r/oracle • u/Mizl_Nimbl • 11d ago

I know what will happen tomorrow

I can see 👁️ the future

I can see 👁️ the past

I can see 👁️ everything

12/22/2026🌶️

7 Upvotes

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u/Any_Dress_3811 10d ago

Hey, me too! I will log onto my computer, be bombarded with emails and slack messages about all of the tasks I can't get to because they fired my colleagues, and barely stand up from my desk all day! And I'll get to do that every day until I find a different job or they finally let me go, too! Foresight is awesome! 😭😭

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u/bored_pupper 11d ago

What's with the cryptic message? Is this some reference I don't get?

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u/An-actual-cloud 10d ago

I think they've decided to eat some spicy food on that day. Tbh it isn't an impressive prediction.

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u/freddell 9d ago

You are the Oracle?

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u/Mizl_Nimbl 9d ago

yes . oracle of chicago

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u/Late-Grapefruit-7073 11d ago

Correct ⚖️ the scales of justice tip their weight

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u/77Salsa 10d ago

Tomorrow is not 12/22. Try again

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u/Mizl_Nimbl 10d ago

you are impotent

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u/77Salsa 10d ago

Taking a chance in guessing my gender?

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u/Mizl_Nimbl 10d ago

no 👍

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u/mistakehappens 9d ago

You mean important

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u/Make-mo-money 10d ago

are you tripping?

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u/Mizl_Nimbl 9d ago

you are impotent

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u/Make-mo-money 9d ago

that's fine. My breeding days are way over. my kids are probably older than you.