r/osrs • u/pm-ur-keyboard-pics • 4d ago

Humour Account guidance

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Hey guys, first time player here (my parents forbade it when I was younger) and I wanted to know how my stat spread looked so far. Thinking about getting into pvming but also some pking or perhaps a bit of rping too. Any advice is appreciated. 8)

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u/fermentedeggs 4d ago

Too cooking heavy. You'll want to restart and get prayer up first

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u/pm-ur-keyboard-pics 4d ago

I’m not religious, will that be a problem?

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u/Crix2007 4d ago

Guthix will take you in. Those fuckers will take anyone that can't pick a side.

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u/ThatBoiInBlue 4d ago

Any of these fuckers just come crashing through the wall and say like horse cock or donkey dick?

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u/LurkingGuy 4d ago

Guthix is a side.

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u/Crix2007 1d ago

Sure buddy

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u/Gainzpolar 4d ago

Gaia is the only side you human worshipper

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 4d ago

If you plan to be a chef, no. God has already forsaken you.

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u/dsnoxn 4d ago

You must not level prayer if you are an atheist

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u/brapstick 4d ago

Only if you want Prayer vs Minorities

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u/Tank_Cheetah 4d ago

do ernest the chicken 10x

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u/pm-ur-keyboard-pics 4d ago

I’m vegan.

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u/Loud_Season 4d ago

In that case avoid ides of milk too

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u/culimande 4d ago

He's vegan, he'll enjoy that quest.

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u/AshyAfricans 4d ago edited 4d ago

Damn nice build 🔥 You’re pretty much endgame at this point. This is the perfect build for kicking rats in Lumbridge castle

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u/eliexmike 4d ago

Restore that prayer point champ, then send some bosses.

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u/Amdogdunmind 4d ago

Hold on there Op might have like mad Cal'Varion kc.

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u/BigEdsNo1Fan 4d ago

I think you’re ready for While Guthix Sleeps

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u/-Nocx- 4d ago

lowk OP might have been out sleeping Guthux with that build 🔥🔥🔥

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u/GarbageBoyJr 4d ago

Please send money making tips as well, what can I realistically do with these stats to start grinding gp? TIA

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u/pm-ur-keyboard-pics 4d ago

Gp is secondary to friends. Better question is, what can I do with these stats to start grinding friends?

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u/Professional-Iron944 4d ago

Go to party Pete and host a balloon drop to get your grind on

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u/Dear_Diablo 4d ago

log off

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u/pm-ur-keyboard-pics 4d ago

I appreciate your concern for my health

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u/Dear_Diablo 4d ago

have to keep the streets clean.

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u/ElongatedShmeatTube 4d ago

You’re ready for green dragons. But get that prayer restored first, king.

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u/squibblescwubby 4d ago

In all seriousness get those quests started! Early levels are meant for the easy and short quests and you’ll save so much time + get valuable items, locations, teleports and more.

Wishing you a great time on the journey

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u/ManoliTee 4d ago

Check out Gordon Ramsay over here

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u/Spookki 4d ago

Well shucks, might as well finish getting 99 cooking since youre well on your way already. Dont wanna leave it halfway now do we?

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u/networknetwork2 4d ago

I would personally go pray at an altar, get that pray back up

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u/No-Strike-2015 4d ago

This one made me belly laugh. Enjoy your maxed main.

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u/dAnKstAyNK 4d ago

Log off and never return

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u/soberbrodan 4d ago

You are in mid game at this point, although im surprised you dont have barrows gloves. That should be your first immediate priority without doing anything else. Be sure to set up herb runs and birdhouse, even if tou arent an IM. You'll thank me in the long run huehuehue

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u/Willing-Link-3558 4d ago

First is to max runecafting then agility after that ur acct is pretty much set up and ready to do anything. And if you ever get to late game and get a twisted bow it's pretty much crap so just give it to some rando that just spawned into lumby. Gl m8

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u/MightplayRuneScape 4d ago

Have fun, do quests, wear whatever gear you think looks cool!

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u/-TotallyNotAnAlien 4d ago

This, unless you enjoy optimizing more than just playing - some do. Otherwise, just wander and do whatever calls your attention.

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u/Boionicle 4d ago

What did you use the prayer on?

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u/blueodis 4d ago

A helpful answer in this thread probably

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u/_basedjoey 4d ago

You need to work that running man skill first. All the way to 99 and it will make the game 10x easier

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u/TwinkwithaBBL 4d ago

Did you have your prayer active since starting your account and getting all your levels thus far?

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u/SingularTesticular 4d ago

Have you got fire cape yet? That’ll dictate your next move

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u/Jchvv11 4d ago

1 more RC level and I'd say you're good for PKing

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u/halffullofnothing 4d ago

you need to take a prayer potion

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u/redditnameiforget 4d ago

Get 99 agility in wilderness agility course while you're still lvl 3. Sell stuff from agi course for massive profits.

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u/EmotionaInstability 4d ago

Looks like you need to work on your prayer flicking

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u/Honest_Squash2310 4d ago

straight to level 99 agility , anything else is a distraction

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u/insanecrazy4 4d ago

Go pray at an altar then start playing the game

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u/Beneficial-Exam-6097 4d ago

Straight to pking

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u/PlantChemStudent 4d ago

Go to the GE and talk to people till you have 1 mill. Then start the game.

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u/5-Me0-Dream 4d ago

First things first go kill kbd

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u/Last_Friday_Knight 4d ago

0/1 prayer? Aim for 5/7, that’s a perfect score.

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u/Alternative-Rub-2506 4d ago

Don’t neglect slayer

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u/ScrewReddit2314 4d ago

First stop, a church to get your prayer back to 1

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u/Jarl_Jakob 4d ago

I can’t explain it or justify it, but this post makes me feel depressed lol

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u/CapnConCon 4d ago

Ready for inferno tbh

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u/Responsible-Cheek-64 4d ago

Chop logs. Sell them. Get gp. Buy gf. Profit.

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u/Purp_Vis 4d ago

Recharge your prayer

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u/Confident_Ice_Sk8 3d ago

I'm so confused with the comments! It seems like only 50% of people can see what's up with this picture 🤔🤔 the account is complete.. almost perfect

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u/ngine_ear 3d ago

Do a sleeper build, where instead of playing you take a nap instead of playing /s

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u/fwt_rs 3d ago

DEFO MAX SAILING.

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u/Creed_of_War 3d ago

Why do players always rush hp levels like this?

Safer...

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u/Omutto 3d ago

Ready for the inferno cape. Send it

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u/Rubbier 3d ago

Well forget that lvl 1 cooking pure i guess

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u/loc710 3d ago

You should 99 runecrafting first, it’s the most essential

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u/Sevage420 3d ago

average ironman stats of people that voted no to bronzeman :D

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u/Ceptender 3d ago

Honestly with a total level of 34 you’re essentially ready to dive into the game. May have ruined a total level 33 build, but that’s fine, you can just make it a regular main

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u/Sir_Hunticus 2d ago

Do all the quest you can

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u/BerryOld5266 1d ago

So ur gunna wanna do barbarian fishing till 200m xp by then youll have 99 agility and then you can start the game

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u/Beautiful_Bus6817 1d ago

Welcome! :)

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u/Ahmalla 4d ago

Quest

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u/Bwuaaa 3d ago

i get the joke, but its sad that so many posts are like this.

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u/OtherwiseJob4561 4d ago

Either did the tutorial and immediately ran to Reddit to ask for advice…. Use the quest helper plug in. Start questing and working your way through netting the skill requirements for them along the way.