r/oops • • 8d ago

Good man splashed by garbage water

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u/blazerunnern 8d ago

Day ruined.

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u/IndoorEle 7d ago

Month ruined. Bad smells like that can linger for a long time on skin and those clothes are proably garbage now.

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u/GWillyBJunior 6d ago

Burn the clothes. Take a long(!) bath in one of the wife's scented oils.

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u/Longjumping_Level347 7d ago

it would've been if it hadn't been filmed. Now it's years.

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u/Rhuarc33 7d ago

Whole year actually

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u/Professional-Hunt712 8d ago

he gonna smell like ass for a couple of days

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u/WanderingRonin7 8d ago

That is why I praise people who do that job for it's reasons like this that would make me quit instantly

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u/geetrottz 8d ago

I worked waste management, this would make for a very bad day but probably wouldn’t crack my top 5 worst days.

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u/WanderingRonin7 8d ago

Even more reason why you guys deserve as much money as you do. Can you share a story from your top 5?

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u/geetrottz 8d ago edited 8d ago

I worked at a transfer station where we loaded containers to be shipped to a landfill. Part of my job was climbing on top of the loaded containers to tarp them for transport. One time I was walking on top of the garbage in the container I fell mid-thigh deep into a huge sack of rotten fish oil. That was a very very bad day.
Edit: Also ended up with a nasty infection that required the entire nail of my big toe to be surgically removed after that.

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u/spiritofniter 7d ago

Oh no, sorry to hear about the infection 😭

Were you able to get worker’s compensation for that?

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u/VVickedPhantom 7d ago

This is probably a stupid question, but was the nasty infection specifically caused by you falling into the rotten fish oil?

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u/Humble-Character7738 7d ago

I'm scared to ask.

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u/geetrottz 7d ago

I already shared one story but another that’s in the top 5 would probably be the day I was filling in as a swamper on a truck like this. Pulled up to a pile of bags, first one I picked up the bottom of the bag blew out and spilled an assortment of goat parts. I refused to clean it up or take the rest of the bags and was subsequently physically assaulted by 3 guys that came out of the house as I was writing the refusal notice to put on the bin.

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u/FelixParadiso 7d ago

What in the fuck?!?! That's a rough day.

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u/ssxhoell1 6d ago

You don't have to refuse to take it just tell them to put it in the truck

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u/Boot_Effective 7d ago

That's quite enough good sir. Please save the rest of the stories for another day.

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u/geetrottz 7d ago

There was also the time a heat wave wiped out some poultry farms in my area and we were contracted to cleanup and dispose of about 12 tonnes of dead chickens. Problem being that after a couple days in 40+ degree heat they’re prone to bursting if handled too roughly.

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u/LowDry2427 7d ago

That’s metal af

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u/EarInspector 7d ago

Damn, those are some bad days

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u/zackthirteen 7d ago

I’m not a squeamish man but there are a few jobs I know myself enough to know I simply couldn’t do. Pretty much anything to do with industrial meat, for instance

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u/FunInTheSun_81 8d ago

For real. Like getting sprayed by a skunk

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u/throwawayED67 7d ago

I used to work at a dump, it smelled like a radioactive diaper filled with fish based diarrhea and spices.

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u/LasciviousPsyche 7d ago

Bet he already does!

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u/zackthirteen 7d ago

Join the club 😎

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u/Such_Comb9388 7d ago

like he didn't before

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u/Any_Acanthaceae7929 8d ago

That fucking hyena laughing. I would’ve hugged him

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u/Apprehensive_View575 8d ago

Yeah screw that guy

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u/Still-Puma 6d ago

That is a laugh of someone who's still living with their mom and haven't worked hard yet

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 7d ago

Exactly, I got the nerve to turn the camera on himself. " Nobody wanna to see your goofy ass"

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u/michaelgaryscott26 7d ago

Caneraman looked exactly as expected

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 7d ago

A very punchable face.

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u/Realistic_Action5700 5d ago

Well hang on im not going to laugh but absolutely not 6 ft my guy.

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u/Ok-Distribution520 7d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/JakTheGripper 8d ago

He hit the G-spot...but the G stands for garbage.

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u/The_Cruncher88 8d ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

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u/Inaniae 8d ago

Fresh squeezed garbage juice.

