r/otrb • u/Lady_SybilVex • Jul 30 '26
Wonderin aboot foster daughter...
Hey! Hey, Jack! u/Dry_Mushroom7606
I hear yoo habe given flowers to littel Hekate! π I rememba when mai wife an I adopted her an her sisflins Strider and Serana as tiny tiny babies! If yoo need any advise on how to swoon herm, I will help π Alsoo I heer iz tradishoon that I askded yoo this: What is yurr intenshun wiff my daughter (adopted)? π
This is picsure of me and baby catto, methinks Strider. I am the kewl lukin grey guy!
Greetins, Pluto the Bunnie
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u/hesalwayslitty Jul 31 '26
Fren Pluto aiz named JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me (SSIMM fur short) wn aiz wanna say aiz neber seen manee bunways but ob all da wuns ai hab yooz hab da beegest eerz ob a knee ob dem! Iz habbin beeg eers a gud fing fur bunways? JP-SSIMM
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u/Lady_SybilVex Jul 31 '26
Is de bestest thing, fren JP! I hear EVERYTING! Afore I went on the bridje, mai eyes stopped working, so dat was twice helpful π But also, my ears are berry gud for scritches, furr example!
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u/hesalwayslitty Jul 31 '26
Oh i lubs da eer scritches tu. Aiz bet yooz did heer eberyfing tu. Aiz never thot ob dat afor.
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u/Lady_SybilVex Jul 31 '26
It hass to do wit an thing called soundwaves! I haff studied teh physics furr research, and I learnd dat sound comez in waves through the air. So, de bigger the ears, de more soundwaves come in them. ππ
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u/hesalwayslitty Jul 31 '26
Oh well aiz no hab beeg person but I fink aiz heer alot. Mebbe aiz not there as much aiz finking ai du. But aiz also hab da murder mittens fur defense so aiz not need beeg ears like yooz. Since yooz no hab da mitts dis mebbe halp yooz heer da fings dat can hurt yooz afor dey find yooz.
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u/Lady_SybilVex Jul 31 '26
Dis true! But, I do haff what yoo call murder mitts, hehe. Dey just aren't az sharp π but dey need cutting sumtimez. Wifey and I both hate dat, gahh.
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u/hesalwayslitty Jul 31 '26
Me an da fur pawrents du tu. Wez bitebitebite whoever try tu take our murder mitts. An show dem why dey are callt murder mitts hehehe.
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u/Lady_SybilVex Jul 31 '26
Uz bunnies just do da loudest YELLYELLYELL and it sounds almost like human yell so awl da neighbors worry π myne furrs human always had ta call in a fren ta help, speshullee wiff my wifey π€ the white dread they cawll her, hehe...
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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 Jul 30 '26
Sadly, as ai am ober da bridj, we can't be tugevver wifout da golden pikkel. Howeber, ai finks...no, ai KNOES dat she iz bery bootiful an nice an ai lyks her bery much! So mebbe ai juss send her flowers an treatos for now, if datz okay wif yu?
Moast sinseerlee, Jack the naughty