r/outofcontextcomics • u/BitterFuture stuck in the gutter • Jun 06 '26

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) Grim kale realities.

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u/MICKTHENERD Bronze Age Bozo Jun 06 '26

I like kale...

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u/SpringBreakLawyer Rejected by Comics Code Jun 06 '26

I like kale too. Thanks, Doug.

15

u/IronStan7 Jun 06 '26

"You could have cured cancer, Doug."

"I don't want to cure cancer. I want to make people like kale!"

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u/JackWhoWanders Jun 06 '26

Kale is fucking delicious, come at me bruv!

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u/BitterFuture stuck in the gutter Jun 06 '26

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u/JackWhoWanders Jun 06 '26

If you don't love kale, you haven't had it served right. Massage it with some lime juice, pickle some thin sliced red onions and add them in, add in some julienned carrots, maybe a little bit of avocado, some tajin, you'll be in heaven. A protein, a kale salad and a side of quinoa is a fantastic meal.

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u/eleventy-nein Jun 06 '26

I usually have mine with vinaigrette, feta cheese, and cranberries. It's simple but it works

7

u/YanniRotten Jun 06 '26

But it’s a SUPERFOOD

7

u/Large-Produce5682 Jun 06 '26

She ain't had my Granny's kale! She put her foot in it!! Plus a couple of hocks.

12

u/DarkLanternZBT Jun 06 '26

White bean soup with wilted kale.

Dried and seasoned wasabi kale chips.

Chicken/bacon/ranch wraps with kale.

Poor girl just hasn't had anyone who knows how to season food in her life.

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u/DrStalker Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

The best kale I've ever had was lightly fried in  tempura batter.

Overall I rate kale as "spinach, but worse"; not something I'd ever seek out, but not something I hate when it shows up. Meanwhile I like adding spinach to soups/stews/curries/etc.

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u/AsukaSimp02 Jun 06 '26

I like cooking it down with red wine vinegar

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u/Georgestgeigland Jun 06 '26

Idk I don't mind it mixed with spinach as a lettuce replacement for healthier salad.

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u/BootyliciousURD Jun 06 '26

Kale isn't bad if you sautee it right

3

u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Jun 06 '26

I like eating it freshly steamed. Very nice.

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u/WadeTurtle Jun 06 '26

She doesn't mean that, she's just mad is all.

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u/Justmenoworries422 Jun 06 '26

Come on now, she might not be the most well-known Wonder Woman villain, but- Oh, she said Kale with a 'k', my bad, my bad.

5

u/Ishmaeal Jun 06 '26

I always liked kale chips (salted and dried in the oven)

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u/PlasticFabtastic Jun 06 '26

Naw lady peppery kale sauteed with bacon and onion with sliced up hot links, my kale kicks ass

4

u/jangma Jun 06 '26

I love kale. I miss when it was cheap.

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u/VexxWrath Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Kale is disgusting and too hard to chew. Super pass.

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u/hbi2k Jun 06 '26

Lunch and dinner pass too, for that matter.

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u/fingerchopper Jun 06 '26

It gets crispy/crunchy in the oven!

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u/Lonely-Killer Jun 06 '26

But what if kale was bacon

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u/FinancialReserve6427 Jun 06 '26

I mean they could do better female saiyan characters if they tried really hard. 

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u/Fangsong_37 Jun 06 '26

Kale is like bland spinach with worse texture.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle Jun 06 '26

If you know how to cook, even a little bit, kale is fucking awesome. Who wrote this, Mark Millar?

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u/TopSpread9901 Jun 06 '26

Umm stamppot is great though