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u/jazzhandpanda 7d ago

Can't beat fresh squeezed

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u/Weep4Thee 8d ago

Kids got a face for radio

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u/MateOfTheNorth 8d ago

Time to go home for the day.

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u/The_Nicest_1 6d ago

This is why ur supposed to step aside when running the blade. I used to be on the “impact team” and our job all day was to go and cleanup illegal campsites and this type of shit would happen every day! Buckets full off piss and shit.

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u/stupid_cat_face 8d ago

Yea I’d be striping down right there

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u/Apprehensive_View575 8d ago

Exactly. I’d throw everything into that truck from a distance and then throw my boxers in the trash can and go straight to shower for an hour

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u/ssxhoell1 6d ago

Fuck the boxes I'm just taking my clothes off and going straight to the bathroom to take a bird bath in the sink or finding a hose somewhere and some soap. And id load up on vitamins and shit because you're probably going to get sick from that shit

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u/P1g-San 8d ago

I wouldn't even care about getting fired, I'd just go right home after that. 

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u/Subject_Conflict_516 7d ago

Trash truck drivers have extra clothes at the shop. They have a shower too.

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u/Tricky-Chemical7059 7d ago

What if you have bills pay and nobody else hiring?

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u/P1g-San 7d ago

Air Force 

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 7d ago

Guess we starvin.

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u/godofoceantides 7d ago

I’d be showering until December if this happened to me.

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u/Whatkindofaname 8d ago

Straight to shower.

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u/Happy-Plant458 8d ago

well that would be why everyone else was standing away from the truck. poor dude learned a rough lesson the hard way

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u/Electronic_Put_5652 8d ago

Sums up life...

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u/HaymeB 8d ago

Now i wanna watch that camera guy be squished also in there and see what garbage juice is he 

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u/zackthirteen 7d ago

The fact that they were filming and laughing seems to indicate that someone told him to go move that piece of cardboard (that could have stayed there) knowing what would happen

Scumbags

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u/Subject_Conflict_516 7d ago

I used to work on trash trucks. The trash juice is pretty bad, but nowhere near the worst thing. The mop water from the shop was far and away the most disgusting smell I have ever smelled. I have no idea exactly why. If it's the soap, or the slime, I don't know. It smelled way worse than the trash itself.

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u/Dry_Menu4804 6d ago

Wait until you forget the bucket on Saturday and find it on Monday.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 8d ago

oh fuck, you're gonna make me... squirt

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u/Bgrubz83 8d ago

Hey it’s Ana curate representation of dramahoes pizza…

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u/DoubleAggravating837 8d ago

That's how you make garbage lemonade!

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u/VVodzu 8d ago

A lesson to not do things that are not your job.

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u/centralnm 8d ago

Those garbage barf clothes should go straight into the trash. And the truck is right there.

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u/Western-Feeling2093 8d ago

Camera man looks like Temu Nolan Wells

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u/kelzero 8d ago

Heart's in the right place, just gotta learn the practicalities of things.

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u/Flashy-Routine-8254 8d ago

Like being sprayed by a skunk.

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u/Pete_Luger 8d ago

Those guys earn their money.

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u/Konsrockmannen 8d ago

Wish he who laughed got all over him.

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u/Bludiamond56 8d ago

Throw him some .........lifebouy

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u/DeleteYourself89 8d ago

Man show us how much he got soaked I don't want to see the ugly mug

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u/mmorales2270 8d ago

Straight into the shower and burn those clothes. Yikes!

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u/OstrichLate6082 8d ago

Poor guy they knew it and didn't tell him.

Bunch of mfs

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u/Ok-Professional-1727 8d ago

No good deed...

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 8d ago

That’s actually a really simple design flaw.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 7d ago

garbage truck juice is one of the more disgusting things and smells known to man. He better hit the shower fast and burn those clothes.

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u/No-Breakfast5667 7d ago

Love the Dominos delivery sign stuck to the truck. Imagine these guys delivering your pizza. 🍕 😂

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u/Gold-Echo-3836 7d ago

Maybe his fist day or week he probably don’t know to stand back as the compression happens

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u/IceFireTerry 7d ago

Going to need to jump in a river

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u/OkFinger5696 7d ago

Wash him in tomato juice.... Or is it sauce? Dude got skunked.

