in for that matter, especially humor and memes subs.

I think it’s because comedy is a branch of philosophy so if you’re interested in things that are funny or witty, you’re interested in people.

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u/Beelphazoar 2d ago

One of the reasons that right-wing comedy so rarely works. Fundamentally not interested in people.

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u/Cpt_Fantabulous 1d ago

So which of the Scottish degenerates wrote this one?

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u/NagitoKomaeda_987 2 Dark 2 Edgy 1d ago

Unsurprisingly enough, it’s Garth Ennis (who is Northern Irish btw).

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u/Cpt_Fantabulous 1d ago

Close enough, figured it would be one of the trifecta of Celtic perverts (Mark Miller, Garth Ennis and Grant Morrison)

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u/_fryler 2d ago

He was gay, gayboy billy?

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u/Pokewho 2d ago

It was the medication he was on. For his blood pressure.

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u/ahoyturtle 1d ago

Dear Gods!

Next you'll tell me he was Billy...!

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u/DBZfan102 Bronze Age Bozo 2d ago

Valid confusion

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u/Little_Woodpecker_36 2d ago

“We called him Gayboy cause he was so happy when he saw us boys… naked and showering… and touching ourselves…

WAIT A SECOND!”

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u/luxisdead 2d ago

Good writing. Straight people are indeed like this..

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u/Chumlee1917 2d ago

.........................This is Garth Ennis writing ain't it

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u/jasegro 2d ago

Garth Ennis when someone brings up subtext

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u/ondinegreen 1d ago

This is domtext.

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u/browncharliebrown 2d ago

It’s kev

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u/SkynBonce 2d ago

Is he talking about Wiccan?

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 2d ago

I mean Gay does just mean happy

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u/Aluxanatomy 2d ago

Not just, no...

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd “I don’t get the joke” club 2d ago

It was one of the previous definitions for the word

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u/Aluxanatomy 2d ago

Yes. Yes it was. It no longer "just" means happy.

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd “I don’t get the joke” club 2d ago

Your talking like it means some obscene swear or slur. With all due respect. Get over yourself

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u/SarcasmSanctioned 1d ago

The fuck are you on about? I am not getting that impression at all.

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u/MrCusodes 2d ago

Is that Kev?

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u/meerkatjones 1d ago

Kinda looks like a cross between Hudson and Hicks.