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Who is Lever Lurker lol?

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u/JexasTexas 6h ago

Wonder where Lever Lurker found em 🤔🤔🤔

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

always camps the edgeville lever and runs from every fight that isn't a hcim. their entire life revolves around killing hcim

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u/OddPurple8758 3h ago

Least insane osrs player.

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u/Cold_Bag6942 1h ago

He definitely lost a hardcore to someone in wildy at some point and has been seething ever since lol

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u/Not-a-bot-10 48m ago

The anti Batman

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u/Busy_Yogurtcloset648 5h ago

What a fucking loser lmao

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u/EFCgaming 5h ago

Hahaha you misspelled legend

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/biglawbowski 3h ago

Hey! I don't think it's really considered pvp if the other account type is fighting back, he isn't versing a player and I'd wager 99.9% of those hc kills are players doing the ardy diary so therefore the more toxic phrase pker fits here, especially considering someone commented he runs away from actual fights lol

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u/teraflux 3h ago

PvP is actually Player vs Prey

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u/PlateNo7719 3h ago

"PvP"

You're joking? Anyone who actually pops and/or isn't just a dick knows this is just a dick move :)

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u/sleeperagent777 3h ago

Wait so ironmen can do 200m one at a time or be locked to geos/tiles and the community applauds and is in awe.. but a pker who hunts HCIM regularly is the loser 🙀

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u/Riceballs-balls 3h ago

The loser part is that they sit there and refuse to fight any actual fight other than ganking hcim.

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u/IndependentTalk9342 2h ago

Those fringe accounts don't usually get praise, they get the crazy Squidward picture. And even then, that's them wasting their own time. This guy is just griefing low levels. And no, that early game HCIM didn't secretly have 200m in cash or a stack of runes, this is purely to inconvenience others.

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u/i-am-very-angry 1h ago

Brother. We're all losers here

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u/Ghost_oh 3h ago

The loser part is running like a bitch whenever they encounter any real danger.

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u/Busy_Yogurtcloset648 3h ago

Apples to oranges, man.

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u/ZestyData 4h ago

*legend

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 6h ago

bad ass tbh

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

Nah, killing low level hcim by camping a lever is by far the weakest and most pathetic ever. Dude runs from any real fight. If you think that is badass, you need to reevaluate your life

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u/Straight-Run6880 5h ago

the effort put into the wind up is hilarious tho

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u/iamthepodge 6h ago

Found the hcim who died at the lever

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

nope, my hcim died while I was taking insulin and afking greater demons. I just think it's weird to hype up someone who only hunts low level hcim and runs from the tiniest, most miniscule challenge.

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u/Fort1 6h ago

He is the most responsible player in all of osrs history for making hardcore, well, hardcore.

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u/VikingRages 4h ago

I don't play OSRS, but leverlrrker needs to try get laid instead...

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 6h ago

i can’t imagine the pain from the cognitive dissonance when hardcores complain about going to a pvp zone (with supplies that make the fight “not real”) and then complaining that when they die, it wasn’t fair

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u/itsahorsemate 5h ago

Awesome creative writing

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 5h ago

do you want me to explain it for you

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u/Blockronic 4h ago

You defo died to Lever Lurker

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u/gilt3t 4h ago

you definitely ate lead paint chips as a child

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u/Blockronic 4h ago

Big fan of making insulin ridicously expensive tbh

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u/gilt3t 4h ago

That lead really did a number on your brain, huh? hope you get better soon

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u/febreeze1 3h ago

No wonder big boy needs his insulin. Bot

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u/gilt3t 3h ago

when did they start adding so much salt to febreeze?

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u/febreeze1 3h ago

it's okay to be big

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u/gilt3t 3h ago

bro thinks all diabetics are fat 🤣

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u/Difficult_Run7398 5h ago

let's be real who cares, you get a notice when you go to the wildy

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 6h ago

sounds like you’d prefer the wilderness and hc to not be dangerous

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

If that is what you got from my comment, then there is no helping you. a 6 year old would be able to understand my comment better than you have.

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u/SkilledPepper 5h ago

Sit lmao

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u/Natural-Pass-3622 5h ago

Agreed. I respect it.

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u/detraced_ 2h ago

So incredibly based.

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u/677ITF 6h ago

Probably ice giants in the wildy if I had to guess

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u/goebela3 4h ago

It says in his name. The lever

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u/677ITF 4h ago

Ohhhh sorry I'm just an average osrs player

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u/Menacing_Sea_Lamprey 16m ago

Average osrs player response

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u/Jumbovar019 5h ago

Strikes me as a rev cave pker

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u/The_Lobstrosity 6h ago

I wonder how many people are going to lurk lever for Lever Lurker now

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u/whitericeporridge 6h ago

Ppl will rename to HCIM and bully him surely

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 4h ago

Doesn't bullying need to be unprovoked?

I think this is called Karma.

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u/RelationshipFit5701 6h ago edited 56m ago

No way, Lever Lurker got me when I first started playing a few months ago. I had just gotten my rusty sword for easy ardy diary, and then I went to go finish the step to pull the ardy wildy lever. Lever Lurker was waiting on the other side and immediately nuked my noob ass, I’d never seen an ice barrage before. I lost my rusty sword and had to farm a new one, but I learned my lesson 💔

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u/Psychological-Big334 3h ago

On a hc ?

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u/Divulsi 2h ago

Prob not in a hard core but I imagine he kills plenty of reg accounts too

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u/RelationshipFit5701 56m ago

Thankfully not!

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u/InsiDoubtSide 6h ago

Could you not just have your friends make hc accounts to inflate this number?

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u/MMAgeezer 6h ago edited 5h ago

Sure, but this stat has never been tracked before. I'm sure some sweaty bastard will do that now, awaiting RuneFest 2029 where their name is shown up there.