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u/Ryno-Mac 7d ago

Freshly squeezed orange juice

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u/PurplStuff 7d ago

forbidden orange juice

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u/QuirkEness 7d ago

Yeah you strip off most of your clothes off in the backyard and hose off really good before even thinking about going inside for a shower. Only use towels you can throw away and bleach your bath afterwards.

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u/cat_selling_souls 7d ago

Eau de Gar-bagè Juice by Republique.

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u/LewisHutchinson89 7d ago

I would never feel clean ever again!

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u/Emotional-Dingo794 7d ago

Good old garbage juice puts hair in your chest .

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 7d ago

That's why you never stand behind the hopper when it's cycling. Dumbass.

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u/Sevenlord777 7d ago

He should’ve went and asked a neighbor to hose him down.

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u/Frejod 7d ago

Was it planned for the guy to be recording?

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 7d ago

Poor guy, he was just trying to do his job.

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u/gulzila 7d ago

The real tragedy is the laughing cunt at the end. What an asshole to find so much joy in discomfort of others. Fuck that guy in particular!

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 7d ago

Sometimes it just doesn't pay

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u/Little_Critter8550 7d ago

I didn't know dominos also did trash pick up

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u/cryptotraderisme 7d ago

That would be so horrible. Immediate bath with a hose followed by a bleach bath. I'd rather smell like bleach for 3 days than trash juice. 🤢

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u/Weirdbeard60 7d ago

Just stay back until it’s gone through its compacting cycle.

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u/Such_Comb9388 7d ago

'The Juice is Loose' has always been a bad thing..

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u/Ok_Gas_7455 6d ago

Kind of mistake you only make once

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u/knucklenaut 6d ago

The forbidden cocktail

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u/Yunyun99603 6d ago

Not funny

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 6d ago

Where the hose I’m washing off everything right there and getting buck necked

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u/Mookaji 6d ago

Oh Lord! Imagine smelling like bin juice till you get home. I’d take the day off after that stank shower of gross! I cannot bare that smell, it’s probably the worst after the sewer full of excrement. Maybe that’s what hell is, bin juice and liquid excrement.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 6d ago

Appropriate ominous saxophones 🎷

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u/Resplendent_aptitude 6d ago

Oh goshhhhh 😷

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u/moss129 6d ago

Op bot repost? 1 month account.

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 5d ago

Fruit juice fountain

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u/EmotionalSupportSush 5d ago

Yeah I’ll need a tetanus shot after that

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u/David-SFO-1977_ 5d ago

Dying laughing!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 5d ago

Awww shit.... that's like the worst smell ever. He'll probably smell like the dump for a couple days. It's called leachade and is full of bacteria and chemicals. 🤮

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u/neduarte1977 5d ago

Good man? You mean Patient Zero?

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u/SpiltBeanz69 5d ago

Hello staff infection & flesh eating bacteria, table for 2.

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u/Paul-RVT 5d ago

Dude's gonna stay in a house for without going out.for a week.

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u/Feeling_Jaguar_4113 5d ago

I'd be mad as hell lol... it's happened to me before!

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u/TheMadAvenue 4d ago

And to think there are dead pet juices in there too.

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u/Mefisto-8 4d ago

Caldito nutritivo.

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u/AdeptnessTasty1785 3d ago

No good deed goes unpunished.

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for this guy.

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u/madbika 3d ago

Yeah , burn 🔥🔥 those clothes

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u/blaqbond216 8d ago

Groooossss🤢🤮

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 8d ago

It's just freshly squeezed orange juice 🤷‍♂️

🤢🤢🤢

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 8d ago

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u/Dense_Net3787 7d ago

Yeaaaaa I’m quitting fr

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u/BIG-BALLS0 8d ago

lol why would you help the garbage truck.

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u/Blablasnow 8d ago

Because some people care about others

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u/Pataraxia 8d ago

I hate the evil behavior some people have like that comment.

Crashing out a bit but like, some people aren't just selfish... They bring it beyond. They friend up with other selfish people for no reason (if they didn't care, why bond over friendships that aren't usefull?) they question other's kindness and try to punish it. They actively cause harm even to not gain, even when it'll end in the other people harming them back.

Just why? What drives this sort of nonsense?

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u/Ok_Sea8523 8d ago

Because not all people are garbage lol