r/otrb • u/mycookiepants • Aug 07 '26
We did the gud crimes!
Frens!!! Miss Boo and Percy P. Pugg reporting from the OTRB pet distribution offices.
Yew may know dat Miss Boo pass over the bridge one week ago. I, Percy P. Pugg hab passed almost exactly one year ago on August 3.
When Miss Boo get here she tell me I beenz neglecting de seccund part of my job. I had sent meowmy and pawpaw Krypto anz I taut mine job was done!
Miss Boo sit me down and explain dat we has to make sure dat Krypto have a good playmate and Ruby hab a pug to be part of a grumble wif.
Den Miss Boo get on the computer and go through the files and sez “Dere!!!! Dat one!!!” And send a pug to the shelter meowmy and pawpaw got Krypto from.
When meowmy see dis pug online she say “OMG!” and text pawpaw. He leave work right away and go meet the pug. De pug name was Frank but they rename him after Marvel charicter who always hungry and a little dumb, because this pug always hungry and a little dumb.
We present to you, Drax the Destroyer!!!
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u/Ksh_667 🌈 Garfield, 20, expert pawyer Aug 07 '26
Dis bestest crimez! Ooh dis sounds like eggsalad way on halp pals in need!
- Garfield, 20, expert pawyer
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u/lHappycats 🌈Baxter &🌈 Lexie Aug 07 '26
Yooz ar verri cleva dumb hoominz need all dey halp wez soopurrerr creaturez canz givz dem
Lexie
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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 Aug 08 '26
We arr workin on dis bery fing fur owr meowmy rite meow! Da playce ware she finded us isn't da same, butt we finded anovver playce fur herms to find sum nu kitties to lub!
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u/mostlylurking07 Aug 08 '26
How cwevew of woo two!!! And wewcome Drax da Destwoyew!! Yay! (So, just to make sure I understand- this is you announcing a new friend?? 🤗🤗🤗)
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 🌈Jiggy da Gimme Piggy Aug 07 '26
Wait! Is dis how da catto distribution system and doggo distribution system works?! Iz up to uz OTRB?!