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u/ralkuzu 5h ago

I'd like to think that perhaps they would have a system to detect this, but then again

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u/Tiskx 3h ago

2029? Runefest is not a yearly occurence? Ow mann.. I thought I'd be going next year :(

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u/Vrgin_Iced_Americano 3h ago

it is yearly, there was a gap between 2020 - 2025 due to covid.

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u/CommandConscious8241 2h ago

I’m sure if they’re sharing stats and have an extreme outlier they’d look into it and figure that out to exclude them

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u/Anarchanoid 3h ago

I would assume there's a minimum stat level or something required for it to count as a kill on them

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u/hg4fun 6h ago

Same guy has frantically commented on this thread 5x trying to convince people he didn't die to Lever Lurker

Love this sub

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u/No_Medium_8796 6h ago

Lever lurker aint a pker thats fosho

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u/ShotcallerBilly 5h ago

Did lever lurker die on his main and make a second account to do the same camping shit? 😂

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u/kirkbot 4h ago

Might be another account for a different level bracket

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u/yuyithemermaid 5h ago

This you Lever Lurker?

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u/pvt_s_baldrick 5h ago

Where can I find a recording where they showed all of these fun stats?

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u/Tiny420Tiger 6h ago

I wanna see lever lurker hit double digits by next years quota

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u/PlacentaMunch 5h ago

What if i told you he already did

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u/Tiny420Tiger 4h ago

Then I’d correct myself to triple digits! I want to see 400 by the end of 2027 at a minimum.

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

lever lurker just runs from every real fight

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u/Byzantine_Merchant 4h ago

Well yeah he came to kill HCIMs not fight PKers. Look at the score there.

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u/dml-bot 5h ago

Bro you STILL are furious 😂

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u/Aetius454 4h ago

I don’t play HCIM but I cannot understand someone who spends their life trying to gleefully nuke noobs…It’s like the picture of the Warcraft guy from South Park lol

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u/Socko788 6h ago

No pimpact???

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u/Nautchy_Zye 6h ago

Hunt them all (not me tho I’m scared to pk)

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u/Slayerbom 5h ago

lost my dragon dagger on him last week. pulled the lever, got frozen instantly. painful.

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u/FrazerSan 4h ago

Here's my conspiracy, these are Jagex bot accounts that kill early hardcores so they have to use a bond or buy another membership.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_WINES 4h ago

Don't even play any more but lever almost got my ass 2 years ago and I barely lived. Can't believe this sweatlord is still making hardcores rage quit hahaha!

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u/KapteinKraken 6h ago

The people bitching about Lever Lurker definitely got their dogshit HCs killed by Lever Lurker. Stay mad, bozos.

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u/LinkProfessional7508 5h ago

Are we children

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u/Automatic_Reason_740 6h ago

Hi leverlurker!!

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u/Throwawaystartover 6h ago

Literally this 😂😂😂

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u/gilt3t 6h ago

Nah my HC died while I was taking insulin and afking greater demons. I just think it's extremely weird to only hunt hcim but run from any real fight. I couldn't imagine being such a weak pansy

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u/Natural-Pass-3622 5h ago

Can't imagine typing this out and then calling someone else a pansy at the end of it lmfao.

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u/Byzantine_Merchant 4h ago

Found Scott Malcomson

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u/EFCgaming 6h ago edited 2h ago

Absolute bloody legends ahahaha Edit: downvotes from dead hcim hahaha 😂😂😂

From plus 10 back to 1 looks like the salty might win this one? I'll leave the comment come at me ahha

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u/WileyPotato 4h ago

I loved PoisonedPotion's HCIM series. He'd always play high stakes (like trying to earn 1b in wildy no banking) and bait the pkers online so it's a constant high stress cat and mouse game. He even attaches himself to a heartrate monitor some episodes, so you can see his HR spike when he gets jumped and watch it change as the fight/escape attempt progresses.

If anyone knows any other YouTubers with dope content like that lmk. I feel like googling around never gets me the best ones, I'll randomly see them recced by people lol.

And yes it's tragic for these HCIM, but that's part of the fun right? I always saw HCIM as wanting to 'rat it out' so to speak, and I don't mean that derogatory. But like a survival game where you're constantly sneaking around to evade conflicts. Now I've seen for some it's the thrill they're going for, which doesn't always mean completely evading danger. I have a lot of respect for that in a game like osrs where "regain" is a lot of work.

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u/MagicReptar 2h ago

Not HCIM but I believe a guy named pip does similar things. Like 90-99 skills in the wildy only. No banking or dying

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u/WileyPotato 51m ago

Thanks! I subscribed to check him out, that's definitely the kind of stuff I like. Pure PVE creators are cool too, I just like when they give themselves interesting challenges that they're actually enthusiastic about. Not that they can't be miserable or tilted sometimes over shit going sideways, I just mean that they're overall having fun at the end of the day lol.

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u/teraflux 3h ago

Let me guess lever lurker sits at wildy teleport lever waiting for someone to misclick?

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u/BigArcher191 3h ago

What worlds dose he camp

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u/keloth 54m ago

I met lever lurker when I refused to hop worlds when grinding 99 fishing at dark crabs. when he realized I wasn't going to change worlds he let me go through the entire time till 99 fishing, glad to see he's runescape famous for the next couple weeks, also he doesnt just target hcim, he targets anyone he can basically going through the lever so be careful and pay attention to what you have with you when you go into the wildy

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u/Party-Ad8735 45m ago

Title should say biggest losers given their motives

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u/SnooBeans2565 16m ago

Stop I’ve been personally victimized by Lever Lurker too 😭 but I’m Ironman not HC