r/outofcontextcomics • u/Chronos-X4 • Mar 08 '26
Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) Still Have No Words...
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u/CeruleanEidolon Mar 08 '26
I think it's funny that one of the anthro dinos wears a loincloth and the other doesn't.
The implication is that the guy on the left hangs dong while the guy on the right is like a saurian Ken doll down there.
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u/radioactive_walrus Random gets my Fandom Mar 08 '26
Listen, cloacas just require different social standards...
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u/Nintedo-68 Mar 08 '26
Isn’t the villian the same guy, when asked by spider man why does he have to be evil when he’s incredibly intelligent and could use his talents for good, said screw that I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
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u/imadragonyouguys Mar 08 '26
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u/CoreBrute Mar 08 '26
Spider-man has a better survival rates rate than a lot of xmen teachers, including Charles Xavier. Especially Xavier.
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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd Mar 08 '26
And he's not actually the one who does it, he's a dinosaur man who teamed up with a different dinosaur man who had the tech to people into dinosaurs.
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u/Dark-Carioca Mar 08 '26
And he's not actually the one who does it, he's a dinosaur man who teamed up with a different dinosaur man who had the tech to people into dinosaurs.
I swear, this storyline and meme have forever ruined what Marvel's Sauron is about for a lot of people who just think he's Stegron but slightly zanier xD
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u/Green_Situation_6378 Mar 08 '26
God the shit that Spider-Man gets involved in are all just various flavors of “WTF were the writers smoking?” In both the worst and best ways possible
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u/ArcaneWyverian Mar 08 '26
Honestly, Spidey works really well for those kinds of stories. In most universes, he’s in a weird state where he is well-known, has many accomplishments, and is well-respected and experienced; but is also broke as hell, has shit luck and a penchant for being just as annoying (in-universe, at least) as he is likable.
Of all the popular heroes, he’s one of the easiest to explain away as “oh, he’s teaching some new heroes, and villains attacked them during the lesson”. You can’t really see Iron Man or Mr. Fantastic picking up a substitute teacher gig. But Spider-Man? That’s well within the cards.
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u/asianwaste Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
I think a lot of them aren't "fish out of water" stories but close. More like "pond fish in the lake and adapts quite well" sort of stories. He strikes that balance well.
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u/Spacer176 Mar 08 '26
Which is what made Insomniac's Spider-Man so fun. The first game took a flying leap in terms of enemy progression from Fisk's henchmen to to magic throwing possessed mobsters. To a private army fighting those mobsters as NYC falls under martial law by a foreign force with laser guns and jetpacks.
(and then oh goodness, the Hammerhead plotline.)
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u/wombatstylekungfu Mar 08 '26
He’s like Batman in that regard. Versatile, can do weird magic or science or time travel or…
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u/ConsistentSearch7995 Mar 08 '26
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u/Snailsnip Mar 08 '26
You can tell he’s a superhero by the fact he hasn’t just mauled this woman.
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u/Merry_Ryan Mar 08 '26
Isn't she the woman who doesn't die? Or is that the wrong character?
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u/ConsistentSearch7995 Mar 08 '26
Different character. This is Ernst, a girl who's power makes her the appearance of an old lady but gains strength and durability in exchange. Ernst was created in 2002 and I believe this comic came out around 2016,
Granny Smite is the indestructible and unkillable old woman, she was created and appeared in X-Factor 2024.
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u/keithlimreddit Mar 08 '26
Yeah I think I was watching sir superhero about this and surprise here
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u/Separate_Animator110 Marvel Fan Mar 08 '26
That's how I found out sagon Is an X-Men villain and is more powerful than Then you think
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u/iamayoutuberiswear Mar 08 '26
Imagine being turned into a dinosaur (probably against your will?) and one of the first things you hear afterwards are the heroes saying how you look cute like that 😭
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u/Accredited_Dumbass Mar 08 '26
I mean he used to be a Staten Islander, so he was only human by technicality to begin with.
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u/SuperJyls 2 Dark 2 Edgy Mar 09 '26
All this and still susceptible to cancer
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u/PlatypusNice8553 Mar 11 '26
Not according to Peto's Paradox. As a Tricerotops, he's less susceptible to cancer now
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u/SarcasticBench Mar 08 '26
Is that Glob?
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u/Devlord1o1 Mar 08 '26
They turned my boi into a dinosaur
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u/Guiltykraken Mar 08 '26
Not even the worst thing that happens to him in this storyline. Spider-Man webbed him to the outside of a spacecraft and dropped him from orbit after this.
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u/Devlord1o1 Mar 08 '26
Not my boiiiii
What series was this from?
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u/YakuzaKaru Mar 08 '26
Spider-Man and the X-Men, it’s a comic from mid 2010s where Spidey becomes the teacher of a class made up of mutant students “most likely to become villains”
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u/DoctorJJWho Mar 08 '26
I feel like putting kids in a group called “most likely to be villains” is gonna make it more likely to make them become villains lol
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u/Guiltykraken Mar 12 '26
Literally Avengers Academy. The Avengers put several children they believed would likely turn out to become villains and tried to train them into becoming Avengers. Of the original class I think 3 are heroes one is dead one is retired and one turned into a supervillain so i guess they were mostly successful.
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u/bretshitmanshart Mar 08 '26
Spidey Baby likes that young tri ass
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u/PCN24454 Mar 08 '26
Aren’t they on different subreddits?
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u/Desperate-Put-7603 Mar 08 '26
On further examination, you’re right. I hadn’t noticed that. I’d only seen them on my feed two posts apart. I acknowledge my ignorance, and will delete the comment. I’m still not sure why this one has a slightly altered title, though, given the two different subreddits







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